EVERYONE DIES!!!

EVERYONE DIES!!!

Woah.

You mean *whoa*?

Dumbass.

the best character, dignam, survived. shit was cash

He had to keep Boston safe from Charlie. His mission wasn't complete, he couldn't die. Also this movie has the worst Boston accents of any of the 2000s Boston movies. Only good one is obviously Marky Mark.

it was implied that Matt Damon's character was gay right?

he never actually had sex with his girlfriend/fiance, he was an extreme homophobe in public but privately not so much.

He had a weird relationship with Jack Nicholson and almost like he was molested or something.

It's not really a real word I think both spellings are correct.

Jackass.

Dignam

the whore shrink

Alec Baldwin

They lived.

Marky Mark

Yes. Nicholson's character who was based on Whitey Bulger was accused of being a gay pedo by a lot men.

YOU AH NAWT A FAWKIN CAWP

The SPLAT noise when the old veteran good guy hits the ground is just funny. The framing, the noise, all of it ruins the drama they were going for.

that's what I thought, and yea makes sense that it's kinda similar character

Also the chick in this is hot as fuck, she played in a few other good movies, she always plays an older lady in the Conjuring movies but the early 2000s she was extremely hot. Paul Walker got to feel that shit up, lucky bastard.

wish we had one more nicholson kino like this

MICROPRAWCESSAHS

THE DEPORTED

what?

Watch the movie.

That's a shit movie for shit people and they all have retarded cocked heads.

movie was genuinely awful, bland, and repetitive.

LETS GO TO THA BAAAH

(OP)
That's a great movie for great people and they all have smart shapely heads.

The Netflix all black remake coming to you in 2026

Markedly better than the gook original but yeah...

Markedly better than the gook original but yeah...

I love the Departed, but this isn't true. The first Infernal Affairs was top tier. The next 2 were good, not great. The Departed took the best parts of all 3 and made 1 movie.

Vera Farmiga
She had a GREAT ASS. She was still great looking in The Conjuring. Every teenage kino fan fapped to her in Running Scared when it came out.

The ending of Infernal Affairs plays like an Indian soap opera. I couldn't take it seriously.

No. "Whoa" is a real word. It's how cowboys tell horses to stop. "Woah" is retarded zoomers who know there's inexplicably an H in the word but they don't know how English word structure works (it is complex).
It's a pet peeve of mine because I read fake words phonetically in my mind. So Woe-ahh is what I have to deal with when some fucktard who learns spelling from reading internet posts on his phone instead of proper paper books where an editor made sure it was correct before the world saw it decides to get fancy instead of staying in his lane with someone simple like "wow".

Dipshit.

Sick bastard. No one else had that reaction of hilarity to the tragic murder of Queenan.

he never actually had sex with his girlfriend/fiance

What? His girl told him she was pregnant.

he was an extreme homophobe in public but privately not so much.

Fucking what? When was he ever an extreme homophobe? What is with the obsession gay people have with projecting a hidden gay subplot on everything?

That was also the deal with him intimidating the priest. He knew the deal.

he was though, he references not being gay multiple times. His convo with his police friend he said "fakin fiya fiytas are homos" and he has some odd convos multiple times. watch the video discussing this and you'll come to the same conclusion.

His fiance was pregnant because Leo's character fucked her dude lol. Did you even watch the movie?

Is this Matt Damon right now in this thread?

What? His girl told him she was pregnant.

Costigan's kid. They banged at her house because she moved in with Sullivan.

When was he ever an extreme homophobe?

He said "those firefighters are a bunch of homos".

What is with the obsession gay people have with projecting a hidden gay subplot on everything?

It wasn't hidden

Sullivan's gf tells him "it happens to a lot of guys", meaning he couldn't get erect with her in bed

He was uncomfortable during the porn theater scene which was a lesbian porn with attractive women

he tells Alec Baldwin "my cawk is workin overtime" and there's no conviction in him saying it

closeted gay men never have beards or children with their beards

Come on

yeah back when mainstream movies had happy endings sure it was whoa

this movie sucks
bawston doesn’t have an Irish mob
jack didnt even bother with an accent
dude chinese mafia lmao

I never liked it.
It unironically insists upon itself. It tries so hard to be le serious drama shit but then it shows you Damon and Dicaprio's dumb faces on the screen and you just not buying it.
It's a miscast festival. Literally everyone in this movie should be starring elsewhere.

The ending made me so mad I let out a fart I was holding in and shat myself.

fucking queer

how were Baldwin and Wahlberg being serious?

dat be some deep shinozzle

whoa spoiler alert, what the fuck OP