Andor

His Smile And Optimism: Gone edition

I like that it adds to the idea they're spending money on buttering up the senators in the show by throwing all these parties so they never get any work done.

yeah I imagine for most senators even before the clone wars it was just a cushy job where they didn't care about many issues, so easily entertained and distracted

GENNDY STAR WARS WAS ALWAYS BAD ACTUALLY

Sorry but no, I’m not falling for this bottom-tier revisionist history.

Tony Gilroy drops Santiago Calatrava architecture into the Coruscant landscape even though it's completely at odds with the aesthetic of the planet.

moshi moshi this is the French resistance desu~ how may I direct your call?

hes updating the cylinder and sphere architecture that sucked from early 2000s cgi limitations.

Inversely, Lucas incorporated Calatrava-inspired architecture into the design of Utapau, where it reflects the unique qualities of the world.

What Gilroy does here doesn't even require any vision. He's just photographing the work of one of the most well-known living architects and jarringly inserting it into an environment others before him had to actually design. He's not only unable to conceptualize environments that rise anywhere close to the standard set by Lucas, he actively degrades the few environments he inherits, because he doesn't understand what goes into it.

Why doesn’t an entire city-planet look the same???

This is like complaining about Brooklyn not being identical to Manhattan despite being in the same city.

The senate building looks like it would reflect the sunlight so strongly it would burn your retinas if you were looking at it from an apartment window facing it.

Sniper defense

I am sorry you're brown. Better luck on your next respawn.

Because that’s the “Imperial Style”

It really isn’t

why would the architecture of government buildings not be a part of that?

It’s counter to the face values of Palpatine re: the public senate. Keeping them comfortable and close to the “values” of the original Republic until he can dissolve them fully is supported back to frame one given the mofference in ANH.

Wonder if the geography being similar was intentional.

Shame we lost Kyle Katarn.

Wrong file!

i prefer the wrong file

I wanna suck on her boobs

MOTORBOAT TIME!

star wars doesnt have roads or urban sprawl. this planet probably has billions of people and some big cities somewhere, but family homes like this are just completely detached in the wilderness. you can only go places via some air speeder or ship. fair, if those are so common and easy to fly.

Blandor

Season 1 was mostly okay but this has been absolutely unbearable dogshit

Kino is in this season, right? how the fuck is he gonna show up?

I haven't been this bored of a show since the Halo tv show
This is less offensive, though. But just as boring.

we have six episodes left, shit has been building to a giant crescendo. Mark my words.

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you actually watched that?

he's starting to look like an old man in some scenes. did not realize skarsgaard was 72 jesus

I hatewatched it
I'm the guy who spread this image first, and I'm proud of that
But even despite my best efforts I wasn't able to actually finish the show. Got about half way through season 2 before I couldn't take it anymore

hatewatched it

ah okay
felt that way about ackolyte
watched it so i could shit on it

I did think of that when I saw their estate. They must've used construction droids to lower down the building materials. You couldn't reach that place on foot.

ackolyte

You're braver than I and I consider myself brave

Halo to me has a pretty underrated world that would work great for TV stuff not focused on the Master Chief. The live action TV ads for the games, and some of the human related lore you get in games is pretty interesting. Shame we'll never get anything good with Halo on it ever again, show, movie, or videogame.

It absolutely would make a great show or movie, done in many different ways
Instead they chose to make whatever the fuck that was
I will never understand why they chose to do that, would their propaganda not be more effective if it was in a successful show people enjoyed?
But it is what it is, as they say

bro i need constant action scenes how else am i supposed to know if a show is good

I knew this cheap cop out was coming, as if the action scenes in this show weren't boring as all fuck. Not even close to the issue.

Imagine this dipshit sitting there watching the wedding scenes where people are going "SAGRINA TEEMA!!" and he's enthralled. Fucking pathetic lmao.

