/hor/ – Horror General

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watch In the Dark (Holmes, 2000), The Animal (Ungerer, 1976), After Last Season (Region, 2009), and Messiah of Evil (the Katzes, 1973)

Bitch looks like Snape.

She so pale

4K UHD release of Suicide Club

I am so erect right now

I will probably watch this sometime soon because I'm trying to watch more 2020s horror now that we're closer to the end of the decade than the beginning.
Kino

I didn't check, but isn't Noriko's Dinner Table is still stuck on fucking DVD?

Undead Jason >>> Human Jason
worst look for human Jason was the one from part 2 with the potato bag on the head, he looked like a worse version of the killer from "The Town that Dreaded Sundown"
best undead Jason was the one from Part VII he looked badass

Creech drinking Mountain Dew and all the rest of them have Pepsi

based gamer monster

Horror in the high desert 2 is pretty good too. That car scene where you see the outline of the desert guy and the realize she's not alone. And the chase after was so good

Livid is fucking excellent man. First half hour is a bit slow but just goes insane after.
Same director as inside but I enjoyed this better.
French continue to impress me.

Anon Babble mods were okay with bare butts last few years, but shortly before the site got hacked they got ban happy as soon as they saw any screencap with a bare butt, so it is best not to take chances, they should just do like Anon Babble does and allow nudity as long as it is screencaps from TV series and movies, unedited and spoilered

HITHD series is great. I hope he keeps making more after 5, which is all he has planned out so far. 3 has an amazing ending.

webm was my fav part.
You're indebted now so may as well watch 3 and be shackled to the series for good.
3 isn't bad I just wish it was more inventive throughout the meat of the film.

I missed you guys.

Eh I wouldn't say excellent though the lead was cute.

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Was Romero always sort of left leaning and shit or was he just getting whackier as he got older? I never got the feeling Dawn or Day were in any particular way, but Land was just..I liked it, cause I enjoy zombie movies but it had some moments that just made me ask what or why. Like leaving the zombies in habitable towers, as if these murderous rotting corpses deserve a nicer place to rot in? And then they just leave with the only viable transportation not even knowing if they will find shit where they are going. They'd find nothing and just run out of gas and die most likely.

Based

When you're watching F13 as a series, seeing Jason progressively degrade adds to the excitement factor.
When viewed individually, idk I like most of them.

Dunno, but I never liked his "Day of the living dead" remake from the 90s
I liked how in the original the guy who let everyone to his dead seemed to hate the fact that he was given orders so he sabotaged the rest, in the remake they just made him hate the black guy for being black and they had the lead girl (who survives in the remake) shoot him without him ever becoming a zombie because he was evil and killed the black guy, I found that lame, in the original everyone dies (with the black guy being the last one to do so) and that's cooler IMO

Reading horror reviews anywhere else actually makes me feel insane. Absolute clownworld.

Mouse got a raw fucking deal in Land lol, that poor little stoner. Wastes his entire mag on some gary coleman zombie then skateboards right into getting his shit ripped apart. It's funny because even Mouse had survived no one was coming to retrieve his ass regardless

Most horror movie reviews are shit, if the movies are from the 70s or 80s they bitch about them having too much nudity, if it is from the late 90s early 2000s they bitch about them being too gory, now they bitch about them not being artsy enough, usually only the artsy psychological longer than 2 hours ones get good reviews so the reviewer can feel like he has a big brain
best is not to bother with those

Man something about your webm really makes me want a cool, clear VOSS WaterTM.

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Im easy to please :) definitely worth a watch though imo

are we all in agreement that the only reason resident evil is still a franchise is because in the first one you got to see the protagonist's bush?

i liked most of it better than the first one but then again the first one didn't impress me much

The voss water product placement was so fucking egregious in Smile 2.

something suspicious about the dancer on the right.

Made me kek throughout the film. I did watch it purely for Naomi Scott though, and I was not disappointed.

Fuck you, now I can't unsee it.

I WATCHED BAD MOVIE FOR SHE

I liked it more than the first one but that's not saying much lol

Alas, I also watched purely for the cute tomboy jeeta.

the only reason is the name of the franchise that could probably sell literal bags of shite with its name on it.

Alas, I also watched purely for the cute tomboy jeeta.

Her outfits, and performance were great.

