CHICKEN JOCKEY

FLINT AND STEEL

Lynchian.

you should look into the suicide of nautica malone, that shit and its aftermath was truly lulzworthy

Refinement culture is over. People yearn for 90s McDonald's.

I always thought zoomers were gay retards but throwing popcorn on boomers and their grandkids is fucking hilarious

AAAHH FUCK FUCK FUCK STOP HAVING FUN!!!!!!!!!

man Anon Babble really became the fun hating boomers yall used to make fun of huh?

Designers must have been tripping back then

Based

Kek

YOU NEED TO RESPECT YOU ELDERS LIKE WE NEVER DID!!!

I’m 35 and dgaf about Minecraft but I’ve always loved being a little mischievous dunking on wagies. That kind of humor and pranks are sooo funny. Clean it up wagie!!

Its the zoomie economy idiots. cinema needs to employ all the soillenial manchildren to clean up, zoomies keep cinema going for the pleasure of throwing popcorn,

be me, wagie

tfw i have the minecraft movie shift

hear yelling and walk in to see how bad it is during the movie

some faggot teenager sees me and runs over to me

pulls down his pants, yells "WATER BUCKET RELEASE" and starts pissing on me

This has went too far and it's really bad for my mental health. Think about your actions. It might seem like fun and games but it shouldn't be at the expense of others.

Exactly. Chicken Jockey isn’t a person it’s a symptom of a rigged system. Millennials are failed humans dragging their ass through life cleaning up popcorn for kids half their age who make more money livestreaming their soda spill. Zoomers run the show now. They throw popcorn because they can. They break shit and laugh while the soillenial janitor with a theater degree wipes it up and prays for a tip. It’s not dysfunction it’s hierarchy.

if I paid the janny in that pic 20 bucks do you think he'd let me piss on him

And the movie industry, representing authoritative institutions, rather support the zoomers who are living in a way that they make money. Millennials are literally the new slave class lol

Aren't zoomers like 30 years old now? The people who work at cinemas and have to clean that up are gen alphas.

Small Tables for children

Large tables for adults

No rush to finish your food and leave

Kids are allowed to run freely back and forth to the play area and leave the adults alone to relax

What the fuck happened to us?

The last zoomers were born in 2010

Nah, I very much doubt that. Aren't zoomer 90s babies?

I have a lot of complaints about this shit.

Useless black woman and stronk sister subplot

Antagonist just keels over

Jables and Momoa being disgusting complete with a 69 reference

Bizarre cuts, for example once the antagonist is defeated we instantly see the humans returning to Earth. INSTANTLY.

NO FUCKING KYLE CAMEO

Fuck you Jack Black for throwing your best bro under the bus.

NO FUCKING KYLE CAMEO

considering JB's career choices, I totally understand why KG would rather not have anything to do with him

Jack Black

$50 mil

Kyle what’s his name

$3 mil lol

Has zero friends let alone a dude that has been with him for decades

Even if why Kyle said was wrong, JB instantly through him under the bus on fucking stage live.

Jared Hess, director best known for Napoleon Dynamite: a movie that derives most of its humour from weird line deliveries and being quotable

Has said he and Jack Black decided to go with Steve's voice because they found it funny.

Jack Black and Jason Momoa look and act ridiculous.

Has a romance subplot with Jennifer Coolidge and a Villager

Emotional and plot scenes are just padding. Can't just have a comedy in 2025.

Minecraft is a block game, there was never a compelling story to tell.

Chicken Jockey is Hess approved.

Minecraft is just Napoleon Dynamite but with a popular game IP for dressing. People are going to see it ironically only to end up laughing at stuff that was meant to be funny. This is just the updated version of how people were quoting Napoleon Dynamite everywhere back in the day. Also Hess may have created one of the last positive portrayal of Catholicism in Hollywood with Nacho Libre so he's based in my book. They are tricking kids into getting this to a billion.

Fuck I am druk. Even if what Kyle said was wrong, JB instantly threw him under the bus. Live and on stage.