Ghorman being a basic ass human planet was dissappointing, with reused sets from Ferrix. Flamboyant, posh, fabric producers in space. I'd expect some really wacky costumes and people instead of just french people with slightly different suits and blazers than what we see today. I understand budget, its a tv show, not a full film made by Lucas, but I also hear TV shows cost a lot to produce and this season had a massive budget. Could all that money not cover a new set, better costumes?

we all know you are a starwarstheory acolyte, shut the fuck up

So next week we're going to time skip another year forward? we're not even gonna see the results of that imperial heist sting?? what was all the buildup for then?

rewatching the rogue one trailer

andor

oh what could've been with this franchise bros

No idea what that is
I just don't like this show cause season 2 is not good

He raises a good point. its called andor and the first 3 episodes barely feature him. ep6 has him arguing with luthen and then doing some lame "walk away from explosion" final scene. though the fact he wasnt used for the ghorman operation, with how lame that op turned out, tells me it was for a good reason, and he's going to be involved in something much better. However, its a 12 ep season and we're 6 episodes in and hes pretty much done nothing. stealing the tie fighter was cool but what was it for?

its called andor and the first 3 episodes barely feature him

bruh you got to see riveting scenes such as
awkward date with girlfriends mom
lesbian DEI romance
MAGA white man wants to deport and rape illegal mexicans who just want to provide food for the people
scenes of skarsgard walking around looking confused and useless

this is top tier shit and you're fucking complaining? You just want lightsabers, dick.

we're not even gonna see the results of that imperial heist sting??

On the contrary, we are going to see Ghorman rebels more armed and carefully guided towards further uprising

the webm is better than all of eps 2 and 3.
i thought KK was resigning from lucasfilms what the fuck happened?

I did the same kek
I thought they were doing a good job picking up the shitstained pieces and making something worthwhile out of it.
I'm almost sad that Andor will die like a bitch on some beach. Maybe Ezra and Ahsoka can save him!

Here's my prediction for future scenes:
We will see brown people and/or women and especially brown women crying and complaining

It says this season was written by men but I genuinely don't believe that. At all. The hallmarks of female writers are all over this season.

I know it's hard for you to comprehend but TV is supposed to entertaining.

Blandor is the dullest show ever created
I'm very mad at how dull it is right now so I'm going to be hyperbolic, that said I'm not being that hyperbolic because it's really, really fucking dull, like possibly top 10 dullest seasons ever made. Top 25 for sure. Naomi Crying in Dark Corridors in The Expanse did a lot of work too.

Dedra will hopefully die. That bitch is using Syril. I think they will both die when he finds out about the true intentions of the Empire for Ghorman.

yeah the ending of rogue one is kind of a shame knowing krennic, jyn and andor all have to die because obviously it would be retarded for them to be alive and not in the OT.
i think the majority of writing in any digital media nowadays is inundated with millenials. millenial women mostly. i have no respect for writers "strikes" or unions.

My favourite show in the past year or so was the chinese Three Body Problem which is 30 hour long episodes, it takes 20-25 episodes before it "gets anywhere". Most of the episodes are about the history of math and science and making you empathetic towards how humanity might have fared if we had a different evolutionary path or different planetary struggles. It is one of the slower burns there it is. I'd rather watch another 30 hours of chinks discussing physics before I spent another 2 minutes watching this trash (which I will anyway but don't hold that against me, I'm autistic for spaceslop)
Boring doesn't mean lack of action.

what is the context of this interview? what is she saying?
Do you know her name?

I don't like time skips, it's what killed Barry for me/
it ruins the audience of a genuine reaction to what happened
I think the original 5 season arc would have worked better, and they only changed it because of Diego Luna age

I really enjoyed the 2nd arc of s2 (eps 3-6) but I think when you factor in the first 3 episodes (in which almost nothing of consequence happened relative to it being 1/4 of the whole season) the season definitely feels weaker than the 1st. I'm a severance fan and we had a similar issue with season 2 of severance where literally nothing fucking happened. I mean NOTHING. It was ten episodes of NOTHING. So I'm currently slightly paranoid about it

I do also think the lack of focus on andor is a bit gay, I don't hate the two space lesbians as much as some here do, but I still think it's ridiculous that their screentime seems to rival andor's.

im not saying this as an insult, but I genuinely can't understand how you, or anyone, can be entertained by anything in season 2, and I wish I could watch this show with you to pause it after every scene and have you explain it to me
I felt this way about Halo as well which somehow had defenders. Some of them were maybe trolling but I don't think so in every case. I don't think you are. But it's also an opinion that defies reality to me, actually unbelievable how you can both be here and be entertained by this. Again, not trying to insult you. I just don't get it.

