Movies you will never watch, no matter how well (((reviewed))) they are

Movies you will never watch, no matter how well (((reviewed))) they are.

Be pretty gay to watch Buckbroke Mounting

When I was little at the movies I told my dad I wanted to watch the cowboy movie and he yelled at me

Brokeback was actually hilariously good.
It has excellent tits in it.
It made the two fags look like shit.
The Jew boy was unhinged and Joker was clearly the bottom too, though I do not remember the gay sex being explicit.
It really didn’t make you sympathetic for the cowboy faggots at all.

my wife's pussy? no thanks, I prefer sweaty hairy unwashed male shitholes lubricated with spit.

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imagine the crust

It was a good movie.
Not watching something because it doesn't align with your politics is peak midwit behavior and exactly the same as triggered lefties.

I don't trust reviews
I only trust my friends on

I'm not gay, but Brokeback Mountain is one of my favorite movies. I've seen it 55 times.

I'm not gay, but I fuck men in the ass.

It's not gay if they look feminine.

more like Busybreak Intheass lmao

I do not remember the gay sex being explicit.

Are you serious it was just 45 minutes of nonstop dicks out butt fucking

It has excellent tits in it.

lol wtf

pulp fiction, i will never watch that piece of dogshit, fuck tarantino and fuck pulp fiction

Maybe there was some unrated directors cut version you watched. But the one that blockbuster had was not explicit with the gay sex. Supposedly the actors aren’t gay so how would they film actual penetrative gay sex?

Anything capeshit.

Based. Tarantino is a fucking hack. Anyone over 14 who digs his corny faux-tough shit is a faggot and a retrd.

bait

Bad bait is bad

fuck you two as well

hard

12 years a slave was actually pretty good. I went into it expecting some black hero bullshit, but nah, he got fucked up and it was funny at the end where his wife literally got remarried and had kids with another man and we're supposed to think that's a happy ending for him kek

Dune 2
I watched the first one and it was the most boring movie I have ever seen.

After Get Out I never watched another Jordan Peele movie

12 Years A Slave is a Anon Babble approved classic you stupid fuck tourist nigger. Go back.

t. Paypigs for some worthless disease-riddled Twitch skank

I'm a neet retard how could I be a paypig

Only good peele movie, the rest of them are shit though.

Nope is pretty good

It was pretty meh, and there were some parts which bugged me, but I can't remember now what they were. But US really pissed me off.

You take your momma’s lunch money and spend it on some whore on Twitch so she can flex her butthole for you.

I must applaud you for shamelessly projecting so openly and proudly

First three films are good. You're a gay retard for refusing to watch kinos.

Oh, I figured it out. I watched "Bareback Mountin'" instead oops

Nope, shan't be watching any of them.

prime anne hathaway's tits were quite the bonus. also this movie is funnier than I thought.
paul knows about the classic meme. don't bring it up around him...but he knows.

Kek based crustposter

Haven't watched a Hollywood movie from start to finish since LotR. LotR was the last one I paid to see in the cinema too.

why watch it when you've been living it for years

this, I'm just not going to ever watch the slopaganda shit
plenty of old films to see in my lifetime too

grim