QRD? I actually missed all that just know Kyle is lil money.

Has said he and Jack Black decided to go with Steve's voice because they found it funny.

there's no fucking "Steve's voice" that's just Jack Black playing himself.

HE SAID THE MEME LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE TWO WORDS TOGETHER ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The earliest zoomers are born in 95 or 96 and the latest were born in 2005

minimalism also lawsuits and a reaction to the backlash to mcdonald's being unhealthy while trying to appeal to children. It ended up sterilizing everything

Exactly. The movie industry knows where the money is. They don’t care about some 30-something with $80K in debt and a Film Studies degree sweeping popcorn. They care about the kid with a camera, a ring light, and a YouTube channel pulling 50K a month off popcorn prank compilations. I literally had a playlist called “Cinema Mayhem” where we’d go into theaters, throw snacks in slow motion to Hans Zimmer scores, and cut to janitors groaning while we walked out laughing. Each video hit over a million views. That’s what built my setup. That’s what pays for my Tesla.

Millennials don’t get it. They still think hard work means something. It doesn’t. They work 10-hour shifts wiping piss off sticky theater floors while zoomers turn the mess into content and monetize it. They are the new slave class. And the worst part? They’re proud of it.

Jared Hess, director best known for Napoleon Dynamite: a movie that derives most of its humour from weird line deliveries and being quotable

Name one aside from "dang it" "gosh" or "vote for Pedro." This shit was beyond insufferable in my high school years. Even niggers were quoting it and I STILL DON'T GET IT despite being around the lol so randumb era or the the internet.

Kyle said during a concert to "not miss next time" in reference to the first failed Trump asassination attempt.

Dont forget it also takes place in Idaho

Not cool

It isn't but why would your best friend of decades just say fuck you and throw you under the bus? At least just say he was being retarded. Now Kyle who was a huge part of JB's success is fucked.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

The culturally defining moment of gen z.

FLINT AND STEEEEEL

Fucked

I need to correct myself. He still has millions of dollars but I doubt he will be making more nor will we ever see another Tenacious D album. They were on tour when this happened and proceeded to cancel said tour.

I was never into Tenacious D when I was younger, but I listened to Kickapoo earlier, and it just blatantly steals the riff from Smells Like Teen Spirit at the end. Truly shameful.

I'm looking forward to the day zoomers realize you can't build a sustainable lifestyle off posting shit on TikTok and they have to get a real job with their complete lack of skills.

You think you're still going to be doing this when you're thirty? Forty? Fifty? You have the discipline to sock that money away now? Or are you pissing it away on shit you don't need?

And then you'll do what you always do. Blame someone else for your problems.

That's sorta the joke. They mock themselves. Listen to Tribute.

How is blatantly stealing a nirvana riff a joke? If you're going to just rip something off wholesale at least do it better like Phish did with Pantera's song Killers

Or better yet watch the fucking show/movie.

dude now is not the best time to build a sustainable lifestyle. How many years you think you have left?

You have to stop this.

You wouldn't get it because you were born after 9/11. Regardless they do have some nice jams which are actually completely original.

Your “real job” involves picking up popcorn and wiping shit off stalls, Unc. You specialize in broken seat repair and blaming Zoomers while scrubbing their mess. Don’t talk discipline when your entire retirement plan is hoping the manager forgets you exist.

I was born in 1991. I just thought tenacious D was cringe and gay, because they are. It's still just a stolen riff

that's the joke!

well I'm not laughing

well I'm not laughing

chicken jockey general

oh, irony.

KWAB. Zoomers are so terrified of working, they imagine every single job is manual labor.

no I think this whole thing is unironically an epic gamer moment. I still think tenacious D is gay and they stole a riff from one of the most famous songs of all time.

well I'm not laughing

Must suck to be a petty little faggot who doesn't get parodies which is what the entire Tenacious D concept was. T. also born in '91 and watched their show and movie with my father.

You really don't understand the concept of sampling or parody pieces do ya?

kek

ROOSTER RIDER

born in 1991

bros it’s one of the most famous songs of all time!!