What are you supposed to do with a Ghorman spider souvenir?

Fuck it

use it to make this

give it to your mum as a gift

I burn my life, for a sunrise I'll never see

We'll be dead before the republic is dead, yet we're the rhydo kid

How do their females look like?

In episodes 1-3 the only bits I was significantly entertained by were

/ourguy/ syril having a home life with dedra

krennic's briefing on ghorman

andor leaving the rebel retards to get eaten by space frogs without even hesitating on yavin

The entirety of the wheat field planet arc was boring, the yavin arc was boring, and the mothma wedding arc was excruciatingly boring

By contrast, in episodes three to six, I thoroughly enjoyed

the ghorman front presenting as being retrofuturistic french resistance partisans

ghorman in general

all the ISB scenes we got

the coruscant party scene and the krennic/isb crossover

syril and dedra confirmed to have sex with each other

all the scenes we got of saw and that he is now canonically a deranged gasoline huffer

The same problems as season 1, apparently.

those are the females
the males are more orange tinted like Plo Koon

they dont have females. male only species. they reproduce by molting.

Replace the head with a barbie head and insert an offbrand fleshlight from temu into the back?

burn it.

Hasnt he got caught repeatedly stealing shots from other movies?

EA BF1 was pretty ass but i did have some good fun with it for awhile, especially with those bolt throwers.

Put it on the shelf next to your Sequel Trilogy Box and be disgusted every time you see it.

Lucas? Yeah. youtube.com/watch?v=lNdb03Hw18M

this is kino, not stealing

nothing wrong with this.

youtu.be/ZK9meaHDLUc?si=aJeRIu-yknxnIDDl

That's direct inspiration but the shots are very different despite being edited together in that video.

Thank you dam busters for inspiring George.

it's homage
because I like it

this looks bad mainly due to poor compositing

Niggers like you would do Fine Brothers tier copyrighting of Kubrick shots.

They recast Bail Organa
smitsbros not like this

>the ghorman front presenting as being retrofuturistic french resistance partisans

This is exactly like the bombers from The Last Jedi for me, in that I like it in theory because it's a throwback to taking WW2/Medieval stuff and adapting it to space fun, but in practice it was just soulless and garbage
Also, now we have to watch french people. Eugh.

this is fine

it's EVIL when others do it

it's EVIL when anime does it

fuck you Anon Babble !!!

copying is fine if the end product is good. all great artists take inspiration from someone else.

i just wish we could have more aliens. or atleast humans that have more alien cultures. why are the ghormans so normal?

I wish there was an interesting story I gave a shit about or a single character that didnt put me to sleep

i just wish we could have more aliens.

Look at Rosario Dawson in Ahsoka and take note of lack of acting and amount of face makeup

why are the ghormans so normal?

Because it's a core world.

why are the ghormans so normal?

Because I would have no sympathy for the Ghormans if they were aliens.

It took me years to realize there was actually 2 of them, not just one.

I can't imagine giving a shit about anything going on in this show
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN GHORMANS
lmao
it's actually comical
I can see why people think there's so many shills, it's hard to believe it's real at times.

I'd be honest anon, I was just anti-alien shitposting.

not looking like ps2 era video game is a bad thing

Prequel apologists should be shot

That's fine, I hate aliens too. I'm always inclined to kick Greys in the fucking nuts until I remember they're genderless freaks. Fucking hate Greys fucking dream invading, anus probing faggots. That's not the worse place they insert their probes, you know.
Humanity first.

Look at Rosario Dawson in Ahsoka and take note of lack of acting and amount of face makeup

what? the aliens in the prequels are great, some with the OT. ahsoka couldve been all humans and it still wouldve sucked. shit character, shit writers, shit actors, aside from Pullo(RIP)

Because it's a core world.

Coruscant in the prequels had a ton of humans in weird and strange make up and clothing, its the capital of the republic. It's either 1: the "budget" didnt have room. 2: it did, but the producers/costume team/writers cant come up with anything near as good as Lucas or 3: its intentional, because its the Empire now, and everything is boring and sterile because the Empire wants it that way.
I have no sympathy for them despite them being normal. i wanna see some fucked up shit happen, i wanna see rebels doing bad shit and the empire doing even worse shit.

it literally does though, it just also lacks style and art design

humans in star wars live in futuristic mega cities or are rice farmers

bravo George

Star Wars suburbia exists.

