ate like a king
died like a king
Ate like a king
imagine being the hotel room floor after he collapsed and unleashed one final, mighty bowel movement all over your nice clean carpet
son found his body
I can only rate his death a 9/10 for that. It would've been a 10 if it was a maid instead.
Maybe he pulled a PSH and had 30lbs of shit stuck in his ass along with ten thousand bags of heroin
there are people quite a bit fatter than that who live a decade longer. is that photo near the end? because i thought he was fatter.
on the pischadoo?
he also drank a lot and was a cokehead
italian paramedic stole his rolex off his wrist as he was dying
Ay its what Tony would've done.
Is coke that good?
no, dude was deeply unhappy. all the booze and coke was a cope. if he is still around he would have definitely rather conquered that shit like a man and not abandoned his son.
bitch nigga basically went out like aj tried to
No, it’s actually quite weird to do it past 30
James Sneedolfini
It's better than sex. The shit u got was stepped on
cope from what? he seemed successful
It’s a stupid drug, if you wanna get high off opiates there are other options, coke sucks
Doesnt equate to happiness
Classic Paulie move, hehehe
This was considered comically morbidly obese 15 years ago
People who do coke after thirty are probably committed for life to the stuff
coke is a stimulant, retard
be tall, huge
get tons of pussy
become a famous actor millionaire
AAHHHHHH I'M SO UPSET!!! BETTER KILL MYSELF WITH DRUG ABUSE AND BINGE EATING!!!!!
I mean, it's still pretty fucking fat even by today's standards, it's almost Vito fatness
It only takes long enough for all of that to feel like just another commodity and you desperately have to search for more.
its a tale as old as time dood. fame success and social proof does not equate to happiness. usually people go through shit in their childhood and to cope they create shortcuts and if they live an unexamined life those shortcuts destroy them in middle age
His labored greasy breathing was 90% of the dialogue in the show
i'd have killed myself too if i had to hang out with faggots in media all day every day.
He must have had crazy gout.
What do you recommend?
You can tell that his breathing was an actual acting choice in seasons 1-4, and then in seasons 5-6 it just sounds like obesity + coke habit.
Born alone
Dine alone
My great-grandfather was Big Pussy-tier fat and well into his 80s and died of causes completely unrelated to obesity (the type of lung cancer that you get from asbestos exposure)
tramadol, i hear its big with poor faggots
The sober life brother. Buying coke, doing coke, being on coke around other people who are on coke is all quite dangerous in hindsight. You will 100% get robbed or fucked over in some way.
DUDE EAT YOURSELF TO DEATH
he was already doing that throughout his entire adult life
Isnt that the actual case?
eh i'll do a bump occasionally but i just can't take the comedown anymore. and drugs in general are sketchy as hell thanks to fent, i almost lost a friend to it right before my eyes
i know a lot of 30+ regular users
MMMMM BOY ARE YOU FAT
Do you think James had a mental flash of the Sopranos' final scene as he died?
obesity other than increasing strain on your heart (also diabetes for untermensch) isnt that big a deal, only like 20% higher death rate. arterial plaque (genetic) or cancer kill you
coke is literally majority purchased by people over 30 moron. adults use it to jumpstart the energy and productivity levels they had prior. and it attracts women under 30 who don't have money or connections. you have no idea how much coke circulates among america's upper classes because you're under 30
It's literally impossible to be depressed when everything is going in your favor. You two never had shit in your lives so you're just fantasizing - I get it. But what was Gandolfini's excuse?
There is a reason why a gram of good fishscale blow goes for as much as 75 - 140 bucks a gram.
It is worth every single penny.
Adderall duh. Orange color. Snort or swallow
You're not in the upper class so you don't know shit about what we do. lol.
For a while.
EY TONE WATCH DA NOSE
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The 50 year old creator of The Sopranos was in a certifiable blizzard during its creation. He had to taper off when it was done, Gandolfini didn't taper and died. This is why David Chase never came close to making anything great or even good after Sopranos. It's like trying to get rock hard without viagra in the winter years.
You’re a retard
imagine the set of true romance: him, tom sizemore, chris penn, samuel jackson, bronson pinchot, val kilmer, slater and arquette, pitt. he probably got hooked then and there.