Yellowjackets thread

Aerosmith edition

1 day after finale

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The /buzz/ is truly dead. Who knew assassinating your main characters and misleading the audience for no reason would result in such.

shit fucking show i hope it gets canceled cant watch it anymore

Been waiting at least 3 years since the pilot foe them to finally reveal who they were hunting and eating. It didn't feel as good as the original concept shots from s1e1

Half the problem is they let it build up too long. There really wasn't anything that was going to satisfy the audience. They should have just revealed who was who in hints and flashbacks.

Then half the main characters are cartoonishly evil and we've never been given a real explanation for it. The overall plot in both timelines is stupid contrived and relies on characters doing things that make no sense at all.

That's without getting into the retconning bullshit. There were 8 in the pilot. Now there are, like, 13. How exactly are they going to weed out another 5 characters with help on the way? Or are another 4 characters just going to pop up despite never being mentioned before?

Just bullshit.

Just marathoned the finale. I will never understand why shows spend entire seasons meandering, progressing the plot at a snail's pace, and then decide to escalate at the speed of light.

That's without getting into the retconning bullshit. There were 8 in the pilot. Now there are, like, 13. How exactly are they going to weed out another 5 characters with help on the way? Or are another 4 characters just going to pop up despite never being mentioned before?

Yeah I'm pretty confused at this. The only thing that makes any kind of sense is that it's going to take them months to be found still so the hunts continue until then, but I'm not sure if that's reasonable. I really don't think it should take that long when people know they are out there, and the frog people should have shared their travel plans with authorities or family members or something. Plus, you would think imminent rescue would cause most of them to be reluctant to keep doing it.

Also, did Jeff literally read like 10 pages of one journal or what? The show made it clear the entire time that he knew everything and yet now he is supposedly blindsided by it all.

And then there's Melissa, literally none of that shit makes sense.

And of course the fact that Shauna has literally zero supporters and yet somehow is still getting everyone to do what she wants, like staying behind in the first place.

What a waste, this show could have been so much more.

sell me on this show
booba?

Top Citizen Detective and Soul Reaper of Wiskayok Residential for the Elderly
anyways I'm out fuck this show

fine, I'll say it: mari was boring. your yellowfever does not make her a good character

You know they were hungry like 20 minutes after they ate her.

WERE LIVING ON THE EEDGGGGEE

it's so corny and dumb that it kind of rolls over into kino

Some anons were right even 3 years ago.
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/162003076/#162018273

why wasnt it a terrible cover by a girl?

kek
I think she's mexican though

how are they going to keep this show going when these highschoolers are turning 30? i'm tired of these shows taking multiple years to make between seasons we need network jews back to whip them into getting this shit done and on the air fast like the old days.

I can't imagine season 4 will have much set in the wilderness.

the plan is likely to show them back in highschool trying to adapt to normal life the next season

Alexa Barajas is Mexican/Canadian actress born in Guadalajara, Mexico before moving to Vancouver, Canada at the age of eleven. Alexa is most well known for her recent work as Teen Mari on Showtime's original 10-time Emmy Nominated series, Yellowjackets.

how could shauna be so retarded to ask who the card was intended for when she stepped in line one card before it was drawn? all she had to do is look to she who was standing to the right of mari

my sister looks exactly like young natalie

you deserve everything that's gonna happen to you

What did she mean by this?

BUUUUUUURNOUT

LMFAO are women insane

she literally just lost weight

just posting Queen Shauna

Lottie is the One True Queen, Shauna is a pretender to the throne

Did they ever reveal who died in the pilot. Also did they stop leaning into the supernatural bullshit that they were doing in S2.

yes/there is no supernatural bs. lottie is just insane

It didn't even take place at the same time of day as the scene in the pilot, there's also a bunch of extra people who shouldn't be there. They really fucked up the last two episodes. I could forgive pretty much everything else people complained about up to this point but now I don't care if the do another season.

Supernatural was confirmed in season 1 and repeatedly since then.

Supernatural deniers just reveal their own ignorance.

Just marathoned the finale. I will never understand why shows spend entire seasons meandering, progressing the plot at a snail's pace, and then decide to escalate at the speed of light.