Funniest part is that in the docummentary covering all of Hammer's movies Christopher Lee claims that he was the one who pitched that movie to Hammer and offered to play the villain which I find funny, he didn't wanted to play Dracula anymore at that point but he was okay with playing a pedo satanic priest, the only thing he didn't like about the movie was the demon fetus but he apparently didn't mind the underage nudity at all
he did said that he enjoyed working in horror movies more than anything he ever did in Hollywood including Star Wars and Lord Of the Rings and wanted to be in at least one more Hammer movie before he died since the brand was revived at that time (which he did, he shows up in Hammer's The Resident from 2011)

The games are still big sellers which gives any film an instant boost. As long as the games are doing well there will be movies. And the movies are like printing money.

Female Jason should have a fucked up face

she kinda reminds me of lady gaga here

Female Snape I get it now
Snape should have been a woman

The songs in the movie were basically Lady Gaga. Scott has a sweet voice though.

I actually played RE survivor in real life. I knew then there was nothing left, I think by then RE4 did exist and from then on just a dive. The last RE I played and beat was RE3. I think I chose a good time to leave

Kairo sucked dick and outside of 'that' one scene i dont know why anybody still talks about it.
it is the serial experiments lain of japanese horror movies.

I've missed my /hor/ bros.

i missed you to anon.
also:
Day > Night > Dawn.

GARBAGE DAY

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why didnt Frankenstein come back as a zombie?
he wasnt shot in the head

Why the long face?

Based Rhodesbro. I love you all except he who shall not be named.

those muzzle flashes aren't real right?

I'm genuinely surprised to see this here first post-shutdown instead of Anon Babble.

very real. they filmed it in Mexico so they could kill as many extras as they needed

it is classed as a horror movie no ?
youtubers have oversold another movie yet again.
lake mungo was a better watch out of the two.

Give me 1.5 hours of my life back
This has to be one of the most dogshit movies I've ever seen

Based

Watched horror in the high desert 3. How does a Mexican get his ass kicked by a tree? He should be used to light yard work

sauce

kek

Smirk 2.

Enjoyed it the first time I saw it but after a rewatch it’s a bit meh. Dead and unoriginal.

you really haven't seen many movies. just wait til you see the remake kek.

I liked it. Reception it got seems a little harsh, I can see people warming up to this one in the future.

Always remember to stay hydrated.

yeah NOTLD remake completely missed the point of the original none of them were "good guys" even ben was a stubborn asshole who just made shit worse by antagonizing the bald sperg

And amazing thighs.

GIVE ME A NNEEEWWW BRRAAIN

The thighs kept me watching.

There is still no release date for this movie.
However... while Anon Babble was down there has been a lot of rumours of a November release.

It's ok but it's like it forgot it was a mockumentary toward the end and kind of trailed off.

Didn't know they were making a new one.

this nigga was frozen like walt disney

PURPLE NURPLE!!

Yeah, I think it's more of a SH2 adaption to go with the remake of the game that came out last year.
For some reason the executive producers dragged the production on, the game did really well though so hopefully that means they delayed it to pump more money into the post-production.
Autistic speedrunner type fans of the game are gonna hate it either way.

Everyone talks about this film in relation to the game but just as a horror, it has two of the most brutal deaths ever. The razorwire megarape is pretty memorable.

Sean Bean lives too.

I really liked it, it wasn't great or anything but still a very enjoyable movie.
Is VOSS really that good bros?

I recently watched Human Centipede 1, 2, and 3. None of them were good movies and they got worse with every entry, but the effects in 2 were really fucking good. The movie as a whole was boring but I loved those gore effects; the fact they were all practically done was impressive to me too. Can anyone recommend movies with really cool extreme gore effects?
It's not a horror movie but I loved the face destruction scene in Brawl in Cell Block 99 too. I don't think that one was done practically. Fucking made me shudder.

Inside 2007
Terrifier 2/3

I own these, and the other ones. They're cool.

It's not complete trash but not as bad as everyone said. You won't be rewatching it anytime soon. And how about that fucking ending

WNBA: Badlands

Yeah it wasn't mindblowing and won't be an immediate rewatch but I didn't think it was bad like people were saying. It was enjoyable and I could see myself putting it on again in the future.
I was watching a video that said the movie was an "easy watch" and I agree. It has potential as a movie I could throw on when I go to bed or something.

