Samwise bros... we won!

Samwise bros... we won!

The change in mate selection when the vagina gets loose, the ovaries deplete, and the bank account empties

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Young girl likes pretty boy. Ovaries kick in and they start to prefer more masculine men. Then they hit the wall and want a beta provider. That's about how it goes.

Sam is not a beta, he's a fucking hero.

nice guy sisters, we won.

4chin's staff are desperate to create traffic in this shithole recycling old threads it seems.

True, but he's being portrayed as a goofy chungus beta in this comic and this is clearly what the femoid is getting at. The comic does indeed bastardise Samwise.

Sam is the same height as her instead of a turbo manlet

dishonest comic

you can go back to sharty

Also

I think this one's gonna stick

lol, lmao. Yeah for the first 6-18 months during the ocytocin-fuelled bonding haze, then her brain will be flashing back to 21yo one week out of four and, being a woman, he will say or do something completely innocuous that "icks" her or annoys her, which she will of course say nothing about and deny outright if he enquires why her mood has soured and then, blaming him for failing to be telepathic, she will construct a narrative in her mind about how he is "starving her emotional needs" or somesuch shite to justify going out with her work girlies, getting just tipsy enough she can pretend to herself later it was all the Devil Juice that made her do it, and spreading her legs for the first vaguely chiselled asshole that deigns to pay her some attention.

The fact she's the sort of woman who clearly lacks the self-awareness to know that pattern of behaviour is a risk means she's almost certainly also the type of woman who'll fall neatly into it. I pity whatever cuck she ended up with.

Who hurt you?
Because they hurt me too ;_;

sam still portrayed as taller than the foid... my hate for women was cultivated not indoctrinated

After getting fucked by a thousand men she's ready to settle down now

I dunno why this upsets incels or whatever. Seems pretty normal for an aging woman with a comparable aging partner

Sounds quite specific anon...

after years of riding the Chad cock carousel in my prime, I'm finally ready to settle down with the doughy safe guy

Seems accurate

Hits pipe

Sambros, she's finally ready to settle down

Post tits, whore.

Crackwhores

Legolas is 1000 years old elven lord and his counterpart is a human child, it's like the meme but in reverse.

well you didnt have to say it out loud

She wants Sam for the potatoes he can provide, but she will secretly fuck around with Legolas and Aragorn.

It's because he's dangerous that I find him attractive

he may be a bad boy, but he's also the only one that will put a ring on your finger

are the femoids in the room with us now?

based AND redpilled

Sam is 100% a beta in the relationship and the fellowship, he is the follower

What if the ring was big?

tits w timestamp or gtf0

ovaries kick in at like 12 dude

the ovaries deplete

Would make more sense for her to look for a Chad then.

What an utterly shit thread.

Hello, Based Department? We got a compelling case right here.

Yeah why would a woman want a caring dependable man who's equally at home both domestically and roughing it in the woods, and can and has literally stabbed multiple people to death to prove his macho'ness? Sam is like the perfect mate for 90% of women.

something something Manlytears something something

couldnt the ring change sizes depending on who wears it?

Golussy got my confused af rn

Sam is in-group preference made flesh, he's utterly redpilled on friend/enemy distinction and his principle character flaw is being too aggressively biased in defense of his own hierarchy. I.E., he is a beta male in the ideal sense, rather than in the contemptible sense.

something something my cock ring something something

my type is Samwise, the hobbit :)

still taller than her

yuh huh

kek

I can fix him

epic post

very good catch

this would do numbers on r/InterestingAsFuck

there must be some science that explains why women in particular lack the ability to be self aware. No man has ever said “I’m not into 18 year old 110 lb blonde spinners anymore what I really want is a 40 year old fatass cat lady with blue hair” because men think critically about their own thoughts

Unironically why haven’t you taken the gay pill? Plenty of gay men aren’t even into analogies if that grosses you out.

Doing ok there buddy???