*moisture farmers

This is the worst official star wars thing I saw bar none

It's not the quality of the CGI, it just looked like Earth skyscrapers from various Earth capitals without any corruscantian design elements. Not saying I hate, but it's underwhelming.

dumb retarded korean
stupid head of council
jekka titties
ackolyte

Really makes you wonder why they're not shipping the ice from Hoth to Tatooine. You could make a fuckton of dataris

because nobody wants to and tatooine is too corrupt and broke to be worth helping.

Blandor is utterly soulless dogshit. It appeals only to teenage midwits from letterboxd and twitter film crowd, who think Nolan, Villeneuve and Eggers are the hottest shit ever, but something actually complex and designed to be thought provoking and requiring effort, like Tarkovsky, Bergman, Godard, Eisenstein and other actual filmmakers are "boring". So they settle for that kind of "serious" and "adult" capeshit — it's still capeshit, but, you see, it's kinda "serious", "dark" and "adult", even though it is fundamentally set in the universe of silly super people wearing spandex suits and capes, based on the literal children's media. The perversion and subversion of said children's media seems "smart" to them. But in reality, it is inferior to both. It is nothing but joyless, pretentious, ugly drivel that adds absolutely nothing in terms of narrative or themes, and only exploits the name of the IP in order to promote the author's unnecessary, obnoxious "take" on what he considers fundamentally below them. Utterly irrelevant, pointless, needless story, without a single creative bone in its body. It's revolting. All you need is characters talking constantly without actually saying anything, and a bunch of forced, cringe, emmy bait monologues to make midwits lose their shit. Embarrassing.

Actual Star Wars has infinitely more substance and depth than any culturally irrelevant thing Disney and/or (heh) Tony Gilroy have come up with in their careers.

youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA
youtube.com/watch?v=ZbfvS_BwCls
youtube.com/watch?v=xaeTOMvf67c
youtube.com/watch?v=-CDr6vShH-s

Yeah because they'll totally get my sympathy by being space-Frenches, right?

this almost makes me appreciate the stuff in andor knowing how much worse it could be.

what? the aliens in the prequels are great

But main characters were humans except of Yoda.

3: its intentional, because its the Empire now, and everything is boring and sterile because the Empire wants it that way.

Almost like Empire looks like a fucking Empire from OT.
Also, Ghorman, Coruscant, Chandrilla, Ferrix and Aldhani have distinct clothing differences

Why are people even on Tatooine? I am asking about the autistic expanded universe explanation.

buy an ad nigger

Humidity isn't going to farm itself.

>what? the aliens in the prequels are great

But main characters were humans except of Yoda.

I would say he is not necessarily even a main character, he is secondary to Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padme. Closet thing to a main alien character in the Prequels is Jar Jar in The Phantom Menace.

mining

Tatooine has three icy moons. Tatooinians are just dumb.
It was once very rich in metals that were mined for over 20,000 years. That planet was already a desert by then. The mines went dry at some point and the lowlife scum took over.

But main characters were humans except of Yoda.

Where did i say i want aliens as the main characters? look at the mos eisley cantina aliens and than the aliens on coruscant in season 2. you know its not a crime to admit george lucas had a vision that people like gilroy or others at lucasfilms will never replicate. i still watch andor and liked season 1, criticism is better than blind praise. The people on ferrix, aside from work clothes, were wearing robes that may have minor differences to the robes/coats on ghorman. weird considering the vast difference in wealth. the streets on ghorman are nearly identical to the streets on ferrix. reused sets more than likely, a shame they couldn't come up with something new.

WWII?

THAT'S A LITTLE TOO ON THE NOSE

Spice.

I like the show a lot, but there is definitely bloat they could have cut short or skipped entirely. In season 2, this whole shit with Cas and the rebels that turn against each other was pointless and boring or the only interesting stuff regarding the wedding is Luthen observing and realizing there is yet another liability he has to dispose of.

What was the narrative purpose of Saw shooting the guy that just so happened to be a spy?

look at the mos eisley cantina aliens and than the aliens on coruscant in season 2.

And..?

