Walk into the theater

lights dim

the sound of crawfish shells cracking fills his kinoplex

kipper snacks

based

I know what I'd rather have

i tried to snack those with my kino but they stink the entire room

Wtf is korma sauce? Cum?

most retarded meme of a board is always the first to get crossposted

Kill yourself.

A real deen eater wouldnt settle for King Oscar at the theater.

if you don't put sardines on saltines with a few drops of hot sauce then you are a retarded gorilla and deserve to be dragged into the street and publicly lynched

mackerel

It tastes like I should be balancing a beach ball on my nose for treats.

how the fuck do you even get this on a plane when I get shit from TSA security if I have a half empty can of soda?

Restaurants inside the airport.

retard
skin color

I can imagine all of you losers sitting at the weirdo table during school lunch sperging out over sardines while other kids laugh at you.

thinks I was allowed to sit at the weirdo table

they all had like 20 friends apiece, those oblivious spergs.

Nah you can bring all kinds of food through airport security, it's only liquids that have restrictions. The airport in Portland Maine has stores that will sell you live lobsters in TSA approved containers.

I had a layover in China once and there was a store in the duty free zone selling whole ass crabs. Always stuck with me because, if you're in duty free, you're getting on a flight. Who the hell is taking whole crabs on a flight? The Chinese, I guess.

I'm so ashamed. I bought canned chicken, instead of what I thought was tuna. Why is Nihongo ga so hard.

47 year old wearing his high school letterman, the post

imagine being such a pussy you care what other people think about what you eat lmao. I can imagine you at home crying to your mom because she didn't pack you the cool kids lunch

mogs you

pickled liver fluke

my favorite

I usually gently swallow a table spoon of Carolina reaper powder before going to the movie theatre so that I can write my name on the wall with diarrhoea.
I have signed 18 theatres.

walk into the theater

find my seat

opening trailers start playing

open up a nice can of Surstromming

everyone pukes instantly and leaves

there are people itt who don't know the joys of devouring white anchovies while watching kino

Absolutely top tier creamy fishy goodness

he doesn’t bring his canned chicken into this local plex

The airport in Portland Maine

Still inside the airport though, isn't it?
Pretty much every airport doesn't have anything on the side of airport security.

jit trippin

it says right there

yakitori

I'm not even a huge weeb and even I know that means chicken

as soon as the can is punctured by the can opener it squirts a steady stream of stink juice onto the surroundings as well as a fine mist of pure stank filling the room.

I eat nothing in drink nothing when I go to the movie theater

I remember a duty free at one of the Shanghai airports that have furniture made of marble and jade, pieces that weighed over 1000 lbs, and cost $100k. I'm guessing they'd have to ship it to you and that price point shipping might be less than VAT, but it's still wild.

I thought yakitori just meant the style of japanese grilled meat kebabs. My favorite were the bacon wrapped scallops on a skewer.

Based and respectfull of etiquette anon

I thought that's what their shish kebabs were called. Also, full disclosure, I didn't look at any of the script. I've almost completely given up on learning to read other languages. I just saw the picture of white meat. I'm pretty sure I also got some imitation crab meat, though.

i dont even eat anything when i watch a movie at home. just eat beforehand. unless you are watching Satantango you should be able to endure 2 hours without stuffing your face.

Fag

you people need to up your kinosnacks game. the oil in the can elevates any rice dish or movie theater seat cushion

looking at wikipedia it specifically means skewered chicken but is sometimes used as a catch-all term for skewered meats, so fair

My gf once laughed too hard while we were watching Fury Road and puked onto a bald guy in front of us. She was anorexic at the time and eating a normal sized meal before the kino made her sick.

to be fair I just sat at the bar and ordered one of everything and as much unagi as I can stomach

Don't forget the pretzels

You put burgers in with the popcorn?

Deenz has to one of the worst Anon Babble meme in existence

meme?

this nigga doesn't know about whoppers

Chocolate covered malted milk balls.
Great on their own, and they make a good topping for stuff, like if you have a bowl of ice cream, put a couple of those in there.

This makes my penis very chubby. Small but packs a punch!

J/k - I have a huge one. But one time me and my buddy snuck in beer bottles for Dumb and Dumber 2 and I dropped one on the floor but right on it's bottom and the pressure shot beer straight up in the air like a big gushy sardines turd. Landed on the dude and his wife in front of me. They spoke to each other but never turned around.

Anybody know what a "pissy-shitty" is?

It's Anon Babble theater lore from the UK (where all the hotties live). But I forget what it was?

for me? it's bbq sauce mackerel, also morrisons brand

It's a mild, creamy curry

You say that like it's a bad thing

mfw snagged 2 cases of king oscars in extra virgin olive oil working out to $2/can last week off amazon

skinless and boneless

Are you a woman or a faggot? The bones are the best part.

pissy-shitty

That's when you pee in somebody's popcorn tub as a prank

Jesus what a faggot

Where does the shitty come in?

I'm inclined to try it, seeing as I have a strong tolerance for fish and cheese odors. A pungent smell usually means the taste is great. Anyone who's tried it would care to tell me if I'm wrong?

What fucking airport restaurant is serving someone like 10 pounds worth of seafood and serving it in those tin trays you get st the grocery store?

Idk, I was just guessing. Imagine holding your mom's popcorn when she went to the bathroom and you just pissed in the bag. And then she eats it all.

Get a load of Mr. Moneybags here

In this case I think the smell is more due to the fish being almost rotten.

rotten cheese is the best so this would probably be too

Herring in tomato sauce is so goddamn good.
Crack open a pack of saltines and i'm cleaning out that can.