This is what killed the walking dead, entire seasons with only two real episodes and the rest as filler of endless boring 'meaningful' conversation and pointless boring monologs about absolutely nothing but muh feelings

higher than travis on mushroom tea

still denying the supernatural

you're dumber than the fucking writers

name one thing that was actually supernatural

Lottie speaking french when she didn't know a lick of it.

how is that supernatural

It's called possession, dumdum.

I feel like the show only works because they are retarded teenagers making retarded decisions, but then you get season 3 and its like these people are psychopaths who like to eat people because its fun

just because she was bad at french in class doesnt mean she didnt retain anything. you are reaching. jackie was a bitch and was jealous lotties french was better

next

eat people because its fun

it is fun
you're the one reaching lmao, she spoke fluent french not some basic high school french 101
now go away denier

This. Lottie is the true cult leader with fall guys to take the shit if anything goes wrong.

Every girl needs a Jackie friend. If you didn't have one growing up, you probably turned out wrong.

jackie admitted to being bad at french herself but somehow managed to translate. she was speaking basic words. it was not fluent, you are acting like she spent hours reading the great gatsby in french

Shaunabros stay winning

Van waking up on the airplane after she died

lmao you guys so badly want this show to be LOST buts its not and never will be

The airplane blowing up in s1

misty sabotage

The entity flying through the air before knocking the snow on to Jackie.

there was no entity. my god

What? Is that true?

When she spoke French while possessed it was with a high level of understanding like it was her first language. Where as she should have been the equivalent of an esl poster here, at best.

on multiple occasions she sabotaged them being able to be rescued. its more plausible than supernatural happenings

atteindre

Usually the Shaman and the Chief are both leaders of the tribe

Dark tai knowing where the symbol trees were and regular tai calling Van on the unplugged phone.

she's cute

No

Leonard is just chilling on Jackie's room 25 years later.

they wanted to use this song in S1 but couldn't afford it

Should have stuck to smaller bands. This season had some terrible music in places. This and Limp Bizkit.

Yeah, they've established that basically the whole camp is against Shauna, Lottie and Tai. How the fuck are they going to maintain control until help arrives? I have no idea how long the gap was between 1 and 2.

Most of their decisions seemed fairly logical for the first 2 seasons, find water, find shelter, hunt for food.

You're not a woman you tranny scum.

somehow managed to translate

She managed to catch a few words

Yeah, they establish that in S1 in doomcoming. Lottie is the shaman, Shauna is the leader.

You're really stretching to maintain this poor attempt at baiting. It has nothing to do with lost.
Natalie and van both ending up back on the plane is just more proof of the supernatural.

Marimorons how are we holding up

I cried when our peabrained princess died and I'm still bummed now. I can't believe she's really gone....

Does Tai know Van was trying to fix the phone

my god

Not the wilderness God? It's clearly a pov shot and there was a similar one which led go lotties possession.

It's been a long time since I felt angry at a show for killing off a character I liked.

Shauna is the leader.

Shauna was only the butcher.

was she the one who died in the pilot.

No, but they retconned it to be so.

The teen timeline in S2 was alright if a bit drug out with hallucinations. S3 is really where it goes off the rails.

The leader is whoever Lottie decides so it's a not a real position

Doesn't seem like it.
She's the arm of the shaman. #1 and #2. They should have just done that at the end of S2 instead of wasting time with Nat who did nothing. A slow decent would have worked better than the jarring skip at the end of the season.

True, enough. Which is also part of the retarded shit.

dude, lottie's nuts

just let her pick who leads

I guess they hadn't accepted she was a loony until after she axed that guy and ate his brain matter.

It was fairly clear that she was going to die because she became a main character out of nowhere after two seasons of being in the cuck shed with Gen and Akilah and Hat. Once I noticed that the writers were really invested in making the audience like Mari, I knew it was for a bad reason. But I was already a fan of 80 IQ instigating sidekick Mari so I was happy to see the added screentime, even if they did turn her into an innocent and naive disney princess. (Mari for Snow White...)
Shauna nearly beat Lottie to death though, which is why she's really in charge. She doesn't care about muh wilderness and just ignores their customs whenever she pleases.

instead of wasting time with Nat who did nothing

Besides providing food and stable leadership for months, just because they didn't show Natalie's reign on screen. The group was clearly thriving for months and in am arguably better position than during the pre winter period where they actually had a cabin.

