Girls, have you ever met a guy who built his entire personality around the fact that he had a big dick?
Yeah, you know one, you know one? It’s horrible, right?
Yeah well so anyway can I have his number?
Girls, have you ever met a guy who built his entire personality around the fact that he had a big dick?
screams and has a tantrum on stage
DUDE SHOES LMAO
DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY
MUH VAGINA
PERIODS
Women are painfully unfunny and Hitchens was right for the reasoning why.
Imagine how much more attractive she'd be without tattoos
Ban all women from comedy.
I can tell someone has an STD just by looking at them.
tattoos
Must be hard to be a size queen. Like how do you find a big penis? they are pretty rare.
I didn't know this was the same girl!
When she had her melty, I looked up pics of her for you know, research. I just love it when women are humiliated. But this chick was so nasty and gross and hateful, I had to jack it to Drew Barrymore instead.
Link the melty now
Wrong, sorry.
Just because she makes your pp hard doesn’t mean she’s funny. If that’s her only worth, then she should be on OF, not doing standup.
tfw huge cock but a gay bottom
You gay af.
guys will complain about pandering applause comedy and then post this shit
>Girls, have you ever met a guy who built his entire personality around the fact that he had a big dick?
only blacks do that though
Based woman denier. Get that bussy stretched king!
If they’re clapping and not laughing, you’re not funny.
they aren't doing either for you, so....
She's getting the clap for sure
She fucked luis j gomez
Girls can't be funny
was just thinking this
I've seen her boobies
youtube.com
if this doesnt embed then i have no idea how to embed shorts
Sometimes you just want to punch God in the face, I understand.
funny lookin maybe
I want to embed myself in her shorts, if you are understanding the basic plot of this thing that I am telling you
oh you
This one is pretty funny.
This nigga gardens uphill.
No way this is real lmao
That's not funny, I just feel bad for her :(
tranny seething about women
you can't make this shit up
Had to have been the pants.
40 seconds
Way too long bro
I don't care what they say, if you have tattoos there's something wrong with you. It's self harm, pain and simple.
That’s a good line tbf
There's a semi-professional comedian in my city I have a crush on. I've sent her a few fan letters but try not to be too creepy. She's not funny though.
I think angela from smosh is funny but I may be biased because she's cute in videos
natalie cuomo
5/10 tits are a little saggy
Maybe start leaving gifts at her front door? Women love candles and shit, just go splurge at bed bath and beyond.
Don't do that, she'll be creeped out.
Too loud, like everyone else on that channel.
Are you Jewish?
I've never seen a woman get upset over somebody buying candles for her
Thats me and it works pretty well in modern dating. Im open about it on the first date and usually we have sex after
Bend your dick backwards and stick it in your own asshole.
nyc?
I meant leaving them at the door.
Can I have your number, haha!
She will likely be creeped out by the strange package, but will instantly forget about that when she sees the contents of said package.
Is that a DSP pepe??
Lol
she's better lately, but yeah her screeching "characters" are unbearable
tfw 6x9
Doesn't help that I'm 6'2", I'd trade an inch of girth for an inch of length
Chicago
retard, you just remove the /shorts/ from the link
youtube.com
You forgot about big cocks
Seen her nudes, she's ok, tattoos hurt her a lot
same
same girl btw
That bit is funny, thoughbeit
Post em
Natalie talks about big dicks for one hour straight
I would pay for it
What’s her name
Literally describing her lust for negros
gross
i await the day they are either beaten or killed by these men kek
Dads google history was a riot
Factually untrue. You don't have a 9 inch girth. That's akin to someone casually claiming they're 11 ft tall.
have shitty taste in men
Somehow I’m not surprised
kek, that actually was pretty good. But I would need to see the rest of her stuff to determine if she's actually funny or just had 1 good joke
did she actually collapse or was she doing it as a joke? I expected that to be the punchline when she talked about all her vaccines
whenever I hear about a woman being abused by her boyfriend, or a woman complains that her husband cheated on her or something, I remember that 90% of the time it's a woman like this who was actively seeking those men out. Why should I feel sorry when a woman who only wants to date violent assholes ends up with a violent asshole?
No. The board has rules for a reason!
Pretty long setup, but good joke nonetheless.
Kudos to her
Not a terrible joke desu
You're a fucking retard if you couldn't see the punchline coming from a mile away. Also she's never going to see this or have sex with you so you don't need to pretend it was funny.
