Zelda Movie

Are the rumors true that Hunter has been picked to star in the new Zelda film?

He’s pretty twinky, would make a good Link

Snood will be Zelda.

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Great choice.

zelda got a gyatt tho

I...am Ghirahim

those giant hands lol

I'd watch it desu

ive seen that fag irl, he's hideous. his manly features are more prominent irl and he's tall af. you just know that its a man in a dress even from a distance.

did you fuck him?

In your dreams, troon.

Well, how was her dick?

tall af

Manlet detected

Wrong, I've seen her at a premiere and she looks great. There are thousands of candid pics at events, anyone can tell she looks good.

it was wearing heels

he

nice try hunter

People often mix this up. Zelda is the Princess. Link is the protagonist. (who you play as in most games)

Hunter is 5'10 you seething manlet

kanye was talking about her(him) in Cousins

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maximum cope. Dude looks like a dude in a dress...because he is. Granted, Hunter is at the upper end of the bell curve, but still a dude. The over-exaggerated "female" body movements and gestures just give it away faster.

*she

He would be great as Link (or Griffith for that matter) but terrible as Zelda.

It's she ffs

YES. A real woman please.

Why are you using female pronouns on a man.
Are you retarded?

I hate him and anyone who supports him.

she

she's not a man she's a woman yes trans women are women get the fuck over it incel

If trans women were women they would be called women.
Since they are "trans women" you are explicitly stating that he's something different from a woman.

The vast majority of people hate you.

how much money you think "they" spend on making him passable? im guessing 100K</year

YWNBAW

He's not passable, though. No tranny is. It's impossible.

probably not on video moving aroung, but with the right surgery, makeup, camera angle and photoshop, its possible with pictures

No. The shoulders, hands, and adam's apple always give it a away.

you cant photoshop an adams apple away?

i would love for her to play link in that one costume for the whole movie, you know the costume i'm talking about

When are they going to show something from Blade Runner 2099?

she had her apple shaved years ago

and you know this how?

This man is not a woman

what if they do Shiek, thatd be pretty problematic

That would be grim

she

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god honest i wish i could report posts for refrencing kiwifarms.

your dox are often fake, stop that personal army shit its cringe and incredibly self centered

no
trump won
normies hate trannies and want to see them lynched. its universally agreed theyre subhuman freaks at this point

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Mikey needs a job

quick lookover of your dox and just checking out one of your sources and the claims made make zero sense considering the reference inferred

just total bullshit kiwis eat all day

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Why are you forcing this on me? I should be able to call him whatever the fuck I want.

This

she can give me a blowjob

holy shit shes cute, is she still modding?

imagine walking into your local wifibar and seeing a qtie with Anon Babble on screen and u start up a convo about how she mods and then u get into a relationship where you post and she bans u and then u have to do favors to get an appeal and eventually u just sex all day while coomposting cunny on Anon Babble

Is he playing link?

Turn lights out
Fuck from behind
Leave before post nut clarity hits like a truck

post says the sources show that they live in Florida and are leaving the south

the posts say they live in Florida and are leaving the south

HURR THESE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER AND THE IMPLIED CONNECTION DOESN'T REAL

this conversation is retarded, but you're even more so.

walking to school

*tring, tring*

barely enough time to glance back and see the qt new girl barreling down your path

WATCH OUT FAGGOT!

*fall into a mud ditch on the side of the road*

she continues on like nothing happened

wat do?

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"the south" is a metaphor for a section of the us. it can be a lot of places(pic rel), and what was cut off in my screenshot was a statement that the posts refrenced a move to virginia. (which you cannot infer from the quoted posts)

btw sorry you're esl

What if Zelda was a girl (male)?

retarded spam post about some culturally irrelevant tranny being in a movie that nobody but fat 38 year old funkopop collecting balding graphic t shirt square glasses guys would want to see based off of a video game franchise that nobody gives a shit about

immediately followed up with retarded spam posts about a forced meme girl with no chin on a show whose sole fanbase is fat millenial cat ladies with tattoos and aforementioned balding millenial manchildren who are perophiles online but who try to fuck the fat tattoo catladies irl because they fell for the goth meme and don't realize that it's an excuse for ugly chicks to wear more makeup than normal

b... b... b... but it's "board culture"

spamming your waifu will not make her love you
spamming a tranny will not make straight men want to fuck it
this thread is everything wrong with Anon Babble, concentrated. i hope you all get aids and die