What if the Egyptian pyramids were actually landing pads for alien space ships?

GOOLD?

Why do the aliens need to land when they have teleporter rings?

Wuz (no pun intended) this movie where the "we wuz" meme came from?

The rings could only reliably teleport up and down, not on the X or Y axis; thus confirming flat, stationary Earth, in addition to ancient aliens.

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Islam will destroy the pyramids, inshallah

You wouldn't get it.

We all know the ancient egyptians visited other planets and taught them about space travel

What if the serial killer you're chasing is actually an alien vampire?

Shut up

i liked the ghibli ones

here we go again

The Egyptians weren't black. The black people were the Nubians who lvied south of Egypt, and were Egypt's version of Central Americans that kept pouring over the border and saying "GIBS FREE EVERYTHINGS YOU NEED DIVERSITY." The pharoahs were constantly having to militarily deal with that headache that lasted until the fall of Ehypt itself.

Or maybe the simplest explanation is the right one: they're large-scale benben stones that represent the first land mass to appear because ancient Egyptians believed that the planet was entirely covered in water until the Egyptian dieties created the first land. Egyptians represented that first land as a pyramid.

Adding pics of said benben stones.

The first is more likely then the second

why doesn't he just ascend and come back with hair

Why would aliens come to Earth in the first place haha that's so stupid haha

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Well you use "then" instead of "than" so why would anyone listen to a retard like you?

I don't think so

kinda retarded but hey, whatever you can do to combine ancient Egyptian culture and space exploration is fine by me.

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It's a good flick and I'm going to watch it again in a minute but I see there's an extended version, what's added to the movie?

aliens visit Earth

they give us the technology of ... masonry on par with what was used normally at the time

how convenient

Don’t listen to me. Just meet some blacks. If you can’t figure it out from there spelling is the least of you’re problems.

I went to see the pyramids once, great disappointment. I expected a resplendent pointed towers of gold marking the sky, but to be honest, they looked more like a pile of dusty bricks. But on the upside I met a pair of delectable Egyptian twins. I couldn't tell one from the other, but they both looked the same at the angle I was at, my head and my hips crushed between their thighs.

Convex from some points of view

Afrika and Islam happened to egypt and the pyramids.
everything of value around and inside had been looted hundreds of years ago

what's added to the movie

Gay sex

GIWTWM

youtube.com/watch?v=zLcJB0IYmaM

Think I've only seen the extended but here,

Instead of opening up on the discovery of the Stargate in 1928, the film begins with Ra’s abduction of his human host thousands of years ago. A little bit of this is later revisited in the flashback sequence as Daniel narrates the story he’s read on the cave wall, but the original opening was much longer.

The Stargate isn’t the only thing dug up in Egypt in 1928. Archeologists working for Dr. Langford also found a pair of petrified alien warriors (Horus guards), who were either buried with the Stargate or tried to come through after it was buried.

Later, inside the military research facility, General West and Colonel O’Neill look at the Horus remains in storage there, and have a clandestine conversation about the dangerous mission ahead. They know, but aren’t telling anyone else, that there are likely to be hostile aliens on the other side.

Daniel Jackson convinces the General to let him go through the Stargate because he guarantees he’ll be able to find the address back to Earth on the other side and dial the team home. In the theatrical version, O’Neill turns to the General and says, “It’s your call …” In the director’s cut, his line about Jackson is: “He’s full of shit.”

When the sandstorm approaches the alien city of Nagada, the team loses contact with those soldiers they left back at the pyramid and try to leave. Skaara and the others stop them and shut the city doors, causing a hostile reaction from the soldiers that nearly gets the kids shot. Only when Skaara shows O’Neil the approaching storm do they figure out that they aren’t being held against their will.

Seconding the question of why would they need landing pads. That and I don't remember seeing hataks parked on other planets and needing pyramids. Not to mention I think a stone pyramid would not hold a giant metal spaceship very well.

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Get this nerd out of my secret military base.

Why do you park your car when you could just keep it running in the middle of the road?

I love Vegas so much.

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Roland Emmerich's Stargate is one of those scifi movies whose cult following you'd think could be warranted. But in the very first few minutes you realize you've tuned into a weekday afternoon episode of history channel's Ancient Aliens. Then you realize it's apparent "cult" status is dweebs who are actually conspiratards. Even the specifics of the actual stargate sequence are mildly interesting. I rate it 4/10.

be super smart alien species

design interstellar wormhole system

we should use a 6 point coordinate system for targeting the destination gate

ok how many digits should we use for the source location?

one. and it should be unique per gate for some reason.

ok and that will signify that the address is finished and ready to establish connection?

no we have a separate button for that

were they retarded?

Independence Day is the sequel

Daily reminder that stargate is fucking trash and a terrible franchise that was always D tier compared to Star Wars and Star Trek.

Has there even been worse procedural slop than the blacklist?

that was always D tier compared to Star Wars and Star Trek.

Kek, it's a Shakespearean work of timeless art compared to Disney Star Wars and nu""trek"".