Believe what you want
I would need to see the rest of her stuff to determine if she's actually funny or just had 1 good joke
she has nice tits
Yeah I have a 20 inch long dick but heh I don't really care if you believe me or not, that's your problem buddy
Classic
9 inches of circumference
Nigga, why lie on the Internet?
name?
she's married to a shitty beta with literal autism
Don't trust what they say, see what they do.
she basically just followed pic-related advice.
my dick is thicker than a coca cola can
Thash Mose
Why does this make you seethe?
they must love watching it flop around while they rail you
over time, nothing is sexier
if this were true then why are 90 percent of divorces initiated by women?
just because they are married doesn't mean they aren't going to cheat either, women who believe this bitches shit i bet cheat more often
tattoos
ick
Becauaw it's such a ridiculous lie. It's like saying you're 3 meters tall.
Why do women get these ugly af tats all over their bodies? I legit don't get it.
You're the only one saying that
Anytime someone argues with me it's because they're mad and I'm the based coolheaded alpha male chad
Another classic
It's funny how tattoos basically ruined porn.
So you’re honestly saying your cock is thicker than a can of coke?
never feel bad for cattle, they are the reason everything is gay and retarded
It's about the same size
Sorry anon BD energy is real and gets you laid.
lol dafuq name is that?
right, well I personally don’t believe you and I don’t want to see it so, if it’s true, nature dealt you a very rare hand that’s for sure.
be woman
be seeking only a tiny percentage of men, tall, dark, handsome, rich, etc.
get retarded tattoos
reduce percentage of those men that would look at you twice or take you seriously as wife material to an even smaller fraction of that percentage.
Good luck ladies. Enjoy your cats.
Nah, delusion is pretty common.
Why are you even lying about this? You're essentially proclaiming that you can't have sex or get blowjobs ever and the only way you can get off is from handjobs.
She's from Denmark and lived in a village with like 100 people in it.
Imagine how much more attractive she'd be without tattoos
tattoos are gross.
Maybe some 'art' its interesting, but women have zero creativity or imagination other than being derivatives. Their tattoos is book cover graffiti
Fucking disgusting hog, just like you
Lots of people ITT admitting that they have a small penis
Chew on lead, you fucking freak
see tattoos are a way that trashy women signal to trashy men that she is looking for a trashy man.
Women are funny, they just speak a different language
Excuse me, but Smosh has been dead and fully inactive since 2014. I don’t know where you found this prostitute, but she has nothing to do with this long dead channel.
Posts a prime example of why women aren’t funny
>>/reddit/
>>/woodchipper/
That's usually what happens, yes
Well when the global average is approximately 4" you have to realize people have a very skewed idea of "small"
Gay
The longer you look the less attractive she becomes
The only time a foid should ever go anywhere near that channel is if
1. They’re there for the bikini thumbnails but otherwise shut their fat fucking mouth
2. Are scene/emo
3. Are Ian’s mom
What’s her name
Don't make me post the forum screenshot of the supreme gentleman
Retarded unfunny whore
extremely unsettling
Foid from Los Angeles
*VOMITS*
I think her material is just fine
Would.
Enjoy your chlamydia.
this nigga continues to lie
Sandberg
Yeah, you incels didn't know women are turned on by bad boys? Tale as old as time. You absolutely have to be dangerous for them to get wet over you.
You don't really have to be "dangerous", just tell them what to do at least once a day and you'll be fine.
is this really for penis length? I'm 6.5" and women always comment on how big I am, but I didn't think it was like 99.9%
God, I hate women so much it's unreal.
If you think thats weird, you should see how we pee
it made me want to go to her show to sit in the front row and heckle her.
I legit fapped to the part where she starts screaming "LOOK ME IN THE FUCKING EYES!"
we
I am not even going to bother posting the sentence
You know men are in shambles when they bring out the penis size calculator
God, I love women so much it’s unreal
Dive head first into an active volcano
Surprised nobody has made ai filter that removes tattoos from pictures
Their anus is so close to the vagina though. Some points reduced for that.
No, it's for circumference.
The retard ITT claims his circumference is 9 inches.
I'm 6.5" and women always comment on how big I am
bullshit
If by volcano you mean the loving embrace of a beautiful woman, okay lol
Holy skankisius skanky skank
She's disgusting.
Tie a rope around your neck and kick yourself off a stool and stay there until death
Damn, just googled her nudes and almost gave myself a facial. Had no idea she had such huge, god tier tits.
it's time to stop posting anon
ew fucking grandma titties. why did you make me see that you asshole.
yeah, legit 8 or 9 inch dicks are pretty rare, but it still sounds like bullshit
a 6 inch dick in the 99,9 percentile?
dontcha know women like being choked
Allowing these harpies to destroy the planet because you’re so helplessly coom brained is pathetic. You’re a parasite.
