I'm supposed to believe Doctor Who gets married to this?

I'm supposed to believe Doctor Who gets married to this?

She was spicy

Yeah. There is absolutely zero chemistry between them. Hated almost every episode she ever been in. Except for the forest of the dead maybe.

it was so fucking weird, especially since the doctor was basically present at her birth and knew her at virtually every stage of her life
even stranger when the literal next woman he meets (Clara) had way more chemistry with him AND ended up being far more important to his life anyway

he liked her personality

There is absolutely zero chemistry between them.

I was a kid back then and even I got thrown off by it. They didn't even look good together.

honestly had more chemistry with capaldi in their one episode together

That's an 11/10 in the UK.

She's fucking hot and I'd do crazy things for her

What is Clara, Amy and Martha then?

including martha alongside clara and amy

Actually patrician taste

when i was watching the show it didn't even cross my mind that someone might not like her and then i went into the who fandom and turns out people are retarded

Did you see her in Moll Flanders? I'd have wifed her just so I could get exclusive access to that.

Husbands of River Song showed that not only did she have better chemistry with 12 than any of the other Doctors she interacted with, but they also ended up spending more time with each other than she ever did with 10 or 12.

Amy Pond was literally opening her legs for the Doctor, even wanting to fuck him on her wedding day.... and the Doctor settles for her future post-wall daughter?

stares straight into Amy Pond's eyes

"You may be my best friend but I'm fucking your daughter"

Power move.

tell, don't show

Ooh I totally buy it, they r so in wuv
And Rory's dead again but not really again

Trash show

the problem is she is always snarky and being all coy about knowing the future, there is never a level playing field between them so how are they supposed to develop a relationship? moffat wrote himself into a corner

Would

I never really watched any of the nee Dr Who because it was super faggy even before it went full on mask of wokeshit. But I remember her from when she was in ER and she can get it.

there is never a level playing field between them so how are they supposed to develop a relationship? moffat wrote himself into a corner

Should've had him meet her when she was young and he takes her on as a companion, allowing their relationship to grow organically until he has to let her go for Silence in the Library to happen.

Again, this is why Husbands of River Song is better than any of the stuff with her and 11 - it's the one story where he's ahead of her when it comes to knowing future events.

This woman only got this job because she was in ER. Americans lost their minds when they saw a black woman with an English accent

Americans lost their minds when they saw a black woman with an English accent

Does she claim to be black/mixed? Looks more vaguely Irish to me

She is light skinned black very light skinned but she has negroid features and her hair is black

She is light skinned black very light skinned but she has negroid features and her hair is black

Has she ever claimed that or talked about her heritage?

Every white woman with broad cheekbones, curly hair, a slightly round nose, and thick lips isn't automatically like that due to African ancestry

This might be the worst character they ever wrote. The way they meet eachother in reverse order is so stupid and as the story goes on she becomes a bigger Mary Sue so it makes no sense that her first appearance and her death is the stupid library shit. At that point she was supposed to know everything and be the most skilled yet she dies like a bitch.
She has no chemistry or really any reason to have any attachment to the doctor. All this supposed love seems to be somewhere off screen in unseen timelines that are only seen by her. The romance has already happened with some future doctor and the doctor just never sees it.
And of course she is a time lord but a special snowflake time lord that was created when Amy fucked the TARDIS. And of course before she was a walled spaghetti hair bitch she was a sassy yaaas queen black wymyn of color who don't need no Hitler.

muh spoilers

spoilers!

muh spoilers!

what the fuck

The least they could have done is just had her be a normal woman who the doctor falls in love with in the future. That's it.

I remember seeing an interview once where she talked about it. It's some distant great grand parent that was black

Moffat is overrated.

She looked good with 12.

The zero chemistry is because you're too retarded to follow along with the premise which is that the first time he meets her is the last time she meets him and vice versa. Blow your little minds

Martha > Clara

martha is hot as fuck and was done very dirty by the show

She spent 24 years with 12 though.

Moffat > RTD

She had a large bottom

out of all races, jewish women age the worst. it's like they turn into a 90s slavic babushka at 30

I think the library two-parter is one of her best as well because she isn't being coy and sassy all the time. She's distressed by the Doctor not knowing who she is at all and she has a responsibility to her team as opposed to most of her other adventures where she's on her own and can dip in and out. She felt more mature there being a professor with her own crew. Whereas before with the Eleventh Doctor he was putting on this act that he was younger and she was also younger compared to where we find her with Capaldi. I think her arc that ends in the library story begins in Husbands of River Song. Meeting Twelve and coming to terms with things ending. I don't like Eleven with River much but it feels like that's part of their character development. Eleven is like a midlife crisis and River never settles down either until Darillium. Shame we never got more adventures with Twelve and River though.

Typo, I meant to say "10 or 11" at the end of the post. But you get the point - she ends up spending far more time with 12, who she had actual chemistry with, than 10 (who she meets once and then dies) or 11 (who she goes on dates with but doesn't settle down with).

If Big Finish ever convince Capaldi to do stuff with them they have to do a whole season of 12 and River having comfy adventures where they go on trips on the TARDIS (programming it so after their adventure they go straight back to Darillium so they don't waste any of their "last night").