Things still made sense up until them just abandoning Natalie for plot purposes and then shanua telling everyone they can't leave, despite Natalie and Travis both holding weapons and the majority of the group still wanting to leave.

Besides providing food

She didn't. You forget they starved for half a year and the only person that provided food was Lottie's miracles. Gen proved to be a far better provider than she ever did.

stable leadership for months

She didn't. She operated in summer the greenery returned, hid coach scott, aided problems in festering and did no "leading" at all. Or they'd already have left.

The group "thrived" because of everyone else. Nat did absolutely nothing other than force them to spend weeks in the cold when she knew there was a warm cave nearby.

main character out of nowhere after two seasons of being in the cuck shed with Gen and Akilah and Hat.

The rest of them were always glorified extras but mari often had dialogue.

Shauna kept them all hostage in the woods and Natalie saved all their lives. end of story.

Yeah yeah I almost wrote for you not to bother to reply in my last post, I've heard all your bullshit before and shit it all down before too, go to the archive if you want to read it again.

"I was just decoy, biatch"
tfw season began with a Mari sacrifice so the other girls could win, and the season ended with a Mari sacrifice so the other girls could win. Saint Mari, wilderness Jesus.

Them not leaving in Spring never made any real sense.

The core problem is they used the time jump to summer to handwave issues out and in. The food problems went away--how they survived feeding the whole group until game came back is never explained. They weren't all living on Javi. Spring arriving on a calendar doesn't mean it suddenly gets warm and animals come back.

Then suddenly plotlines appear out of nowhere. Shauna's a total sociopath. Why? She wasn't at the end of S2. What exactly was the beef between her and Mari? Never explained. Since when the fuck was Travis some kind of oracle? That's a total asspull.

Then you have the frog bullshit. Do frogs scream? Yes, some do, but those aren't even Canadian frogs. They're not that loud. Then you have the fact that the gang somehow didn't notice an army of frogs and that's where the noises were from. They're camped right next to a stream for fuck's sake.

Everyone just does what the plot tells them. It's fucking stupid. The writers just expect fans to fill in the blanks for them because they have 2 years invested into the story already.

Natalie saved all their lives. end of story.

Pretty sure it was a group effort. Tai just didn't know that.

can't actually argue anything

Standard. But to be expected from people defending this show.

She was a brave Italian huntress, and in this thread Natalie Scatorccio is a hero. End of story.

If only she was a bit smarter she wouldn't have ran into the hole.

What exactly was the beef between her and Mari? Never explained.

There is no beef. Shauna hates Mari because Mari is not affected by the situation they're in and is acting like they're on a field trip, which made Shauna seethe more and more as time went on. Mari was 2 stoopid to understand that acting like a bitchy highschooler might not be safe away from society where people can just do whatever they want to you.

not enough teenage lesbian cannibals in this teenage lesbian cannibals show is the core problem all other problems stem from
hag timeline should have just been misty as the only POV character. none of the others are remotely interesting

shit i made up

There was never an issue between them at all except a scuffle over Mari wanting Jackie's clothes. No other problems all through S1/S2.

Shauna had far bigger demonstrated issues with the cult shit but doesn't hate those people like Mari. The writers just pass it off as 'teen girl shit'. It's fucking dumb. Meanwhile they spend half an episode on the interpersonal relationships of a frog fondling group, 2 of which die almost immediately.

They do this shit because they don't actually have any answers, but they know fans will fill in the blanks for them even if it makes no sense. The same reason they never actually explain the weird shit.

don't mind me lads, just a normal bear doing normal bear things

complaining about bad writing

Have you seen the creators of this thing? If you thought this wasn't going to be a mess, I don't know what to tell you. Just watch for cute girls because that's all you might get.

are we getting s4?

i masturbated to sophie nélisse’s feet today.