Stay salty while I make myself feel good shooting ropes of cum over this goddess.
it's worldwide stats, it includes asians and indians dude
Zoomers have to convince themselves this hideous thing who probably freebleeds is attractive
Lol she turned out to be a lesbian predator. Book just came out.
Based coomer, dicklets and other various losers seething bigly itt
That's circumference, bro.
Isn't she that tryhard cunt from Funhouse which fell apart because everyone involved was a depraved sexual deviant?
hot hot hot
Her tits were so disappointing, just awful
t. tiny dick retard
Lel
these whores would gladly worship the 3 inch dick of a billionaire if they had the chance
tiny fey and amy poehler funny thoughbeit
you people are exhausting
we don't sign our posts here
Thats one joke from a whole routine champ.
They won't settle for less than 7.5" circumference(i make the cut, obviously)
You got it. Including her.
tattoos
Feminism destroyed comedy and YouTube and YouTube comedy.
Leftism destroyed women via feminism
fail
[laughter]
lesbian predator
how does that work? shlick and kick?
crisare
???
Fuck off back to Plebbit already
youtube.com
Lmao this dumb skank. You can tell she’s been coddled by simps for years.
thats pretty funny
Damn, sign of a good comedian = can't handle bantz and heckling lmao
same reason they fuck niggers - trying to stick it to daddy
redpill me on elyse willems' sexual deviancy
9 inches are d is unheard of. I’m pretty sure even white pony and Shane diesel aren’t 9 inches around. Probably more like 6 or 7. My own dick is 5.5” around and I need magnums and have got some compliments on my girth. The fattest I’ve seen in person in 6” around. The guy I’m seeing now is like 6” around but barely over 4.5” long. I don’t mind because I tend to be more of a top anyways.
Whore
The only ones even close to 10 inches are Mandingo, Danny Dong and Dredd - though I think they are more like 9ish.
The most popular "blacked" dude Jason Luv is literally 7 inches on the dot.
i'm a whore
isn't that funny
I'm an actual honest 6.5". Measured from the top and no cheating. The actual average penis size is like 5.5" so 6.5" is big enough for women to comment on how big it is IF you are actually 6.5", as opposed to most men who lie to themselves.
steve seagal actually
it's real
This timeline is the best
is she irish. she moves like an irish woman. her mouth moves with an irish accent even wihtout sound
that's not how you measure dumbass
Imagine your vaccine having better comic timing than you do
Women's lives literally revolve only around sex, huh?
yes it is. Dicklets measure on the bottom because it makes you think you're bigger than you actually are.
Women are extremely funny. Accidentally.
and normies think I'M weird because i dont have graffiti all over my body
Saying this on nu/tv/ where every post is just a rehash of a small handful of 10 year old Anon Babble memes is rich.
none of them are 10 inches lmao, they are just manlets with >10% bodyfat
and its a front for their tbc
I love this dicklet cope lol
he's talking about adam mainly. although he was just another nail in the coffin. a whole confluence of things contributed to funhaus' demise. one thing was for certain though: youtube groups NEVER last. it was going to happen eventually.
only dicklets cope for pornstar dicks lmao I dont have to
its a funny joke
lot of seething dicklets and incels itt
they look like expired milk
Why do BNWO discord cuckolds get so enraged when their delusions are challenged
Amanda is pretty funny when she isn't trying too hard
Chanse is a funny gay
it's just le camera tricks and perspective!
that is a cope indeed buddy
why are you seething that pornstars have big dicks? it's like being mad that bodybuilders have big arms.
Chew on a lead pipe until you vomit blood and lose consciousness forever
you're the old Smosh twink obsessed fag aren't you
Hideous mulatto (OnlyFans)
Hideous mulatto (Grindr)
Jump into a volcano
Guys, she's just upset her tits are this meh.
yeah and what precludes them from being entertaining
Wrap a lead weight around your ankle and jump into a deep lake
i'll take that as a yes
go stalk some endangered scene kids at a mall
Where did I say that you retarded trannoid?
Pushing idpol and bitching about male privilege. Also Smosh died in 2014. It should always be treated as such.
They're muslim.
meh
They are worse than that
right here
The shitty tats almost distract you from noticing her shitty potato body and ziploc titties
webm
pretty funny considering the absolute soi beta that she married. I guess she does have a sense of humor after all.