Why are people even on Tatooine?

because its so much fun, Jan!

lucas is out of the picture. we'll never get anything like in that pic again, a shame. if the sequels and filoni slop never got made and only rogue one and andor existed since ep 3, despite their vast difference(mostly inferiority) to ep1-6, i wouldn't be against other creative people trying to continue star wars, at least through spin offs and not a direct sequel trilogy. However, given the amount of garbage churned out, and yet to be churned out, I would prefer star wars be left alone for good.

Kleya's actress said the markings around her eyes are part of her skin implying she's near-human

She was upset about selling the Tinian Codex from the blind planet

So were they hinting that Kleya's from a planet where being born with sight is considered a disability?

Ok so some anons smarter than me explain this shit to me
Did saw kill the guy because he was actually an imperial spy, or because saw realized he couldn’t rely on him to do his task?

what markings? the eye shadow or that little dot?

do you need to know? i'd say the first. i figured he was a spy not because he asked for the location, but because saw answered. if saw was willing to tell him then he knew he was a spy and wanted to feed bad intel, and then kill him.

we expanse nao

He was high on fumes and lost his sanity years ago. He killed him because he had someone better for the job. Chances that the other guy was a spy were 50/50, good enough for Saw.
Don't forget that Saw's branch of the Rebellion was an evolutionary dead end.

sight is seen as a disability

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But that's unforgivably fucking retarded, isn't it?

Saw's guys are all cutthroat like him so the other dude wanting to keep Wilmon alive is what made him think he's probably a spy trying to capture live people for intel.

Krennic is so based for shitting on retarded aliens or whoever they are. Mothma's a bleeding heart bitch.

a terrorist is my freedom fighter eh

She was upset about selling the Tinian Codex from the blind planet

No, you literally misunderstood the scene. It was a lie she prepared so that Krennic wouldn't suspect anything suspicious as to why she's been standing and looking at the codex for so long.

Saw looked into the abyss and the abyss looked back at him. In their hatred, they became worse than the empire were every single one was expendable.

ywn take Bix on a date walking around Coruscant and buying stuff from space bodega

Somehow I thought Bix was Andor's sister and was pleasantly surprised of them making out. I forgot almost everything from s1.

i'd rather shoot her in the back and dump her corpse in the underlevels of coruscant. shes a ball and chain for him.

Where are the aliens tho?

Star Wars 'fans' killed them all

Did saw kill the guy because he was actually an imperial spy

yes. The guy was dead set on tryiong to get the location of the strike. Even if he wasn't a spy he would know that Saw cannot just give that info out to people, and that he must learn all the codes. Either way the guy fucked up because Saw had a replacement, and better safe than sorry, so he died.

youtube.com/watch?v=ydr5BfKzD5M

Well?

Would be cool if the show ends with Luthen watching the news of the destruction of the Death Star and then ISB officers are attempting to arrest him and he blows up the shop.

sounds reddit

I just want to let you guys know I thought about a really cool space pirate story in my head while I just took a fat shit and it's so much better than Andor and I wish you guys could have seen it because it's awesome

couldnt andor have found his sister by just asking marva what planet it was that she found him on? or atleast the area where it was?

valliant renegade

Shan't be watching

i bet it involves 2 gay pirates kissing

also I feel really good after that shit, really loose and and full of energy, I was real backed up there boys

i think the majority of writing in any digital media nowadays is inundated with millenials. millenial women mostly. i have no respect for writers "strikes" or unions.

Most people on here are millennials and seethe thinking zoomers and boomers are behind shitty media yet don’t realize they have a part to play. They’re already acting like boomers thinking they’re a golden goose

no but you reminded me of how they made Captain Flint a crustmunching faggot in Black Sails and pissed me off so thanks for that. You win this round

Okay. No memeing. Is Andor actually a good watch?
I haven't seen any Star Wars show. From what I know, they've been pretty shit in the past.

I remembering enjoying season 1 a fair bit, a few clunker episodes but a few that approached, dare I say it, kinography
Season 2 is irredeemable dogshit. Absolutely terrible. So bad I'm rageposting about it all day. I'm trying to make Blandor a thing.

If I pulled off his helmet would he die?

it wouldn't be very painful because he'd miss when she shot at you, LOL!

no you'd coom because he is actually a she with a voice modulator because citizens respond better to a male voice when being interrogated/ordered around. under that helmet is a 10/10 blonde stacy who hates all rebels.

if i was him it wouldn't have gone down that way just saying.

