This dinosaur jedi actually thought he could beat Count Dooku and Jango Fett at the same time

I've always thought his hand is coming way too close to his lightsaber blade. I don't get why most lightsabers don't have ridiculous guards or even a guard at all considering how even grazing the blade means you lose a hand

The camera pulls back to Nedry laughing in the shadows

Dinosaur man

Should've held on to his butts

The EU just went ahead and made it so Jango Fett's blasters are impervious to lightsabers or some dorky shit

I agree. This shot always bothered me

Invisible force gloves

lil bro

:skull:

Kill yourself

I don't remember that shot in the actual movie. Looks like just a poorly made promo

This was literally the first battle of the clone wars

He's warming his hands up with the heat from the blade, retard.

He's a jedi, not a normal alien/person

be dinosaur

go extinct before all the fun shit

There are rare metals which a lightsaber won't cut through instantly. It's not really a bizarre concept.

Coleman Trebor's name was derived from that of Rob Coleman of Industrial Light & Magic ("Trebor" is "Robert" backward).

Bravo George!

And yet all those Jedis who died didn't know about any clones yet

The blade doesn't give off heat

It's funny you mention that because this image was used in the cover art for a book the Glove of Darth Vader

Yeah he probably would have really enjoyed seeing his order bogged down in a galactic war and then getting wiped out.

Same thing with Trebor mints

It's so fucking hot when the gunships come and and shoot missiles at those little death star looking orbs

I always thought AotC was the worst Star Wars movie of the original 6 but the whole battle of Geonosis is pretty sick

Being unaware of the facts doesn't change them

wish I was a gunner on one of those little see through glass ball guns
even if the life expectancy was shit it'd be worth it to just beam right through the enemy

If you really want to be so pedantic, the Clone Wars didn't start until Yoda says "begun the Clone Wars have"

permanent spinosaurs Ls

Trioculus installs a sonic weapon into the glove instead of a motor to jerk himself off

Missed opportunity

Yoda was stating a fact, after the fact.

Thanks for the reminder to watch the Geonosis battle on YouTube. That, the battle of Hoth, the Endor space battle and the opening of Revenge of the Sith are pretty much my favorite Star Wars scenes

fucking autist

WE GOT ONE

Mace Windu whacks one of them cleanly in half before decapitating Jango, I don't know why they'd bother.

Erm... Yoda clearly says "Begun, the Clone Wars have" AFTER Geonosis. Sorry buddy you're wrong.

gotta hand it to zoomers, they really managed to perfect talking in the most obnoxious and annoying way that is humanly possible. if the point of internet trolling is to get a rise out of other people while remaining calm, perfecting the art of zoomerspeak is all you need.

They’re copying how niggers write on shitter and chinktok.

master Coleman died too soon to have a Clone Wars arc

Gone too soon, dinobros.....

He was called dinosaur man by his former lovers child in Jurassic Park 3. The butts line is in part one. Close but no cigarette.

Maybe just don't try to be a hero and take on a sith lord and an elite bounty hunter alone. What a dork.

Sometimes it really feels like Star Wars has too many alien species. Like when did you see another one of these dinosaur niggas ever again?

he's got a massive blind spot too

THERE GOES MY HERO

Jango even does a cowboy revolver pistol flip after killing Coleman. So humiliating.