So instead of one big successful release they're going to get two modest successes and two bombs at four times the...

This is so sad, but true. Who would've thought that if you released 4 biopic at the same time, it'd be fucking Ringo who'd get the most traction.

The George one is for the pajeet audience, will probably end with him Modi visiting him on his deathbed

This gonna flop

doesn't doing separate biopics force them to focus on their early lives and post-Beatles careers?

not sure what the point of that is. the first couple of movies will inevitably cover most of the stuff people actually care about.

"Hey Jude"

Audience starts cheering and throwing popcorn at the screen

2 Ringillian dollars

well at least Americans know who The Beatles are.

it will be the same movie from 4 different camera angles

People will have to watch all four the understand the team up movie The Beatles: Age of Yoko

Cast her

It's not funny, it's sad, but George got his documentary, which was amazing and appreciated. Lennon film will suck, because at this point everyone knows how the dude was kinda a piece of shit, but you can't lay too heavily into it without destroying his mythology. McCartney is boring. Ringo is the most interesting at this point "I was in it for the girls". The least talented, some dude who lucked his way into it and saw all the drama from the outside. Plus they got the most talented actor of the 4 cast to play him. My bet is safe.

There is zero chance of a return on that. So no.

Ringo Starr will return in "The Beatles: Civil War"

you can't lay too heavily into it

I'll be surprised if they even acknowledge that Yoko was his second marriage lol

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The least talented, some dude who lucked his way into it and saw all the drama from the outside. Plus they got the most talented actor of the 4 cast to play him.

This could be interesting for a movie. I mean, what else is the to talk about with Ringo? Other than he is never the one who anyone talks about, but he was there through it all. It would kinda suck being him, but then again, he never seemed to mind from interviews.

They'll pay bots to drum up a buzz
They'll pay critics to fete them
They'll market the shit out of them
They'll block buy tickets for the opening weekend
They'll create the illusion of a forthcoming billion plus gross
They'll borrow money against that surety
They'll invest it somewhere actually profitable
They'll post a loss when the returns come in
They'll carry that loss over to dodge taxes

The bigger the budget, the bigger the profit

and saw all the drama from the outside

you must not have watched Get Back, he was as responsible for splitting the band up as anyone.

They’re gonna flop

FTFY

kek I thought you were talkking about George because I didn't include Ringo in the "least talented" statement owing to the fact that he was barely a contributer.

What you are witnessing are boomers "going home".

It's a well-documented psychological phenomenon where individuals gravitate toward familiar experiences as they approach the end of life. It's a concept in psychology and aging studies referring to how familiar settings reduce cognitive load, provide emotional security, and enhance well-being.

These massive amounts of documentaries and bio-pics are boomers coping with death. Lets be mindful and respectful in their final journey.

they've been wanking off to the same garbage in the same way for literally half a century, i look forward to their dying off for many reasons but this is not a sign it's happening right now

Wtf was 60s fashion

What you are witnessing are boomers "going home".

It's a well-documented psychological phenomenon where individuals gravitate toward familiar experiences as they approach the end of life. It's a concept in psychology and aging studies referring to how familiar settings reduce cognitive load, provide emotional security, and enhance well-being.

These massive amounts of documentaries and bio-pics are boomers coping with death. Lets be mindful and respectful in their final journey.

I'm 40 and I want to return to my childhood media. Is this happening to me?

honestly please post 2025 fashion because I've got no idea what it is.

Zendaya

You don't have to censor male nipples

Ringo!

This is what I would have done

First movie is origin story that ends with them traveling to America and performing on ed sullivan

Second movie is Beatlemania

Third movie is about them doing their experimental studio albums yoko ono and it ends with their breakup

Fourth movie is about their careers after the Beatles and ends with the assassination of john Lennon and mccartney saying it's a drag

Normally I would say this will be utter trash and bombs harder than swnowpiss BUT zoomers are the new boomers (I'm not joking).
.....

be homeless vietnam veteran

see 5000 square feet of empty space

realize it's john lennon's lawn

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i'm sure he won't mind if i set up camp

yoko spots you

sends a camera crew after you

lenon politely tells you to fuck off

"what about peace, love and sharing?"

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realize it was just hippie bullshit to sell records

youtube.com/watch?v=0dk_PQt-bdo

Way to ruin that guy. He seems lost and needed guidance. It's like telling a kid Santa Claus is gone. I really hate Lenon. I really do. He comes off as such an asshole even by Rock star standards.

He's a little dirty and lost, but this was before homeless became feral.