He's lucky I wasn't there to kick his fucking ass and show him how to respect women.

Season 1 is decent. Season 2 isn’t doing it for me. I’m really trying to enjoy it with the Krennic cameos, Luthen, and Saw shenanigans but there’s just too much filler this time. We did not need Mothma dancing taking up a 3rd of an episode and these time skips are getting ridiculous. The best part of season 2 so far has been Krennic webms and Saw’s gas huffing

It'll prove that you're part of it

They know the name of his home planet. The issue is they think all the kids but him were massacred by the Republic/Empire when they came to rescue their downed freighter.

Checked and Mark Walberg pilled

Rather odd they haven't touched upon the Empire declaring entire alien races non-sapient and enslaving them.

The eye shadow.

part of what?

Slavery isn't okay
Rape is awesome though

i miss the ON PROGRAM posting

Apart of what?

take off shore trooper's helmet

fucking Starkiller is under the helmet

Pretty sure you'd be the one who died

I wasn’t here for that, sounds like it was really funny. Any screencaps?

I can't believe these guys still get views. How often can someone watch some barely-three-digit-IQ nerd sitting in front of a bunch of WWE action figures repeat talking points from a decade ago about how gay and retarded everything is while propping up 80s blockbusters as the epitome of art and filmmaking? Wake me up when there's good news to talk about; I already know how gay and retarded everything is quite well! And now these fags are all outsourcing dogshit comic books to Brazil.

i wonder how many high ranking women exist in the imperial navy/army. imagine being bossed around by a sexy milf in that gray imperial uniform with a ton of squares on her breast haha. her hair all done up in a neat bun or ponytail.

So are the unfinished deleted scenes in Revenge of the Sith considered canon? They essentially set up the seeds of the rebellion and very much lead into Andor.

Yeah, the first scene of The Rise of Skywalker was a space shot of Mustafar and then Kylo Ren hacking his way through a burnt forest. It was fairly incomprehensible, like the entire rest of the movie.

You weren't ever going to go there anyway.

mustafar having trees is so fucking retarded. the planet is like Io, orbiting a massive gas giant that causes its internals to be pulled around constantly causing immense friction and tectonics.

I honestly forgot that was even a deleted scene. It feels canon to me.

Everything Lucas created is canon and can't be erased by filthy disney hands.

sunsets on coruscant are kino. representative of the republic in episode 3.

that fat, ugly female thing on the bottom right is lucas' adopted daughter.

They wanted to put even more politics into the movies? Little Jimmy would have enjoyed that for sure

im not kidding when I say this
I finally had a boil burst today
and the whole process of cleaning it and such
was significantly, significantly more enjoyable than Andor season 2
I got a lot of relief, it feels good right now. It was kinda fun watching it ooze out. Gave me something to do. It was a lil bit fun.
Unlike Andor. Which is irredeemable.

daddy, why did you erase me from our movie??

do you think I'm fat?

WOMEN OWE THE EMPIRE SEX
WOMEN OWE THE EMPIRE SEX
WOMEN OWE THE EMPIRE SEX
WOMEN OWE THE EMPIRE SEX
WOMEN OWE THE EMPIRE SEX
WOMEN OWE THE EMPIRE SEX
WOMEN OWE THE EMPIRE SEX

ah
I didn't watch that one, or TLJ

How was this show anyway? Watched the first two episodes

Now THOSE are boobs.

it was fun but the ending wasnt anything special

also Steve Urkel was in it lol

"Biff....you take you damn dirty imperial hands off her!"

The structure of the second season is not good for the story they're trying to tell. They should have envisioned each arc as a standalone movie. They're laying all this groundwork for some expected payoff but the journey to get there is mid.

Each individual element is good. Commie infighting rebels? Cinta and Brasso dying in shitty ways? I appreciate these on paper. But they don't lock together in the same way as S1. Gorn and Nemik also die in shitty ways, but the story earns it because you actually got to spend time with them. It's less predictable, because they don't kill them the second they became likeable.

imagine if he becomes a rebel but dedra imprisons him in their apartment and pegs him whenever shes home from work HAHA im kidding im not even into pegging

why are the npcs seething over this insignificant scene? Raping is like the mildests thing imagineable to them. If I were Empire, I'd facefuck her into a coma and then i would probably burn everything down.