Okay but explain why she wants the gardener servant instead of the chad king.

same reason why they're like 40% weaker on average in upper body strength and why they don't even have the same proportion and balance of grey matter in their brains as men do - we are two distinct halves of one species and we each are meant to play different roles in our natural order... only now our "natural order" has been brutally raped and maimed and twisted and the strengths and weaknesses each opposing gender has (just like each distinct race) have been ignored in favor of a cosmopolitan and "egalitarian" mindset that is very much removed from truth and sensibility - that being that everyone is "equal" and that there are no differences. when even babies can see the differences. when even dogs can see the differences. when even unthinking viruses and ailments that only affect one gender or one race can see the differences.

guess that's more the "how" of the question though, but the "why" could also be as simple as "evolution". why do women seem to lack self awareness, well, they aren't self aware creatures. they're designed to keep their children, then their family unit, then their community in check - in that order. self awareness is a useless trait to a creature that finds its strength, safety, and success in forming groups. a woman alone is a dumb and pitiful thing but a woman with children, a husband, and several dozen friends is a very powerful social-mover that can create a gestalt, a consensus in action or thought or emotion

she can't get the chad king

You clearly seem to hate women. I don't know who hurt you.
But keep it up

If not baiting.
It's because IRL Sams have to get with an aging whore only after she has fucked Legolas and Aragorns. Meanwhile the Sams spent their youth alone

she can't get any of them, they are fictional characters

I am saying if she married at 20 her preferences would reflect the aging of her partner which is good.

sam is the perfect mate for 90% of women

That's why no woman wants him

of course the author thinks she could score Sam, his barmaid wife was homely as hell, literally less feminine than his twink pretty boy “master”
Sam’s a faggot

He plowed Rosie and had like 14 kids. Just because he was a little gay with Frodo doesn't make him beta.

he married a whore

Convincing

No man has ever said “I’m not into 18 year old 110 lb blonde spinners anymore

They do all the time. They have fallen for the psyop that it's pedophilia or something.
Have a friend who's 29 and says he's too old to date girls unde 22.

When hoes start aging out they "date down" to ensure they can maintain a position of superiority. As long as the other person continues to believe they're lucky to be in the relationship the hoe has all the leverage.

I'm guessing the girl who draws this style of webcomics did not get married when she was 20 and has, in fact, been around the block.
Besides. The Sams of this world didn't look like Aragorn when they were 20. They looked like Sam. Or more precisely, like Rudy.

the girl who draws this style of webcomics

Incel post

this is legit how it is though.

An aragorn with several kids starts looking like sam. You guys are just collective whining and crying about being losers which is not gonna help your odds and more importantly you should be doing it in r9k not shitting up real boards

I’m 24 years old and still a KHHV incel. I really did try, i tried for so long, I lost weight, I joined a bunch of different clubs, I got a job, I bought new clothes and haircare products, I joined so many dating apps, I even tried going to bars and clubs although I hate drinking. Nothing. No luck. At some point earlier this year I came to a realization that I will either die touchless or be doomed to a loveless sexless betabuxx deluxe relationshit in my 30s and this has completely killed my ambition. After that I’ve just been doing nothing but rotting this entire semester, no classes, no assignments, just browsing here and going to the gym. I’m supposed to be doing my finals right now but I haven’t showed up to a single one. On Tuesday I’m going to fly to Nevada and use my life savings (around 20k) on prostitutes. Maybe this will be the catalyst to turn my life around and stop being a friendless virgin isolated loser, maybe it won’t and I’ll just rope. Who knows

No, aragorn has superior genes, incel.

Frodo is extremely soft and effeminate though. Smashing femboys isn’t gay, I
think Sam should get a pass there

these threads tell me if i date an ugly girl im a defeated failure of a man and if i date a pretty girl shes probably a defeated failure of a woman which makes me a deceived failure of a man. this is mental illness.

this is true. If a woman tells a therapist (and all white women are in therapy) he caught "the ick" from her BF/husband the therapist will act like he has slighted her. And "ick," being a babyish onomatopoeia, is designed so that it can mean anything.

An aging balding chubby boomer who used to be a hot Chad isn't the same as a beta like Sam. Sam was always Sam-like.
If you dont want these arguments on this board, stop taking the retarded side on these arguments

*she

Say what you want, but at least that dude with no personality managed to score a woman who "missed out on being a whore".

But this comic isn't really about age. Sean Astin is younger than Vigo Mortenssen. It's about how manly the men look.

