28 years later...Still unmatched
28 years later...Still unmatched
still unmatched as the biggest turd ever
Why wasnt malcom killed by the trex in the movie before this one? Why is his daughter a nigger?
Why is his daughter a nigger?
Because her mother is black.
Did she rape Malcom? Kinda weird that he keeps in touch after that.
Why wasnt malcom killed by the trex in the movie before this one
Did you not watch the first one? He's alive and doing reasonably well on the heli at the end of it. For the first book, it's left ambiguous but assumed he died. Crichton brought him back for the sequel he didn't even want to write.
Why is his daughter a nigger
In the movies he's a notable philanderer. Kelly in the movie is an amalgamation of Kelly, a white girl tomboy, and RB, a black mega nerd. The reason they made her black is because Spielberg had recently adopted a niglet.
At least it has the best kills of the original trilogy
Avoided this for decades. Watched it a few weekends ago finally. I went in expecting garbage but was pleasantly surprised at how not-garbage it is.
Once it gets going, it's decently paced. And it was nice to see the origin of the "vehicle hanging off a cliff while the people inside have to climb out" set-piece that's been ripped off in every movie/video game since then.
So funny how zoomers are creeping up everywhere
TLW was always considered the best one, and JP3 the worst by far
why wasn't malcom killed in the first one
because spielberg cucked out hard on the deaths and wanted to make a family movie in line with the rest of his works
because he's jewish
It wasn't bad. Not as good as the first one but really not bad at all.
Why is Ian Malcom's daugher black?
Spielberg adopted a black girl in 1996. There's your answer. Now, in-universe? One of the many "ex-Mrs. Malcolms" was black.
You never watched Jurassic world 1 to 3?
In the first movie, he mentions he had many ex wives. Surely one of them was black, and already had an existing daughter? I figured this out when I was kid, are you retarded?
Jew "adopts" a black kid then laments about his ancestor's slavery in Egypt when the descendants of said slaves were the major players in the Atlantic slave trade
Many such cases
Yeah Im a zoomer and watched all of them, jp1>jw1>jp3>jw2>jp2>jw3, this is correct.
So canonically these people in this universe are fucking stupid right? Why would any company or organization support Jurassic Park as an entity when the dino's keep killing their guests?
I love The Lost World, but it isn't even half the movie the first one is. And the book its based on is terrible.
Because product isn't the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs are basically a publicity stunt. The product is the bioengineering that makes the dinosaurs possible. They aren't investing in dinosaurs, they're investing in potentially very lucrative research for a wide range of uses. You're basically asking why anyone would invest in Disney when a shit load of people get robbed and sexually assaulted at Disney World.
They have the rights to the bio engineering thats why Numan was stealing the dino DNA. They could just back the DNA labs and not the park itself
If you paid attention to the boardroom scene in the first film, or bothered to read the book, you'd have noticed that their investors aren't investing in Jurassic Park. They're investing in inGen.
Nick and Sarah have got to be the stupidest pieces of shit in the original 3 films.
Awful, awful characters and I feel insulted that the movie has the gall to say I'm supposed to root for their survival.
Race mixing is disgusting. Nobody would assume that.
inb4 trannies start to talk about feathers
LWJP had the best set pieces of the series. The dino chase scene alone mogs everything else they tried to push, and only retards will defend JP3. I was in the thread where this image was first posted, can you newfags say the same?
LWJP had the best set pieces of the series
Laughably wrong.
The dino chase scene alone mogs everything else they tried to push
are you talking about the San Diego chase? If so then I'll say that Rex slamming his head against the bus was neat. Other than that it is the most self indulgent pointless action scene in the first three movies.
This movie has so many implausible scenes and really falls apart in the third act.
Still unmatched
It sucked balls.
There's only 1 good Jurassic movie. Everything that came after is fanfic-tier dogshit. You cannot refute this.
I can't think of any other sort of movie monster that looks so incredibly cool, has a strong start and then IMMEDIATELY starts jobbing for no reason.
beautiful Julianne Moore has always helped it. i remember eating Burger King and owning a couple of JP Lost World wrist watches, and watching Lost World on VHS. Burger King was good then anyway. anyway Julianne Moore had a beuitufl thick red bush in one of her earlier 90s movies. Good view of her taught bottom as well. Very pale and pinkish. God what a bush.
TLW was always considered the best one
Why do you lie on the internet?
picrel
It grossed LESS than the first movie, retard. That's a direct indication of a shitty movie. Stop revising history like a kike.
That movie fucking sucked. Are you people high?
Jews are the origin of Africans.
TLWfags are jealous that JPIII surpassed it is getting more organic discussion lately so they're just lashing out.
TLWfags are jealous that JPIII
slopfags are jealous of the other goyslop
Why even live?
Why even live?
To join the winning side, brother.
stfu retard, nobody cares what you think
are you talking about this unrelated thing?
Of course not, you fucking retard.
JP3 is miles better than TLW
Correct, a nobody like you does care what I think.
lmao why is it trannies that always post this retarded shit?
proving my point you retarded tranny
3 has less good kills, the spino keeps changing size AND they fucking killed Mr Noodle
Keep showing me how much you don't care about how right I am.
a bloo bloo i cut my dick off, so i'm a women and JP3 is also good
lmaoing @ u
agreed
she agrees she's a retarded tranny
roflmfao holy fuk
This hothead is fuming!
lmao this retarded tranny is seething! JP3 sucks and only retarded trannies defend it. See as an example
That's nice. Hey, look at this.
Oh wow, a tranny enjoyed seeing the juvie from TLW get killed, what a shock! Hey look at this, the thread you made earlier.
Didn't read.
I think you hit the nail on the head.
lmao the seething tranny is mad it's cuck fetish was exposed
stop samefagging, it's as pathetic as your entire existence
JPIII won.
Spinosaurus won.
I won.
lol yeah, won "nominated for most razzies" until dominion came out
BASED
obvious and pathetic samefag
over 9000 hours in microsoft paint
tranny isn't beating the allegations
fucking kek
TLW was edgy enough to have a little girl torn apart by compys
goddamn, you still samefagging this hard?
this
she's still replying her own posts
imagine being this pathetic, typical day in the """life""" of a JP3 """enjoyer""""
that scene was ripped from the novel of the first book, she lived and it was one of the inciting incidents to get grant & co to the island
the real edgy scene is the compies eating the baby
tfw we will never get the scene of Harding riding on a motorcycle chasing raptors through a clearing in the full moon shooting at them with a shotgun
The compys eating the baby and the baby T-Rex playing with the chaperone before killing him are probably the scariest and most memorable parts of the first book.
He’s trolling. Nobody thought Lost World was better than Jurassic Park. It’s like saying The Mummy 2 is better.
Honestly blew my fucking mind when I came into adulthood after watching this movie as a child that it was considered bad. It's a truly legendary 90s film.
i found nedry getting disemboweled and the raptors killing all the staff memorable too
Am I retarded or was the boardroom scene only in the book, and maybe the second movie?
he's talking about the scene where they're all in the black room right before they go on the park tour
It was mediocre, top tier merch toys tho and merch in general.
yeah, unmatched of being a piece of shit garbage retarded movie
fucking retard spielberg
Oh.
Why are you violating Rule 3?
It's better than the first.
this guyThe first one is objectively the best and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking imbecile.
kek, saved