I predict we will see him as a rebel general on Yavin with no explanation given.

turn the lights off

Do you think Dedra is taking off his chastity? Or will she always deny him his orgasm?

the viewer also has less time to process or reason with the deaths of the crew members on aldhani because at least 2 of them happen in the heat of the action, things are moving quick, so in that sense you feel just like the characters do. you dont have time to really care you just keep moving with the mission.

They fucked right after this scene

Whats next for classically trained Shakespearean actor Alex Waldmann after his breakout role of Imperial Lieutenant Krole on the summer Disney+ smash Andor (available now on all streaming compatible devices), sending waves shaking through Hollywood writers circles?

The timeskips are unnecessary, they're trying to make the show end at almost the exact point where Rogue One starts (just as Rogue One ends exactly where A New Hope starts), but it only actively hurts the story

Punk bar bros....

Remember that meme/video someone made of all the kids sitting around watching star wars but they're watching a bunch of politicians talk about trade blockades and politics or whatever
that, but with the rape stuff

this is Wilmon post transition after too much Rhydo

youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1AWVLnl48&t=187s
Doesn't really fit Andor, since it's clearly not marketed for kids though

True, and neither did Sheev.

the one with the beard?

All smiles :)

Yes, and I think there's plenty of room for """mature star wars""", but that's not really the point as much as the fact that
1. it doesn't FEEL star wars, yes it's a vibe
2. it's not fun or entertaining, and fundamentally, even when doing an "adult" story, star wars should be fun and entertaining. It is it's defining characteristic as a franchise

BOR GULLET!!

promises made promises kept

3. You didn't get why the meme works

Well think of it as 3-episode seasons then.

It makes Watto look like a retard.

Don't play dumb.

Eat the Hershey's Kiss inside its abdomen, then display it next to your Kenner B'Omarr Monk mail-away action figure.

Pay for it. After that, they don't care.

Wonder if Bix is still going to be a drug addict next arc

Can someone explain the screws and brick meme regarding this show. From what I gather it has something to do with that Star Wars Theory Youtuber, but I have no idea what the context is. Something to so the Ferrix brick custom in S1? Something else?

Um akshually, Benthic and Edrio are brothers, and they are egg-mates. I don't know if that means the came from the same batch of eggs, or the same egg. Or if they are friends who love eating eggs.

You know that Cassian and Syril will fight on Ghorman next arc right anon?

suffer police brutality

mentally tortured

almost raped

Drug addict

Damn....

she's going to be DEAD next arc
she's going to be replaced by K2 in cassian's life

I really don't care, I've been so bored im having trouble even following the story now even though it's not complicated. I keep getting distracted daydreaming

fucking lmao

obviously anon

Pitch an alternate timeline where Cassian and Syril are best bros already by this point in the show.

Female characters don't tend to get a happy ending in Gilroy's works

Street smart military skilled mercenary vs schizo tard strength

Andor is kind of a fucking dick, I don't think they'd get along

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I don’t think the comparison works. The TLJ bombers were retarded because even within the fictional, convoluted (
and outright magical at times) setting of star wars, they pushed the envelope of retardation beyond the average viewer’s ability to suspend their disbelief. By contrast, although the ghorman front is explicitly a mockup of the french resistance in WW2, down to accents and berets, and that this could be construed as a little weird or annoying for some viewers subjectively, it’s still well within the realms of what is possible and reasonable within star wars. I’m biased because I’m french but I thought it was awesome to see my country getting some kind of representation in star wars, that and the ghorman front’s clothes are some of the best fashion we’ve seen in star wars

That's retarded. I bet you are a fan of Ice Pirates.

saw some retard say the ghormans sound more german than french. i dont speak anything but english but i have a good ear for languages and know a bit of both and it made me laugh.

I sure am, thanks for the blast from the past.

Why are there people in Phoenix? It is an uninhabitable desert shithole, and yet it is the 5th largest city in the US. I'll tell you why, because I was born here and I'm too broke to leave.

