You just accidentally stepped on his shoe and scuffed it. how do you survive?

you just accidentally stepped on his shoe and scuffed it. how do you survive?

ayo dis nigga look like uma thurman lmaoooo

Knock him out, get in my car and leave

I draw my pistol and shoot him because there’s no way to deescalate with them

throw some fried chicken in a pool

Start getting naked and weird. Thugs don't wanna be near homo shit incase niggas think they ghey

throw some fried chicken in a pool

IQ: 185

call the greek

I'm white. I'd just apologise. Does he actually have any white people killed? I don't think he does.

tell him you heard his name around the corner

ask him how he would feel if he didn't have any breakfast this morning, in order to short circuit his melon brain

but I did have breakfast this morning

excuse me mister sir

I didn't see you there

let me get that for you

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kek

I went to school in Baltimore City, you just have to sprint towards N. Charles Street like your life depends on it.
Because it does.

Act like I am about to throw a right cross as I step towards him and headbutt

Get myself a one way ticket to West Baltimore.

probably the biggest thing that has put me off trying hard drugs is having to interact with these kind of people in those kind of neighborhoods

Somersault to safety

I'd try spinning. That's a good trick!

someone like marlo is at least 2 degrees separate from actual users

by keeping the 50 yard rule at all times

What the FUCK was he thinking?

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He didn't kill bubbles, he killed the security guard because he thought he had the power and authority to do whatever he wanted in that market, it was basically a punishment for going against the "king".

Who said anything about Bubbles?

really though he was just pissy he lost in the game of poker and wanted an ego boost

He's a psychopath but in the cold and calculating way, he is not a feral animal. I bet if you just apologise and show that it was a sincere accident and that you respect his authority, he'd let you go

He's also probably autistic to some degree because some human interactions seem foreign to him, and it's hard to predict exactly what he's thinking.

Marlo was shitty writing. He and a couple bodyguards + Cheese were all right there at the co-op surrounded by like 30 other dudes who all wanted them dead. But nobody did shit. And the other gangs never pooled their resources to kill just a handful of Marlo's people and solve their problems?

he had the connect

He was still scamming and killing them with impunity. Nobody would put up with that even at the cost of losing supply.

they train so they're like green berets

We get scenes about how they shoot cans and run around in abandoned buildings. That still does not explain why several other gangs collectively numbering in the dozens (if not over 100) all feared Marlo and his half dozen core soldiers but never killed them.

start a give send go

autistic

Nah he's more of a case where the humanity was stomped out of him by a brutal environment from a very early age, to the point that he doesn't recognise it anymore when he sees it.

*Slips a dollar into his pocket*, You work for me now.

dance

Tell him Omar's cumming.

Screw his head Into a light fitting

You wanted the shoe to be on one foot, but its on the other foot.

I sing the entire soundtrack to the H.M.S. Pinafore, having seen this work on TV previously.

I would never be walking anywhere close enough to one of those things to accidentally step on its shoe.

You. I like (you).

Hop on the nearest car.

By being polite, and saying "I'm sorry"?

Literally just leave the city, Prop Joe talked about this, niggas think crossing the city is far enough.

I draw my pistol and shoot him because there’s no way to deescalate with them

Gotta already have a plan. He's probably with at least one other person and they're all strapped and they'll know you are too. You need a story or distraction to catch them off guard

Shoot him twenty seven times in the back and claim self defense
t. Cop

Pretend that I am a mirror and he is actually looking at himself, so there is no person who stepped on his shoe.

"How would you feel if you didn't have your shoe scuffed this morning?"

Be a white person from outside the ghetto

They only really went after lower class blacks in their neighbourhoods

Marlo tortured and killed a blind man so that Omar would come back to the city