ZOOMERS ARE GOING INSANE ON TIK TOK! A RUMOR HAS STARTED THAT JACK BLACK WILL SHOW UP AT TO POPCORN THROWING THEATERS AND HE REALLY DID IT HE IS DOING IT! AAHHHHHHH CHICKEN JOOCCKKKEYYYY!!!
JACK BLACK APPEARING AT THEATERS WHICH THROW POPCORN THE MOST!
*safe mild rap beats start up*
That’s another 100m in sales right there, imagine getting to meet your childhood in theatres. More actors should do this, but they are all oh so above it cocksuckers.
CHICKEN JOCKEY! AAAHHHHH
Ayo, who brought unc's rizzn't ass?
CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYY!!!
Hes going to preach on behalf of wagies union association of america that zoomer shallnt throw popcorn during chicken jokey scene
every single individual pulling out their phone to film the same exact shit they'll all post online for likes
I hate this
pretty based
reward rowdy audiences with celebrity appearance
won't that encourage more people to throw popcorn?
wagie lives dont matter
Yes but this is how Anon Babble can finally capture and kill Jack Black.
It's literally all kids
ok
Based
The kids seemed to love it, who could possibly resent kids having fun?
POPCORN THROWING
kek this is hilarious
do little kids actually like jack black?
This is just giving the popcorn terrorists what they want
his entourage/security are all fat
Jack Black is LIT fr!
each little group filmed their friends briefly so that they could all prove they were really there
watch for it
Is the zoomer generation just continuing forever now? Every young person or even child is just a zoomer?
Just how much blackmail do these studios have on jack black?
yes, it's the final generation, generation z, culture is essentially static, nothing new ever happens, minecraft is like fucking 20 years old! jack black's been a thing since before that! wheeeeee the end of history!
Yes, zoomers are too gay to have sex so they can't breed, we finally reached the final generation and will all go gentle into that good night.
other way around, he's awful
he must have dirt on them or he'd never be in anything
kek
why those never have fucing volume
just cuz
Why is he so tiny?
yea apparently this is exactly what he is doing. silly me was thinking of the rowdy jack black of his early career thinkjing he would embrace the chaos, somehow make iit even more epic. but nope i dont even know why corporate don't want that "heat".
He has preteens eating out of his palm
Good thing he's set up to preach climate change to alphas
He has a tiny mushroom cock and a big fat disgusting belly
riveting
Lava Chicken >>> Chicken Jockey
He's an alpine cretin, actually!
Zoomers are truly a pathetic, retarded, feminized, faggot generation raised by single women and a chimera of everything negative, cringe and retarded of all past generations. This video illustrates and typifies this fact.
I wonder how much AMC is paying him instead of just paying the wagies pulling unpaid overtime kek
no sound
no link to video with sound
kys
inb4 read the thread
No. It's OP's job.
Those aren't zoomers. Those are like 6th graders. That's gen alpha.
Why is Jack Black so fucking based? Also, why don't studios market like this? Have the main actor show up to a regular screening and make it seem like he's dropping in on random showings across the US? It would vastly increase ticket sales.
Someone link the video of him doing karate on the paparazzi guy kek
Define we, cause shitskins of all ages are breeding like roaches. The last remnant of the white race will be zoomers throwing popcorn at a theater screen.
best robari
reminder that the zoomers doing this are dorky math club kdis
he's one of the greats
Everyone that grew up playing Minecraft are jaded adults now.
No that video is filmed in the LA area. LA is like 40% asian.
LA
40% asian
lmao not even close
He did the same thing at Oppenheimer screenings, it was super weird.
That wasn't Nolan running onto the stage wielding an axe?
all kids
damn i feel old
minecraft was a game from 2009 ffs
i played it when i was in school
Imagine being so unfathomably gay and retarded that you devote a whole long winded sentence about how "MUH GAY GEN Z."
culture is essentially static
I’ve been thinking about this a lot recently. The slate of movies are just
Thing 5
Thing 7
Thing 3: The Thingverse 10
Not just the endless sequels that look like a joke from the 90s but is now real, the titles themselves are 20 year old crap or reboots of long dead IP. Like Beetlejuice 30 years too late for no reason. They’re remaking He-Man again. Barbie was a thing. All this 80s crap just endlessly cycling through.
What is the Gen Alpha identity? Screenkids was a zoomie thing. Tech itself is standing still. The phone got a bit flatter for the 5th year. Made the bezel 0.01mm smaller. Woah.
Games look like shit from 10 years ago. CGI struggles to compete with Jurassic Park from 93. What the fuck is going on man. Are we dead?
Tbdesusenpai this is very creepy for some reason. Anyone who is a clown for kids is highly suspect of having something fucked up going on
Why would you feel old? The fact that Minecraft is still being played means time stopped moving sometime in the early 2010s which is why it feels like yesterday, there was little to not much progression in videogames and technology
He's not a clown for kids exclusively, he just fell into that role for being in Minecraft, he's always been an R rated type of guy
the kikes have started to need to step in and teach amerigolem children how to behave in public
YOU KNOW WHAT'D REALLY BE PUNK ROCK?
*does karate chops*
RESPECTING THE WAGIES, YEAH
everyone immediately pulls out their phone
what happened to living in the moment
Despise zoomies but that is soul
You're right, it's more like 60%. Southern California is basically a Chinese colony at this point.
the guy in your pic loves zoomies though, up the butt
These are gen A kids clearly