They're not the same thing, but both were at least inspired by the same type of thing that inspired much of star wars, and that aspect I appreciate. That's all. I agree the execution is different and to different levels of success (The bombers in TLJ were dumb and worse, though I'm less bothered by it than others. The movie has way worse problems, lmao)

He wasn't a spy, Saw shot him because he was too dumb to remember all 8 combinations, and he had a guy right there who could. The "he's a spy" was a show for the rest of his crew, who he might have to shoot someday.

She wasn't upset about selling it, that was her bullshit cover story. Jesus.

The eye shadow. On Instagram she said that's what the makeup people told her. But then I saw some season 1 screencaps and it's different. They were probably just messing with her.

He ran it into the ground within 20 years

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

It's one or the other. We'll never know, but the point is that Saw is ruthless and bat shit crazy.

Lonnie must have thought that was too retarded, because when he paraphrased her, he said, "a planet where blindness was seen as a gift".

It’s because one of the ghormans (the patriarch) is played by the same guy who played the decorated wehrmacht soldier who gets beaten to death in inglorious basterds and has a distinct german accent. Pretty much everything else about the ghormans is just french people in space, from what I understand the language they speak is made up of francophonic phonemes rearranged into nonexistent words (so like taking a french person’s pronunciation of words but inventing make believe words with no linguistic basis in reality), that and they all speak english with a french accent (except the one german guy). You could make the tenuous argument there’s a vaguely bavarian/swiss look about them but primarily they’re french, I’m convinced they’re gonna make some kind of further comedic allusion to it in the next episode somehow

It was a braille codex from a race with hyper sensitive touch. Did you know bats are pretty much blind despite having eyes? Of course you didn't. You still don't because you think I'm making it up.

Good thing its called "andor" and not "nu:wars. an andor story"

Fucking weirdo.

now THIS is star wars

It won't, it'll end days or weeks or whatever before that.

trips of truth

wish you guys could have seen it because it's awesome

Were you afraid to drop your phone in the bowl? Pics or it didn't happen.

Andor does lean into that intentionally or not with Ghorman; an affluent human world, being the turning point when it comes to more mainstream support for the Rebellion. The Core Worlds didn't care about the enslavement of the Wookiees enough to speak up despite them being an ancient civilization that'd been a part of the Republic for years.

and here i was thinking the prequel trilogy was bad

I misread this as “board” and was thinking of George getting his daughter her own Anon Babble board

kek

That's all fanfic. Did Vader arrest Zuckuss or Bossk for being aliens? He let them on his goddamn ship.

It wasn’t funny

The Delegation of 2000 is canon despite those scenes being cut from the actual film. Fang Zar was a member and he represented Ghorman's sector. But he was arrested shortly after the declaration of the Empire.

Considering they finished the cgi just for the DVD release, I'd say Lucas considered them "canon".

All memes aside I thought his acting in that scene was excellent. You could tell he was up to no good the instant he glances over at Bix in the field the first time they meet, and his facial expressions and display of emotions in his last scene is pretty great. I’d like to see what he does next

It's actually a subtle comment on the different ways that the Empire and the Rebels 'see' the world (pun definitely intended and relevant). I will not elaborate.

He shot two different deaths for Shaak-Ti though. One by Grievous at the beginning, one by Vader toward the end.

*coughs*
*ahem*
*Ting ting ting*

Was it on your taint?

I've been thinking of them as father and daughter. She seems like she's the one person Luthen wouldn't even consider killing.

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In that case do you think of the idea she will endup killing him?

will you stop partying we have a lot of people to kill!

hes going to kill her because you said that

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It's simple, there's really nothing to explain. He saw buildings made of bricks, and saw an exposed screwhead somewhere, and said that Star Wars would not have bricks or screws. You don't believe me because nobody can actually be that retarded, but that's why he became a meme.

Hey psst Mon, how much does your daughter know?

On his way out of the brothel, Syril stops Cassian and asks him what he's up to. He says he's just trying to find his sister. Syril says, "That's rough. I always wondered where my dad disappeared to when I was young. Maybe I can help you out, broseph".

we gotta take care of your daughter Mon

Reminder: you're here forever

Bread

I think he was a spy. The plans were only for Saw to know. Imagine if you were a low level grunt in Saw's group and kept prying for the raid plans, you're 100% getting shot by Saw. This is like Holdo's plan in The Last Jedi; don't ask questions, trust the plan.

thx anon