Here's you thunderslop bro
Thunderbolts
capeslop
Grow up
he's has force powers now?
take turns attacking
At least Sentry is white i guess
Oh no, not the capeshit
Next you're going to tell me mobile ads aren't high art
so the group of people are the bad guys right? the guy in yellow's not even trying to kill them, also cape movies are fucking stupid
is it completely CGI? wtf
What's a thunderbolt? Another capeshit spin-off or obscure gem noone's ever heard about?
I fucking hate the look of modern low effort CGI. At least the 90s and early 2000s had an excuse of using inferior computers.
The real fight was against metal disorder by having empathy.
Dang, the cgi fight really looks bad.
he's too powerful
That's the whole point of the character.
I don't know what's funnier, the walmart costumes or the fact that they expect me to pay money for this
I really don't get wtf Marvel is thinking anymore. Why did they think anyone would care about this teamup?
they probably signed the contracts with the actors years ago when they made black widow and all the disney+ shows.
most reactions i see are either "who are these people?" or "why did they use the name thunderbolts for these people?"
They have to work on something or the caterers, the costumers, the prop suppliers, the camera crew, or the marketing agents won't be able to invoice Disney and be able to pay Feige his kickbacks
It lacks energy so the whole scene falls apart.
I'm inclined to believe Disney went all in and bought every critic to sway public opinion.
Sentry has all of the powers. Every. Single. One.
Is he not allowed to move his feet
not recognising the real Captain America
They honestly need to just reset the MCU at this point. It's not going anywhere anymore.
not just walking up to him and stare him into the eyes until he gets shy and awkward
What a bullshit character. Shit like that happens when you run out of ideas.
wait till they reveal Sentry was there when they fought Thanos and helped defeat him and they were all made to forget it.
Captain America is white again?
indeed. just feels like weightless cartoons puffing around.
they should have at least done the shots from the attackers' perspectives, so you feel the energy of the attempt and the futility and frustration/energy of defeat.
instead it's just a guy in god mode in a video game standing there doing nothing.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus with skunk stripes.
OW MY DICK
that's us agent. he was the real captain america for like a month until he got fired and they gave the shield back to sam.
John Walker, U.S.Agent.
Was meant to be Captain America but ended up killing a man in a crowded street to avenge his best friend, so they took the real shield away from him.
Ahh to have a blonde slam pig gf...
he's shit on purpose
Captain Marvel's attack retroactively becomes even more painstakingly boring
I'm all here for it
Yeah?
his powers are worthless against his mental illness.
Why do they have such a skinny dweeb playing a blonde superman? He should look like a young roided Jaime Lannister.
this guy just swatted away a shield made magic metal that we've seen is thrown with enough force it would tear through metal and concrete
how should we beat him?
uh, just try to stab punch and shoot him I guess surely one of those will work even though we've just seen him tank something stronger than all of that
Capeshit is so fucking stupid it hurts. How do you retards enjoy any of this?
>this guy just swatted away a shield made magic metal that we've seen is thrown with enough force it would tear through metal and concrete
Walker's shield is just titanium i think, it's just a big metal frisbee, Captain Falcon has the real one.
Because Sentry is a homeless junky that got superpowers.
are you sure you're not projecting
Honestly the effects seem fine but the camera work and editing is so boring
Why did they spend two minutes repeating "They can't hurt him" over and over
they put one punch man in the marvel universe? and they gave him hair?
No.
Le one take meme with everyone waiting for their turn
It isn't a one take lol the editor cuts on rhythm every two seconds, sucks all the life out of the scene
Wood so hard.
These are the New Avenegers
lmfao
It's slop bc there is no choreography at all. Jeet levels
Really curious how fight scenes in Superman will look
the real Captain America
I don't see Steve Rogers there
Hey, it's this or Captain Falcon's team of failed movies.
They fought thanos like 6 times. Be more specific.
How do they defeat Sentry?
Power of friendship and Florence Pugh ASMR
Hey guys, I just got this great idea. Get this - what if, Superman was..
Yelena whispering in CHADtry's ear and Bob being horny for some yelena backshots.
On meth.
.....based and got a slav girlfriend.