The bear was high on gas

Shauna's a total sociopath. Why? She wasn't at the end of S2. What exactly was the beef between her and Mari? Never explained.

At first I was fine to go along with it as I read it as the grief and trauma from losing the baby and anger at not being chosen as the leader but then they just kept escalating it to the point where it got beyond ridiculous with the "no one is leaving" shit and her cartoonish glee at the prospect of killing mari.

Since when the fuck was Travis some kind of oracle? That's a total asspull.

Part of me thinks the retarded feminist writers wished they hasn't killed Travis off early in the hag timeline, because that meant they had to keep him around but they couldn't have him be to powerful or useful as in their eyes that would diminish the girls. So they couldn't allow him to be the main hunter, with maybe one of the other girls tagging along, they had to cuck and drug fuck him
After the last two episodes I hope not.

TRAIN KEPTA ROLLIN’

nélisse

Portuguese?

me in the back keeping watch for my students

Portuguese?

You're just a fucking burger mutt shut the fuck up faggot.

it was gas

in the wide open air

it was sick from the mine

where's the mine?

the huge bear was drunk!

on what?

They lost me when they tried to claim a brake booster failing means you can't stop your car. The rational explanations may just as well be supernatural. They're even more far-fetched.

Fuck you.

Who out of the teen cast is going to have a good career when the show is over? Soapy and Ella already made it to the big time. Courtney will probably keep doing indie movies but I don’t see her becoming a big celebrity, because she is quiet and reserved and pretty much invisible when she’s not onscreen, which is respectable but not good for a career in the public eye. I think Sammi will keep being main cast members on long running shows for her entire career. Melissa Hat will never be seen again. I don’t know about Sophie because she’s a french canuck. She has a French language movie coming out next month. I guess she’ll just stay in canuckslop forever which is a waste because she’s a good actor.

It's obvious never never planned it out past S1. Maybe they had an idea here or there, but they never put any thought into it or Travis would have died in the wilderness which, frankly, would make the story better.

The truth hurts

Misty should show spread eagle pussy in season 4

The canucks will keep doing canuck stuff unless they move to LA. They're all pretty good actors, but it's hard to get anything going unless you bite the bullet or are a nepobaby. I can see them probably just doing TV unless a miracle hits.

Ella is the only one who'll have a long-running career. She's british which is a premium for mutt productions. Soapy's career ends with YJ. Her looks are tanking hard and fast and her acting ability is just crying.

I liked the dynamic between Travis and the girls In season 1 and his relationship with Natalie but they just stripped him of all personality as the show went on, so you're probably right that killing him off instead of reducing him to a nothing character would have been the better option.

None will have much of a career after and Ella will fade, eventually.

Travis death mystery was nothingburger, I wonder what the original plan was. I still think Lottie was originally intended to be the villain, they set that up vibe at the end of season 1. Then Simone played her sinister as fuck but they just never did anything.

Soapy is the only one making movies right now. Heretic and Companion were hits. She's got loads more lined up.

nta but I think this shit is on purpose to show a man like Travis being weak and inept in an extreme situation, it's like a wet dream for those feminist hacks but still they're such shitty writers that they can't even do that right and he became a non character
would've liked to se his and nat's descent into hell together after getting back from the wild but this isn't the kind of show for that so yeah it's better they had actually killed him
like the other guy said, they probably didn't plan jack shit after season 1 and hag lottie is a huge proof of that

I remember reading an interview saying she was meant to be the big bad of S2 or something. Who knows what that actually means on this show, though. She still kind of was.

That whole thing got derailed by the complete fucking retardation of his death circumstance. I'm still having trouble believing they actually expected us to believe that, but then S3 came along and all that shit was just as retarded.

Her looks are tanking hard and fast

This doesn’t matter after you’ve already made it to the table and established yourself. I mean she’s playing the younger version of an actress who hasn’t been hot since the 90s, but she’s still acting now because she garnered fans with her looks in those 90s movies.

Maybe Hag Soapy can be in Yellowjackets 2.

