Btfos all potheads

btfos all potheads

I'm going to btfo your mom's vagina

Two platoon threads

Based

is a drunk

BARNESCHADS RISE UP

I am reality.

Can a man not enjoy one drink?

get in line

Why is this character so kino bros?

Retarded drunk

I am le reality

Tips helmdora

dies

he's like a resigned working class version of the glownigger psychos who dropped all those bombs on Cambodia and Laos while keeping score of their weekly kill count

This didn’t happen btw

he's just there to rip zips. too bad he's surrounded by faggots

Someone explain to me how an enlisted person can get high as fuck all day every day without being called on to do their fucking job? I mean, they weren't generals or anything, just basic bitch boys right?

two barnes threads

America is healing.

it kinda did

I’m saying

My mom killed my dad with this nagging

Labors hard 9 to 5 with heavy metal

Repairing, cleaning, sharpening

Comes home covered in black oil & soot

Gets home. sits down with a Guinness

SCREEEEEEEEE!

it was like this most every night, started having his beers at local pub

Barnes didn’t die retard

Grunts don't need to be sober to mag dump bushes and hump through the jungle.

The thread that saved Anon Babble

You didn't watch the movie
You're not even a real Barnes fan, go kys

Spiritually he did

He doesn’t know about the real ending

Newfag retard

Trans person of color here.

Barnes is evil so I side with Elias.

Trans person of color here.

Barnes is evil so I side with him.

Barnes would hate you retard

I like Barnes cause he wants to annihilate everything that exists.

Same anon, same.

Barnes would love you retard

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fucking lol cant argue with this

lot of waterwalkers itt

man of white complexion here, im watching the superior vietnam kino

Nope fuck you. AN is boring slop.

Oh and you are?
How?

They weren’t properly doing their job, that’s why Barnes hated them.

oh and you are

Absolutely, I'm a bigger fan than this faggot

Is this supposed to be all one person?

how do i become more like barnes?

get shot a bunch and live, i know you can do it:)

ok. seven times right?

Prove it

The fact of the matter is, barnes was right about everything.

all me btw

mag dump

It's called a "Mexican unload" you disgusting civvie.

Why do platoon threads attract so many vets?

I was just jokin' around but I am a vet.
Another version of the Mexican unload was gunning a cargo truck in reverse with the rear door down and then slamming the brakes causing everything to come crashing out.

Based. How many years were you in if you don’t mind me asking?

Just over 8. Went to Kandahar in 2010. It was really quiet then. No cool stories to tell unfortunately.

Wow I can't believe it's really a real life welfare queen

fuck off nigger

Kill yourself zoomer scum

Nope fuck you. AN is boring slop.

i look like this and say this

Who the fuck is this supposed to be?

Based. Alcohol the drug of choice for white men. Weed only appeals to browns and manchildren.

/Thread

Weed can most certainly turn you into a faggot but I will continue to smoke it most days of the week because it's fun and far less consequential than being an alcoholic. I do enjoy alcohol but man it's not very good for your body

I wish weed didn't make me anxious. I would be a 24/7 stoner if weed felt the same as alcohol.

youtube.com/watch?v=bM2AOaFS2wI

This. I miss late 2023 barnesposting, fun times.

Robert Duvall

Watch the gingerbread man if you haven’t, it has Berenger in it as well.

You'll never be white paco

Potniggers are subhuman

Based, I too like dunking on jewish cock sleeves (vets)

Samefagging monkey

Cry about it homo

You have no right to call anyone else a homo when you are addicted to a nigger plant. There’s nothing more homosexual than smoking weed.

I'm going to take a 40 mg edible and watch platoon then imagine myself as barnes and you'll do nothing but seethe

drugs bad mkay?!?

homo

You can’t be barnes. Barnes hates drugs.

LMFAO

he doesn't watch vietnam kinos on acid or shrooms

treat yourself nigga

absolutely kino

k1n0

Digits confirm. Hail Barnes

lmfao homo is so angry he posted an article made from kikes

pothead denying reality

barnes was right

barnesposting is the only thing i have please dont do this

'BLOW THE FUCKING CLAYMORES'

*click click click click click click

'take the safety off'

TAKE THE FUCKING SAFETY OFF

'what?'

*explosions

WITNESSED. Barneschads, I kneel.
Unironically same. Only reason I bother coming back to this hellhole.

Checked

he can't be stopped

I smoke weed everyday and i nut huge loads so wtf

Because him and Elias were both representations of Stone's inner thoughts and experiences from the war
They're both the kind of men that you could turn into if you went down extremes from the experience
Stone's vietnam movies are all good
Heaven and Earth is extreme emotional kino

i smoke weed

i’m a coomer

Why havent you committed suicide?

Sirs, this is a Barnes thread. Control yourselves.

Based

I'm going to be Hitlers top guy in the shtf

Hitler would gas you for being a drug and porn addict, stop larping.

Waterwalkers itt cant help themselves

nah it's cool

all the degens need to make their own elias thread

seconding this notion, my semen fills up this anon's mother right in her month

all the degens need to stay in this barnes thread

Thread ruined by VC trannies

VC chads we fucking won

Vietnam fucking shits

we shitposted platoon threads day and night

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Why is this character so kino bros?

