Jason Mamoa plays Garret Garrison

I didn't want to do this, Karl.

All I wanted was an apology and fifty grand for what I lost.

Fifty thousand and a "I'm sorry," Karl. That's it.

That's half a video, Karl. Half of one video you shit out in a weekend.

Now look. Look at this. Look at me.

Look at what you made me do.

Look at what you made me do to you.

Karl's next video is just a list of sponsors that runs for 10 minutes then a five minute video explaining why the austrailian courts are fucking rigged

I don't understand how he keeps winning all the time. I mean yeah its hilarious that he does but at the same time he's objectively a cheater and somehow he wins the lawsuits against everyone who calls him one.

I mean yeah its hilarious that he does but at the same time he's objectively a cheater

Its a fucking video game, who cares
Anyone who wants to see him dragged to court to answer for the crime of cheating a record 40+ years ago is retarded.

YOU COME AT THE KING
YOU BEST NOT MISS

why would somebody try to sue him in court? i cant even wrap my head around it.

Terminally online

Are you confused, anon? He's the one who cares so much that he sues anyone who calls him a cheater. As far as I know no one has ever sued him for cheating.

Its funny that people care so much about it too since he's not even remotely close to having the record anymore. His high score was like 800,000 and now people are scoring 1,200,000

Is Jason Mamoa's Minecraft character loosely based off of Billy Mitchell?

If so, I'm sure he wins in the film.

karl thought it was free money

actually, that's what karl wanted: billy getting dragged into court and losing.
that's why he didn't want to settle. he wanted billy to sue and take matters into court.
the problem was that karl is autistic and didn't actually have any way of winning.

Its funny that people care so much about it

karl's crusade was the one keeping billy relevant. if not for karl, billy would've faded into obscurity for most of the public.

why do Billy threads get deleted? what board is more appropriate for discussing the Jobst/Mitchell trial?

based off of

do you mean 'based on'?
'based off of' would mean the opposite, i.e. completely unrelated to,

probably not, now Peter Dinklage's character in pixels on the other hand was about as blatant as you can get

Why does he wear his hair like a dark sorcerer's cloak?

Mmmmm, wouldn't wanna mess with him

Would you watch a movie about Billy and a party of awkward outcasts stuck in Donkey Kong?

POW BLOCK

crowd erupts

Nobody tries to sue Billy. Billy is the one who always goes for the lawsuits.

Hello you absolute legends. Today I'm going to tell you about my clever new plot to screw Billy Mitchell out of even more money. I have downloaded ChatGPT to a computer, and have listed that computer as an asset for a company I own called AI Law LLC. I then fired my lawyers, and hired AI Law LLC to represent me. Because I own AI Law, I can charge whatever I want in legal fees, and have chosen to charge myself $1 trillion. As we all know, after the case is settled, the loser will have to pay the winner's legal fees. When I win, Billy will owe me $1 trillion. And by have an AI as a lawyer, I cannot lose, because AI cannot lie.

Peter Dinklage was honestly the perfect casting choice for a Billy Mitchel parody.

Probably that getting a high score is more impressive than speed running

Imagine having to pay $1 million to a guy who humiliates you like this every day

ACK

I don't understand why this became a "thing". Who cares about this guy and what did he do?

He WON

It's a thing because Billy is so determined to protect his high score achievement 100 years ago that it borders between lolcow and pretty based because he always keeps winning

it blows my mind that there hasn't been a Billy Mitchell biopic yet. This guy's whole story would make a perfect movie or series

anyone who follows fishtank people after the show is not human

wait is that what this character is? i was wondering why he looked like that. kino idea to be desu.

why does billy's hair look like that? no texture, no wave, just completely flat

did he get laid afterwards?

Perhaps

And you could have it all
My empire of dirt

tags: force-feminization john-fucking-numbers ocarina-of-time

good for some, not for others

It’s a thing because a bunch of Reddit trannies watched a bias documentary and have obsessed over the dude and slandering him for nearly two decades.

actually hes more DrDisrespect than that faggot, because he actually won

but hes Uncle Rico turned up, its the same director

more of this please

Nah the garbage man didn't cheat.

Always have a plan

Still lost to Warner Brothers over a regular show episode

There's a Donkey Kong killscreen coming up.

Fucking kek. Nice one anon

He won so hard that he made Cosmo into a troon

Thing is nobody can prove that he actually cheated, at least in the way the word cheated implies. He broke the rules, submitting records on an emulated copy of the game, invalidating his score attacks and then lied about playing on emulator. His scores should have been invalidated for not meeting the proper conditions, but people are acting like he used savestates or made up scores wholesale like Todd Rogers did when that's not the case. Somehow, people are more butthurt about him playing on emulator than people using savestates and then stitching them together in a video, to the point where this Karl Yobst will accuse him of driving a man to suicide.

Hey let me sue the guy who's been trough the courts for multiple decades and extracted millions trough suing people

im sure to win

honestly what was karl thinking

he was unironically thinking about cock