Heretic and Companion were hits

LOL

Most of the mains are making movies . Nelisse and Eaton do Canuck indie shit. Nelisse's in some horror flick with Dafne Keen coming out sometime. Hanratty was pregnant so she wasn't doing much.

I don't think any will have huge careers, but they'll all probably keep working.

It would be better if they actually had just made him a total woods incompetent, like a bookworm or something. Instead they made him hunter in S1.

But honesty, it's not just Travis. Even Ben. Originally he was meant to start the fire. That's an interesting character development and would have made sense after seeing the aftermath of the hunt. Instead they turned him into gay jesus.

This is one of those shows that tries to be 'feminist' but actually ends up being misogynist by making all the men total weaklings and all the women damaged sociopaths incapable of self-reflection. But hey, they're stronk!

I've only heard of the movies Soapy was in from normies who don't even watch this show

It would be better if they actually had just made him a total woods incompetent, like a bookworm or something.

yeah that would've been nice too and it'd contrast better with Nat in their relationship, the sheltered nerd and the burnout alt girl
yeah I wrote about ben in the last thread and how it would've been better if he just went full predator on them and tried to kill them one by one cause of of his guilt of failing to stop them from becoming psychos and to stop them from getting out of the woods and taking their craziness and possibly the entity with them all while going insane and paranoid about the entity trying to stop him cause of visions he can't discern from reality like the ones with paul
but oh well

No, you haven't because fags spamming it on here are the only ones who know her name.

*but oh well can't show a fag as a murderous psycho, ben just burning the cabin probablygot stopped in the writer's room right after season 2 ended

I didn't say anyone watched them for her. Most people in real life don't watch movies because of actors. It's just something to do with friends or otherwise.

Ben still may have started the fire. They just decided to copy the Ralphie storyline from Sopranos thinking it doesn't matter because he was going to be convicted anyway but all they're really doing is hiding the story.

That's the issue with S3. It's all about hiding what happened and as a result, all the characters just look retarded. There would be no storyline at all in S3 if everyone just acted like... well, themselves. Misty shuns Walter and thus the case never gets solved for no real reason at all. Misty wants the solve the case, it's Misty's character to put bullshit aside for the greater cause--and she even agrees with Walter. But she refuses to work with him until the very end for plot reasons.

Callie hides the tape, again, for no reason at all. The letter falls under the stove, hidden from the viewer, again, for no reason at all. They should have at least shown the viewer the note falling when it happened. Instead it just seems like a retcon.

When you have that many flashbacks to 'what really happened', your story is fucked. High school creative writing courses will tell you that.

dude, we forgot all this stuff

Fucking hell. They establish that Tai, Van and the rest went to Shauna's wedding. It's not like this is the first time they've seen each other in 25 years. They were all still friends directly after leaving.

Yeah, by having it sucked out of her cheeks but a cosmetic surgeon.

The bear just walking up and laying down to be killed. Bonus: the birds all magically dropping dead onto the cabin.

cave gas

They can't mitigate it completely but they still manage to make her look better in the show than she ever looks on any red carpet.

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This fag doesn't even believe his own bullshit, he just shows up in every thread with his poor attempts at being antagonistic

That's retarded.

Lottie

I think he's probably a retard who's too stupid to understand when a show is bad and comes up with dumb excuses to fit his head canon.

It's from the braps of Shauna's fatass. An intoxicating aroma not meant for animals

God, imagine the strength difference between these two.

This.

Why is her third eye looking into a different direction, and why does it look dazed.

I can't. Women are all so obscenely weak compared to me it's like saying "imagine the damage that flea can do compared to that mosquito." I also think of any man 5'10 and under as short; if you're under 5'8 you're literally a midget to me.

time to go to sleep and dream with misty tying me up to a tree in the forest again
see ya

Because she's supposed to look dirty in the show so the makeup isn't contoured to emphasize her buccal lipectomy.

What did he mean by this?

Women are all so obscenely weak compared to me

Women are obscenely weak compared to men who you consider midgets as well.

That's a good point. She needs to fire her stylist or makeup artist whatever.

