men are masculine and heroic
young boy's story is at the forefront
women get sidelined
the movie's director is making fun of movie theater wagies
Snood gets her own Minecraft letsplay series on YouTube
It's the $1 billion recipe
Minecraft is BASED
The Minecraft movie is officially TND canon
Merchandise is also kino
This is the next pirates of the carribean
Minecraft 2 and 3 will be so kino
Warner Bros. & Legendary's A Minecraft Movie has passed the $500M global mark. The film grossed an estimated $79.6M internationally this weekend. Estimated international total stands at $269.6M, estimated global total stands at $550.6M.
Sonic 3 didn't even make 500 million in its entire run
What
men are masculine and heroic
starring Jack Black
Yeah, the joke is that Jack Black actually gets to play a hypercompetent action hero.
He is BIG
KINO
Anon Babblecels claimed minecraft movie was woke jewish propaganda
spammed WHAT DA HELL?! Black woman memes
spammed pink sheep tranny memes
spammed threads saying it will be a disaster
as soon as it’s a success claim it’s actually based
Chuds are pathetic lmao
every time....
I'm still not watching that slop.
chud buck sneed troon dilate seethe cope jew kike nigger coon rape saar jeet spic tranny
Jack Black in Zelda when?
Based
When we say "in minecraft" we are talking about this movie.
I still don't see whats supposed to be woke about the movie other there being a black person in it
the movie's director is making fun of movie theater wagies
Where? Post source
Literally nothing about it is but for months seething chuds claimed it was
"Dude [bad movie] is literally the best thing ever! It cured my cancer and brought my mom back from the grave!"
This joke has been boring for a decade now, but I guess every kid has to go through this phase
Yet if the movie bombed that would have been woke enough to explain it.
Also your hero Stone Toss is a mexican with a mutilated penis.
the minecraft movie saved warner bros
lol and lmao
You didn't answer my question
You didn’t ask a question. You’ve been owned.
The people who are imagining months of chuds saying it will flop is hilarious what kind of mental illness is this?
I wont see it after they did ourgirl valkyrae dirty
but Sonic 3 is good
The people who are imagining months of chuds saying it will flop is hilarious what kind of mental illness is this?
No
Do you find yourself constantly worrying and thinking about things that might have or could have happened instead of what is actually happening?
Lynchian.
The Top 5 markets for Minecraft so far:
The UK ($39.8M), China ($20.3M), Germany ($18.9M), Mexico ($18.7M) and Australia ($18.5M). For China: "Despite the current geopolitical discord, the movie was No. 1 in that market on both Saturday and Sunday, and is in a tight race with a local title for the weekend win." Coming up - Japan and Korea releases
That's enough for me. I dont wanna see blacks
Mamoa is feminilized with long hair and pink clothes
loud black lady
obese disgusting main character
girl boss
jewy trust fund kid
FUCK OFF
What kid would want a toy of the fat black woman?
Took my daughter to see it. I never played minecraft but it was a fun movie, had jokes for adults and had zero pozzed shit.
I dont remember anybody saying it was woke. Like 3 people probably said that in passing and it stuck with you for some reason. I can find quite a few posts in the archive saying it was gonna make money, though.
Kek. /poltv/tards did it for Barbie as well. Love how hypocritical the posters on this shithole of a website are.
WAIT WHAT, literally comfytown
What does any on right have to do with minecraft?
its literally a tiny Steve's Lava Chicken dummy!
Oh I thought that was a holy hand grenade.
Jared Hess keeps inserting leftist talking points in interviews over the years (wants a female prez, Black/Momoa are gay for each other), but his movies skew towards WM-centrism.
Kibo
Based