It's.... LE PARODY

clearly isn't

at all

right so they stole a nirvana riff

How is this guy in so many big movies? King Kong, Tropic Thunder now this when his career should be dead. He doesnt seem likeable enough to schmooze Hollywood producers.

Still can't grasp sampling

Boy you're about to hate a lot of songs

Yes, Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana is one of the most well known songs of all time.

I don't even know what generation I hate the most anymore, boomers, zoomers or millennials.

Hahaha as opposed to literally any MJ song? You should follow Kurt's example and eat fucking lead.

I think you're just a little bitch

Do you lot really go online just to argue about anything anywhere? You must all like it at this point if its not bots.

It's the children who are wrong.

There are like generously 9 famous micheal jackson songs, regardless I am talking about one nirvana song and I am right.

You must all like it

Welcome to the fucking internet, Rasheed. You're over two decades too late.

CHICKEN PENIS

sampling is when you play an exact riff but sped up a little bit on your guitar at the end of your shitty song that sounds nothing like any other band but you call it a parody

you think you're so smart and you're retarded. No wonder you liked tenacious D

I concede. Born 1989.

Top 5 most famous songs of all time (globally recognized, culturally iconic, massive impact):
1. “Bohemian Rhapsody” – Queen
Operatic rock epic. Timeless, genre-defying, still charting decades later.
2. “Imagine” – John Lennon
Global peace anthem. Instantly recognizable piano intro. Universally quoted.
3. “Billie Jean” – Michael Jackson
Moonwalk moment. King of Pop. Beat, bassline, and legacy are untouchable.
4. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – Nirvana
Grunge explosion. Defined the ‘90s. Youth rebellion in song form.
5. “Hey Jude” – The Beatles
Longest #1 at its time. Epic singalong ending. Beatles at their peak.

idiot...

it just blatantly steals the riff from Smells Like Teen Spirit at the end

Based b8 poster, you almost got me to engage your post seriously for second there.

Liked? I still do. Smells Like Teen Spirit was accused of ripping off More Than a Feeling you absolute fuckhead.

how come the people defending this aren't the ones being invited to take part of it?
why are they on this site and not on the normal social media sites the people that do this hang out on?

I still do

that's sad. You should be exclusively listening to outlaw bluegrass, phish and japanese jazz fusion like me. You will NEVER like music

Can't say I find the modern design very appealing but what the fuck were they smoking with the '90s one.

Provide examples of Jap jazz fusion.

limits himself to specific genres

Certified pseud moment.

no argument

I accept your concession. Thanks for the test boost. Bye.

listen to Casiopea and branch out from there. Here's a couple of links though
youtube.com/watch?v=KLSuSwLOv8c&pp=ygUPdGltZSBvdXQgaGlyb21p
youtube.com/watch?v=CUdYzgTHR1Y&list=PLo7vLMy-RaWdsT8YhcdmPqQtwU7rsw2_1&index=1
I was being facetious. I like most stuff except for punk music and whatever you call that bullshit like 3 days grace and five finger death punch.

That's a different anon. So you'll not be providing me examples you zipperhead loving fuck?

Ah apologies. Time flies by so fast these days.

I love to take a day off, make a disguise, and go to a matinee showing. Usually a kids movie or PG-13 movie. Something I know will be empty. I'll sit in the back so I can't be seen from the projector room. Then about midway through I dump my drink and popcorn on the floor and shit a shit and piss on the floor. I use the arm rest to wipe my ass. Then I walk out the emergency exit and walk to my car and leave (I park a ways away). The idea of wagies having to clean this up is so satisfying. The best part is it probably sits and stews for multiple showings. My most masterful work was what I call the "coke float" where i shit in my coke and dumped it on the seat.

Alright. That is pretty fucking groovy, I'll admit.

But the first link literally has a white bassist and drummer and the guitarist May be from Osakan or something but he dresses like a fucking Kenyan.

