Why is it apparently so hard to write stories about a rich British chick with big boobs who goes around murdering people while looking for cool treasures in exotic locations, with occasional intermezzos of her living the high life? Is it a budget issue?
Why is it apparently so hard to write stories about a rich British chick with big boobs who goes around murdering...
The Angelina Jolie movies were that.
Every single part of her character is heretical to the social conventions of 2025, most especially of a hollywood writer's room and yet it's a massively recognizable IP that's due for a milking
due for a milking
just like her massive BOOBS ahahaahaha
I played some of these games many years ago, but I think I skipped every cutscene aside from the first one with the wolves. Does Lara have a boyfriend or anything in the series? Despite all the hype around Lara’s sexinessI remember the games as being fairly asexual. Or maybe I was just too young to get the innuendos.
I do know that Tomb Raider always had a disproportionately large female fanbase compared to other action games, so producers shouldn’t worry about crossover appeal.
sex with big suze
Have you seen british chicks IRL?
It's a pretty stupid idea tbf, she's not actually an appealing character
Because Lara Croft is not a character, she's just eye candy
I finished TR3 last week. Yeah, I only like the first two games. 3 and beyond get really iffy with level quality.
tomb raider 3 is responsible for my tight jeans fetish. i remember making lara crawl through a vent with those jeans on and i jerked off about 10 times that night
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Why are there so many files on Anon Babble with this naming scheme? Is it phone posters or shills? eglin air force base?
What's going on here
20 million per year is not enough in this economy
Phoneposting probably because it’s extremely easy to ban evade on a phone.
I watched a few episodes of fleabag it fucking sucks, why is this chick popular?
It's an iPhone image file name.
Not anymore since the whole 900 second thing.
She’s nobility.
I do like Fleabag, particularly the second season.
She’s nobility.
Ah true, should've been able to tell from the lack of talent and double-barrel surname.
This is pretty much what you want to watch.
But she isn't, that's the thing. Lara Croft is actually extremely competent but the fact she's an attractive woman distract everyone from that.
Because Hot chicks are "problematic" to ugly chicks. Because it's not "PC" for a white woman to kill non-white people. Because treasure hunting is "stealing from other cultures" (who will destroy their own heritage out of ignorance or pure hate). Because showing her enjoying "high life" is condoning rich people enjoying life, which is offensive to marxists.
Because we live in the time where the worst people in the world have control of the most popular IPs and want to destroy them because they hate their lives and want to ruin anything they can touch for the smallest amount of legacy and remembrance.
Remember when they fought to get booth babes removed and all that did was take jobs away from other women?
Those women who worked as booth babes, either by great genetics or hard work, lost their jobs to screeching harpies who hated that they got attention more than them.
It's no surprise that the rise of women and homosexuals in the industry has led to such a downfall to the point where even regular people who don't care about identity politics are wondering why the ugly heffer in Dragon Age Veilguard is crying about pronouns.
Is this good?
As good as Charmed, Hercules and maybe Xena.
You can't sell a british aristocrat stealing treasures from other cultures around the world
I play tabletop role-playing games and they recently released a tomb raider RPG where you explicitly play blue-haired sjw Snowflake cripples who go around the world rescuing artifacts from 2025 Nazis,
Just look at the state of the English roses
Because what works in video game doesn't necessarily works in film.
Pretty goofy. I hate the DnD wheelchair stuff... I can bring someone back from the dead but I can't get a different person to stand up?
Have you seen British women? You either have to train an american to do a convincing english accent (hard) or you'll have to do with some obese omni-fupa'd britslag with an umbilical cord of cum fixating her to the nearest club toilets.
its basically female indiana jones with big tits, if you cant write that then hollywood is dead
Mutt calling other people obese
When I first played 3 I would've agreed with you, but I replayed it a few years ago knowing how bullshit it is and loved it.
if you cant write that then hollywood is dead
indiana jones
Have you seen the last movie?
I'm british
But that's the point, nobody would've ever liked Indiana Jones if he was a woman
Fappable.
I really hate seeing that thing in her forehead.
It's Gorbachev all over again
Imagine Julia Benson around 2010.
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She's supposed to be an active actress and model, but googling her you only get hundreds of results from her short stint as Lara back when Legends was coming out in 2006.