There's gonna be a really interesting behind the scenes documentary about this show in 10 years or whenever the nda's expires. I don't think I've ever seen a show where almost all the the main leads openly trash the show while the the show is airing.

the birds all magically dropping dead onto the cabin.

lol dude magnets

van, shauna and whatshername share dreams

because that happens, i guess.

Lol, tell me you're a manlet without directly telling me you're a manlet.

Yeah, I expect the adults to dump on it. The teens will probably stay quiet because they're not established enough to risk it. But you can tell from interviews most have no clue what is meant to be going on.

Like Nelisse's explanation for Shauna at the start is different than Lynskey's explanations now.

beginning of the season

shauna has taken all the grief and sadness and it's turned into frustrated anger

OK.Not really, but OK.

now:

look she was always a sociopath

Even though she clearly wasn't in S1/S2.

It's like the writers somehow confused Misty and Shauna.

The mind of a simp is like a Rubik's Cube with no stickers. You might think there's something to figure out but everything is really just directed to them being pathetic pervs thirsting for women who don't exist played by actresses they'll never meet.

mommy shauna tittyfuck

teen shauna assfuck

This show really should have been given to a group of more competent writers rather than letting the current soap opera tier writers handle it.

So is Season 3 worse?
Not a show I've gotten pumped for new seasons, but I get into it when I watch it.

Could be
There are others who die before being rescued

tfw no tard wife

I'm 5'10 so I luckily maybe a manlet but not a midget in your eyes. The point still stands though. The guy who played jon snow would easily beat the shit out of brianne in real life, despite being half her height.

Even though she clearly wasn't in S1/S2.

It seemed to me at the start that hag Shauna was definitely wearing a civilised facade, but I assume what she was hiding was a more calculated "evil than the cartoon villain they turned her in to during season 3.

Nah, it clearly wasn't a facade in the teen timeline in S1. She was actually the most consoling figure there, comforting Javi, Lottie and Tai when they're struggling. She had issues like any teenager trying to figure things out. The S1 scripts are all online, you can tell she was meant to be what the premise of the show implies: Someone screwed up by horrible things that happened in her youth.

Now, she's just a cartoon villain. Another example is S2:

clearly establish with the goat storyline that Shauna's trouble with connecting with Callie is she's afraid she'll die like her baby, jackie, her friends

Now:

look she's just jealous of your power

Yjk

I mean between the mastubating to her daughters boyfriend, killing and skinning the rabbit and when she let the mask drop slightly when talking to Jessica that she wasn't just some normal housewife. I'm not saying the events in the wilderness weren't supposed to have traumatised her but it was always obvious that there was a darker character underneath what she presented publicly.
I had thought about the stuff between her and Javi and I put it down to the fact that she knew she was pregnant and him basically being a child brought out some maternal instinct in her.
I don't disagree about her becoming a cartoon villain I'm season 3 though.

If they try to explain everything as not being supernatural it will be one of the dumbest sets of plot contrivances in television history.

How many nudity scenes we have this season so far?

I'm 5'10

Sorry to hear, anon. So close and yet so far.

Get back behind the counter at whatever 7-11 you're working at, Ranjeet. Breaks over.

The both Lotties are so damn hot guys I can't...

can't what?

Even though she clearly wasn't in S1/S2.

um sweaty what is an unreliable narrator?
also if you rewatch s1 after watching s3, you see shauna has always been crazy af

have we got any nude scenes in the whole show except for Van dyking out?

fucking SURVIVES the season while you all wrote him off

Apologise to the Jeffster

Anon, people kill rabbits that root through their gardens all the time. I'm not sure why eating it is such a trigger for people. It's not like she's out there killing and beheading someone's dog. Jessica straight-up insulted her in her own house. Is someone not allowed to be offended?

She's obviously stuck in the past in many ways, that plays out in her trying to relive some youthful moments with Adam. There's definitely darker aspects, there's nothing there to suggest psychopathy. It's not like she just comforts Javi. She's the one consoling both Tai and Lottie in S1. She was upset about Tai hurting Allie as well.

The writers just chucked her and Lottie out the window in the last 4 eps this season, pretty much for shock value.

What crazy shit does she do in S1?