1: He understood the war he was fighting, not just how to fight. Elias didn't. Barnes knew that trying to be the nice guy and apply western morality to the situation was a losing battle, the only way to make any progress was to make the enemy more scared of you than you are of him.

2: He legitimately cared about the soldiers under his command, as long as they did their jobs. He killed Elias because he truly believed Elias was bad for the welfare of the group.

The Elias mentality is why we lost Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc. The enemy was willing to do things we weren't.

To be clear, I'm not saying Barnes was a good person, I'm not saying the war was "justified", etc. Barnes didn't want to be there, but he was there so he knew how to act to win.

i'm sure these little gooks were good ppl

this thread is making me guffaw

Is making you what?

Hitler would gas you for being a drug and porn addict

......anon, I don't think Hitler liked porn but he fucked loved drugs. He may gas the other anon for taking the wrong drugs, but he was certainly down with speed and opiates.

But I’m your brother

With or without weed?

You might be joking, but they do that. Any OG Barneschads itt remember the seething vietnamese faggot who would shit up platoon threads with his gay screeching?

Giving you a slow handjob while you sit in my lap

Charlie sheen what are you doing here?

I ‘memba.

wasn’t this a confirmed janny?

Anyone who would want someone that force feeds drugs to the guys you rely on to keep you alive...
Maybe drugs make you that stupid. You can't be that stupid naturally.

You want someone switched on, sharp. Not guys who pretend nothing bad is happening, thinking about food.

This board needs IDs and geo-flags.
It's already bad enough they removed the IP counter.

B*skin tranny took the IP counter from us

To what end though? And why would the mod team accomodate such an insufferable faggot?

eliasfags vote against their own interests

No. It would result in people like you who act out stereotypes. People would fill a script. Would try to a lesser degree. Anon Babble is cancer. People shouldn't identify by country but what they individually think.

Aiding grouping of people is harming the capacity of those people to be different. It pressures them to be what is expected. And any shitbreed who identifies with government looks down on other examples of it. Sets up low standards upon everyone else. It's just a shit fight, all bringing eachother down.

If you have to have a group be it where you are and who you're with. Here. Raise that. The others around representing you, shit if you let them be.

Mentioning him will only bring him to this thread numbnuts

He’s a discord troon he’s probably friends with a couple jannies.

Your flag colors are blue and white, aren’t they?

what do you know about posting sneed?

does he still even post here?

What an abhorrent and retarded post. Kindly consider suicide.
If bait, it's already been established that merely pretending to be retarded is no different than being retarded.
Regardless: suicide. Now.

he's literally me fr

elias was literally the best soldier they had in the platoon

i am le viet cong

embarrassing larp

0/10 bait

he killed elias ,because he was gonna get him court martial. its the same reason he tries to kill taylor during the final battle

YER FOND OF ME OPIUM AIN'T YE?

He didn’t kill elias, the vc killed him.
He didn’t kill want to kill Taylor, but the retard jumped him from behind so naturally he reacted in self defence.
You didn’t watch the movie

he singlehandly holds down their flanks and prevent the platoon form getting caught ina crossfire.
youtu.be/rbjZldCoMfA?si=PuY4J3MWuIWkF8JZ

How the fuck do they do it

You’re confusing Elias with Barnes.

nice rage bait you stupid faggot, its obvious barnes is stIll pissed at taylor for trying to take him down when he confronted the heads and is using the fog of battle as an excuse to tie up the loose end and take care of unfinished business.

I'll agent orange your ass motherfucker

Going on schizo crusade by himself in the middle of a vc infested forest for updoots

Elias was reddit

START DOING THIS

sleep outside with a bit of some gook shoot? sign me up

If he wanted to actually kill Taylor he would’ve. Stop being disingenuous.

filename

sorry you can’t be a barnes chad if you think barnes was trying to kill taylor but failed. barnes never fails.

stop samefagging you fucking loser sperg . you cant love a movie and lie about what happened in it. he would have killed taylor if it wasnt for the airstrike. you are no barnes fan

Lay off my buddy, dick.

what the fuck are you talking about schizo sperg? anyone who actually watched the movie is going to disagree with you, because you’re making shit up.

im a bigger barnes fan than you dickhead. i dont need to lie like an ass. worthless green piece of shit

you don’t know anything about staff sergeant barnes

bullshit learner

Legalizing weed made stoners lose all counterculture cred.

mfw this thread

Are all Barnes fans this fucking gay in irl?

barnes chads unite against poser

kino

All the gay replies are from an underage asian samefag, dumbass.

I don't know but these Barnes fans are acting so cringe I'm starting to become a Bunnychad

Nobody cares about this redneck teenager

Charlie Sheen shoots aids loads inside black hookers that's different

I don't participate in enough platoon threads to know who you're talking about but you sound like you're a fan of his.

friends with niggers and wants gookaids

bunny lost

Barnes seems like he would be a really good fren. I'd like to be in his platoon and I think he'd like me because I try hard and don't complain but I'd be worried he'd get mad at me because sometimes I don't understand things right away and I'm too shy to ask for it to be explained so I might mess it up.

So leave. This thread is for people who like platoon not insufferable wankers.