HS2 was quality. I rewatched it in colour too it was so much better.
I love the violence in martyrs. Where she’s fighting with what we think is some kind of monster but it’s actually herself she’s cutting up.
Also where she smashes the woman’s head with a lump hammer. Fucking savage.
Ichi the killer is good but more comedic and silly.
Grotesque is worth a mention. Imprint. Baskin. Audition. Joy of torture.
All the Terrifiers.
There’s more jap stuff but I can’t remember rn

what do you mean you don't like it?

Is this film worth watching, or am I being tricked by anons?

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I liked it but the ending was disappointing.

It's a low budget spook film, people like it because it's punching above it's weight. Don't expect much and you might enjoy it.

I think that's the norm with horror, do any really pay off in the end. Usually it's just misery porn, I'll go in with low expectations and hope for the best.

Also any recommendations following The Wailing, I loved the confusion where you didn't know who to trust, if anyone at all.

I can't explain more without spoiling it but it's worth a watch still

Such a great remake, that holds up surprisingly well.

Watch Lowlifes

I watched it. It was good

the blob has claimed an other victim

I WILL NOT WATCH LOWLIFES

what is she waiting for?

I put Lowlifes in my library to never watch it. I glance at its poster with contempt each time i open my player.

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For you to watch Lowlifes obviously

the twist was lame

Probably my favourite horror movie of the last 10 years.

I almost missed this spam. Almost.

He horse

Still can't believe the final shot of horror in the high desert 3 was a fucking tree. It gets funnier every time I think about it

Did the trips get reset?

true terror

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I was just wondering where this guy was. He's a day late kek.

i was wondering that too. i hope he's not a fake Cabin Anon sent from a strange dimension

ages ago some anon asked about which film was featured in F13 The Final Chapter (1984) and it was Zaxxon, the TRS computer edition.
Anyway I was watching The Stuff (1985) and what do you know, they have the same game onscreen. I wonder if this was actually an advertising tie-in.

*which game, not film

I chose to reset mine on purpose because the day after Anon Babble was taken down my eBay account was hijacked by someone and they bought some shitty earrings using my account. My email was verified on Anon Babble and my trip password was the same as my eBay password so I’m 99% sure there must have been some correlation.

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lmao

Find their shipping address and make them wake up in your basement.

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they bought some shitty earrings using my account

kek wtf. i hope you got your money back

Not only did I not get my money back, but they also show as “delivered” even though they never got here and the sellers account doesn’t exist anymore

The fact they are horror themed is a bit personal..which one of you fuckers did this?

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I question your taste anon. I don't even think "that" scene is the best spook in it, the later one in the big industrial area was spookier.

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fuck that's creepy.

I wonder if it was a test purchase before they really started to tear through your credit card. Like they set up a fake seller to send the money to rather than buying real products.

guys look at these cool new earrings i bought and they only cost me* $8.99

see the tracking info of the parcel if there is an address because it's obviously not yours that's been used.

I'm back from watching, was pretty good though I was expecting the corpse of the mother to perhaps be used more rather than just being a prop for 80% of the film. Slow burn horror, no cheap jump scares and an interesting self contained story. I feel like they could of explored the islands past, felt like there was a story there do with the painting and the rabbit that wasn't exactly explained or maybe it went over my smooth brain.

kek

I will probably watch this and Red Rooms soon. I'm starting to go through more recent horror.

tfw no schizophrenic semi-catatonic gf

holy kek

Oh it certainly was. They had “watched” some other $50 leather pencil holder that had $100 shipping and a 3D printed pipe around the same price as well using my account. Luckily I changed all my passwords just an hour or so after I noticed the charge from PayPal so I was only out 10 bucks.

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I've had a diagnosed schizophrenic/bipolar gf, it's scary sometimes when they start whispering random shit but sex is 10/10

Just watch Lowlifes

is this ai? looks just like my cousin 20 years ago

This would freak me out a little. A bit personal like you said

They literally traveled back in time to get delivered. They aren’t here though

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This theme song is such a banger. Never fails to put me in the spooky mood.

Fuck Varietychuds

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that "chud" is probably an intern tweeting 200 times a day and running everything through ai first

stiller is a whiny jew, fuck him

Best TV movie award nominee

Canadian awards

Basically the special Olympics

My wife

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Really liked this combo. Not horror in a traditional way, but more in a Lynchian way.

Those brothers make good films.

N fatigue

WE

Dont say that. There are many liberal leftists on Anon Babble. The hack exposed that.