The real opposite version would be "I used to like hot perky blondes. Now I lile frumpy chubby girls"

Femboys dont count as gay? Sweet. Firing up grindr rn

if anyone takes anything from this thread it should be this - Couples therapy is a scam, designed to give a woman power over a man that she cannot obtain through physical force. Therapy is a system of feel good bullshit and fake truths that are literally tailored to making a woman feel in control of her life. If you are her husband or bf, and you're not doing what she wants you to do, you are now threatening her sense of control over herself and her life (you're part of her life). Most women who go to therapy are doing it to gain power, not to understand themselves or their own issues. Remember, everytime a woman bring sup her issues it's NEVER her fault, it's always the world around her making her do whatever.

The classic is if she cheats, it's your fault for not getting her hot enough.

The only wrong part about this comic is the "missed out on being a whore"

That girl has 100% fucked more guys than you'll ever meet

Sharty won 4ddit lost

Frodo literally has no masculine attributes except a tiny dick. long lashes long hair plump lips and smooth skin. He could have probably passed as a trap with just a dress and a little makeup desu, even Legolas is far more “manly” than young Elijah wood tbqhfamalam

Stop being ugly then

congrats youre autistic

Samwise is canonically somewhere between 3 and 4 feet tall. He’s the size of an elementary school student.

Geez youre an obstinate retard. And unlikable too kys

Im autistic for telling the truth

In her fantasy the Chad King will fuck around with Beautiful Elven princesses and human Maidens, and she knows she is not worth it.

Is the same reason incel women are obsessed with YAOI and why k-pop singers are forbidden by contract to have girlfriends.
Is part of the same fantasy.

Here's a blackpill for yall:
Sam got with a 6/10 cutie chubby virgin barmaid, and had 13 children with her.

In modern times, that same type of chuby barmaid would have 13 abortions from 17 different blackmaid; and would therefore be sterile

You made your husband a cuck, but insult random incels on the internets because we point it out.

No youre autistic because your brain cant intuit properly

I aint gay nigger but ill show you where the wild goose goes too

My mistakes. You're the cuck husband and you're coping

well yeah gender equality leads to mental illness in both sexes. there's a reason most of your ancestors considered "marriage" to be an agreement between two men, the groom and the father of the bride. as soon as you let women make their own choices shit gets retarded real quick

She can get the equivalent of them, the beta buck who "supports' his "Rosie" as if their Rosie is a loose whore who was "finding herself" throughout her 20's.

Lotta words just to say

I like the taste of penis and shit on my dick!

Chin up King. You need to keep building on those achievements instead of letting them rot. Get an escort, then save a bit more and travel the world. Southern Europe or Asia. You're in uni, you have no idea how hard it becomes once you're out of there.
t. out

Ok cupcake

not to mention she could have gone with the orcs...

This nigga knows whats up

implying there’d be shit when Frodo has his own personal asswashing servant in the form of cuckboy sam

also how would I taste it on my own dick el em ao

You're a fag, you'd find a way.

sweet, physics defying twinkfucking

ESL retard. Kys

But in that fantasy world the Chad King represents idealized good, almost messianic levels of virtue. I don't think he would be fucking around.

BTFO

This is why no one likes faggots.

i love women bros

Nice

Nice guys finish last. Sam gets the leftover, used, jaded woman who will still cheat on him 2 years later because he's boring and she fondly remembers how chad used to rail her and it was so much fun.

You're trying to use this picture to make that nog look bad, but he's still got two white women prostrating themselves for him, so it just makes you look like a cuck

tfw my option is this or single forever

fucks all members of the group

alpha males get to fuck her in her prime

settles down with Sam the beta provider

As expected of roasties.

not gay if it’s a hobbit so I’m still 100% straight

Getting two disgusting std-ridden whores to have sex with you isn't an accomplishment, it's just filthy. He looks like a fucking gorilla.

this

In your dreams, it'll be basically the same but with an overweight single mother.

There are foids lurking on Anon Babble, yes.

Holy incel cope

Trvke

In reality the lying whore would still go for Chad while selling pictures of her asshole on OF, women like this should be stoned to death

I guess you envy him and project that on me.

Can you samefagging incels stop? We get it, women dont like you.

hello pedo

Struck a nerve, huh?

As a chad myself, I dont have a problem with this. Youre not a beta incel are you?

I think I struck a nerve and now you're projecting again.

White woman here. Why are blacks so much attractive to us than our races men? Is it because black men are more manly and are all chads?

I accept your concession, incel

Stop projecting your concession on me, that's just unfair.

Wipe your tears first then say it again

I'm a pious man that hates iniquity and falsehood, which makes me hate women.