Hiromi is usually a solo artist I just linked that song because I really like that song. My """"musical background"""" is being an acid burnout who follows around phish and other jam bands and that song is very similar to the stuff I used to go see.

He said the meme line. Those two words together are highly amusing.

It's cheaper/more efficient, and the only mission any publicly traded company has is to make as much money to the shareholders as possible.

Why is it that our random memes were absolutely brilliant, but the memes of the younger generation are completely and utterly retarded? Everything that the older generation said about our memes being moronic, which was wrong, is accurate about the younger generation's memes!

It's a tasty jam for sure but the only Japanese person is the cutie keyboardist. I assume she composes the music as well since you're calling it Japanese. Jap's do jazz pretty well sometimes. After all Cowboy Bebop exists.

Also Space Dandy

the meme that broke millennials

modern hollywood doesn't give a shit, as long as it's making people spend money on cheap popcorn and filling theater seats that were on the edge of collapse.

You will never compete with Sneed in a true it intellectual circle, zoomies.

you WILL clean up my huge mess zoomer wagies, and you will smile and like it.

because these are marketing group made "memes"

Zoomers are really desperate to feel like they are a part of something to where they
will ironically throw popcorn in a movie theater. They're all alienated and demoralized
losers who had no guidance but they are funny. But there's really no culture or worthwhile
thing to be a part of nowadays so they just aimlessly get into stupid shit that means nothing.
poor niggers

You’ll grow out of this phase or turn liberal and blame the rich.

I have to believe it's ironic, like that was one of the big lines every preview had so people are overreacting to it

Before this was kenough/barbenheimer
before that was morbin
before that was the minions suit

Organic homegrown v artificial corporate slop.

Cowboy Bebop

I’m a normie who was recommended that and dropped it at the tranny character. Thought they weren’t woke. No one is safe.

because the ones posting it here are millennials/gen x whose job is to work for marketing firms that specialize in viral marketing
youre getting mad at boomer bots and shills larping as hip young zoomers (mid 20s adult men) promoting the hot new thing on tiktok

companies have sort of locked in on taking advantage of them in this way. they all say they're above it, or they're too smart to fall for shit and then they just buy into all of it every time. then they just forget about it and fall for the next thing a few months later. also companies don't even have too try hard to release anything of quality or substance because they just consume it ironically. they're perfect niggercattle.

dude wtf, there were no trannies in 1998.

yeah Hiromi is the composer. That's why it's Hiromi's Sonic Bloom. She has a bunch of other albums either by herself or collaborative. Here's a TV related song
youtube.com/watch?v=Sjs9UOAQbuc

Jupiter Jazz (Parts 1 & 2)”, which are episodes 12 and 13 of Cowboy Bebop.

These episodes feature Gren, a character who was experimented on during the Titan War. The experiments caused Gren to develop female secondary sex characteristics (like breasts) while retaining male anatomy, making the character intersex.

Our mod worked for Ericsson Emodo who harvests data for advertising
one of their biggest clients was WB

kek I started this meme. I’m honored to see it lived on.

whos the guy that brought the chicken, do they ahve social media?

behold, a tranny

when are the shills going to realize that attacking boomers for being old makes little sense because gen z (who they larp as) are approaching 30 and this is a film for children under 13

A tragic character living a permanent identity crisis isn't woke. A man in a dress shaming everyone who doesn't call him a woman is woke.

You mop floors. They make money doing dumb pranks. You rant about marketing psyops like you’re onto something while cleaning up after people who actually matter.

You’re not exposing anything. They’re rich, you’re bitter, and Chicken Jockey still wins. Now get back to scrubbing the piss tiles. I left it wet for ya.

none of what you said is true
and you seriously need to get a real job or at least a promotion

We are 8(9 if you count today though) days away from the anniversary. Plans are already coming way on Anon Babble
Threads do not get deleted from the on-site archive for 3 weeks for this board
Apologize to those posters(or poster)

mate, you straight up are not funny and suck at trolling. you're giving me nothing to work with here. lurk moar nigger

Everything I don't like is shills

That's right.

yes

You are Jewish.

kek