Pious-man is just another term for an idiot. Good job

Women owe me sex.

You can hardly know anyway. At least in this scenario she's sexually fond of her beta.
Really, what else can we do? Get a third-world tradwife and she'll end up cheating. Get a virgin and she may end up questioning herself in her thirties or fourties. What else do we have bros.

Simp

alright enough you two flaming faggots

You're trying to use this picture to make that nog look bad

did i
not really
you're saying that

Nothing about that sentence is esl, you autistic illiterate esl retard.

Anon Babble needs loading screen tips and one of them needs to be

When someone says "I accept your concession," that means they lost the argument, and are fleeing the thread. Use this moment of reprieve to heal and level up before the next fight.

Concession accepted.

Lighten up, guys.

You'd think so, but no, it's literally women's basic operating system. Some women, a very very few, have the self-awareness and honestly to acknowledge the truth of it and actively work to control both their tendency to demand communication while utterly failing to communicate and their tendency at certain parts of their cycle to transform into absolute whores who's pussy is haunted by Satan trying to lead them astray, but the vast vast vast majority of women are either too dumb to even recognise their own failings(or have been conditioned by modern feminism to believe they're incapable of having any) or simply choose to mire themselves in self-delusion so they don't have to think about it.

go back to soijack party bro, i'm not even the anon you were talking to

I'm not the anon he was talking to either.

You didn't use punctuation marks ESL pajeet.

then why'd you get butthurt and respond to me? fucking retard...

No really. What can a man possibly gain by being pious?

I'm not butt hurt, I just thought it would be a funny thing to say.

punctuation marks

Esl lol

I'm bi actually, but unfortunately all the cute femmy guys(I can't force myself to find someone who looks like me attractive, they need to be pretty) are at least as mad as women just in slightly different ways. I still curse God for ruining the best thing I ever had; an "I just like having tits and looking slutty"-tier trans girl who had *none* of the usual delusional schizoid issues and was totally comfortable basically just being my best bro unless we were fucking or properly "going out" to an event or whatever. We used to do woodworking projects together and play warhammer, and she could suck your soul out through your cock. Then her stupid cunty estranged mother had to go and get cancer and start acting all remorseful for being a TERF when she was a kid and she moved home to Brazil to reconcile with her family and that was that.

Yes, you're ESL jeet. Correct.

Chinky chinky little dinky.
Also you are 200% autistic

still draws him taller than her

off to post this to r9k

Maybe she is like 4'11? I dated a chick that height, it always felt really wild that she was so small.

[19 year old asian women have entered the server]

What else do we have bros.

Extremist politics that ultimately begins to resemble a suicide mission, so that the young men who come after us may enjoy the fruits of the trees nourished by our blood, never tasting the pain of our struggle

As I stated here Sam is basically the ideal man to most women and the whole trilogy is basically about how much of a chad he is. This thread is basically a bunch of mentally ill porn addicts projecting their own neuroses onto the first thing they see that is even tangentially related to women.

Sad but true. Women have horrific instincts and they follow them like lemmings

DAMN Gollum looks like THAT!?

god dam lawls thx mates, im tearing up I laughed so hard

I'm not saying that that applies to every couple, but holy fuck to this accurate for like 90% of them

you didn't watch the movie i guess

Samwise litterally carried Frodo up the mountain and was in the shit the entire time, while also getting gaslighted by smeagol

Frodo a bitch, Samwise based

The perfect casting for DMC doesnt exi-Ack

This isn't because of the characters. This is because Peter Jackson is a cunt and hated the character of Frodo and deleted any mention of all the good he did.

In the books Frodo faces all 9 Black riders I'm an effort to protect the ring. He also is the only Hobbit at Weathertop to try to attack the Black Riders. The other hobbits are said to have "cowered" and panicked. Frodo fights and cuts the hand of a Wight. He also stabs a Troll in the foot in Moria and stops it from chasing them.

Some lies made up by Jackson: in the books Sam doesn't fight all the orcs in Minis Morgul. They all start a fight by themselves (because they are angry orcs) and kill each other in the mayhem. Sam kills ONE orc, and even that orc died from falling down a hatch and not by Sam's sword.

Sam does carry Frodo, but at this point Frodo has lost a lot of weight. It even says Sam found it surprisingly easy to carry Frodo.