All of their jokes now, ALL of them, are >DUDE CURRENTLY TRENDY MEME
DUDE COMPLETELY RANDOM THING
DUDE WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE
DUDE PERIODS PERIOD POOPS LOL
You’re not human and you don’t deserve rights if you enjoy that shit
mental illness
6.5
I never realized I have a 99.9 percentile cock. Is this accurate?
coping about other mens penises is a manifestation of mental illness, yes
i won't fight hyperbole with hyperbole
read my initial reply if you want
you're rabidly gay why should i even acknowledge your hypocritical opinion
I never realized I have a 99.9 percentile cock. Is this accurate?
those numbers are for girth, and also averages in billions of chinks and jeets.
atleast you admit it troon, afraid it's too late
Chance is funny but Amanda is a weakest link in the cast and the source of the most cringeworthy unfunny moments I saw on smosh. there are funny moments with her but only when she doesn't understand something
WHO LAFFED
you can't be a comedian and attractive at the same time
hoes mad, queen reigns
john mulaney is really attractive
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Yeah in my entire life I’ve probably only ever seen two dicks over 9 inches
well that can't go in her throat... bummer
suffrage / amendment 19 was a mistake
fake af. geez
she definitely tries too hard to appeal to normies, especially the characters. that eliminates everything on Smosh Pit of course
but i find her pretty funny when she just casually converses or supports bits
i mainly brought her up cus sje exemplifies how girls can be funny when they're authentic and acting "normal" but it all goes to trash when they start trying so hard and all the politically motivated laughs start rolling in to egg them on
someone post her screeching meltdown with the simps cheering
read the thread dumbfuck
yeah no one posted it yet
and like clockwork there's the sick perverted transwomen fixation. please get therapy. I'm serious.
Having a big dick is overrated. It literally has caused problems in my relationship. You think she's going to be able to get the whole thing into her mouth? I've only had one girl ever do that, and she was chubby and jewish. Anal is a non-starter - kiss that dream goodbye. All that for what...bragging rights to your guy friends? Gay as fuck. What is even the point?
Still would suck em
Sad booba
lel, manlets btfo
Based
makes straight men seethe
makes tops insecure
I’m not gonna go back and forth with a Los Angeles era Smoshfeed *spits* enjoyer. Emo Anthony website. Go the fuck back to redddit if you can’t accept it.
OI WAS RAPED!
Women comedy peaked right there
You can't go off global averages man. Obviously certain unamed countries are going to drag it way down
You now realize modern civilization exists so this woman can dangle herself in front of dangerous animals while avoiding the natural consequences of such activity
guess there's only one way to settle this.
sad that it comes to this.
This mulatto whore is funny but that mulatto whore
SHUT THE FUCK UP. SMOSH IS DEAD AND HAS BEEN FOR ELEVEN YEARS NOW. THE MINUTE IAN AND ANTHONY BOTH LEFT SACRAMENTO FOR LOS ANGELES THAT WAS IT, IT WAS ALL OVER, THE THESIS OF THE ENTIRE CHANNEL AND WHAT MADE IT SO GOOD AND SO HUMAN FUCKING DIED. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THESE TURBOPOZZED SLAGS BUT YOU.
Sigh
So it shall be
She's cute 10/10 would cuddle
get raw dogged and then find a man who makes money to support your hallowed out hole
Yeah I know she’s a pozzed misandrist feminist cunt but I still like her because she gets my cock stiff
You are a massive part of the problem.
assumptions
nah she just makes me laugh sometimes
There’s nothing wrong with this joke considering a thousand iterations of it related to women exist as well.
She has a foot fetish.
She don't want to cuddle bro. She wants to be FUCKED. Hard. Gorilla fucked by a big black dingus. Bent over and absolutely brutalized by a donkey dick. She wants to be reminded of all those secret late night visits from her stepdad.
It's amazing how often penis stats are skewed because everyone measures their dick differently. Self-reported stats are completely worthless.
angela is italian
I don’t care what ethnicity your ugly OF prostitute that has nothing to do with a YouTube channel that’s been dead for 11 years is.
Damn, that’s a shame women aren’t funny, have nothing but malicious interior motives when they take over male spaces, and you’re a mind-controlled simp who’s conditioned to happily lap that shit up.
Whataboutism
Fuck off
a LOT of you guys are literally losing 1 inch on your penis with fat pad. I am seriously losing 2 inches because I have shit tier fat genetics. Pushed in my fat pad and I suddenly have a porn star dick. I am not sure if I need to get liposuction but its a huge wakeup call for me to finally lose 40 pounds.
Guys... I feel the urge to rape again.
I have shit tier fat genetics
You have genetics that make you shovel food down your gullet hole?
stop eating you disgusting fat fuck
China has opinions
Girls can't be funny
I don't remember her saying that, but that would be the first funny thing she ever said.
(((Sandberg)))
again
piling assumptions upon assumptions until you're nowhere close
keep it coming homie, i love watching you delude yourself
MAH PUSSY SMELL LIKE A BARN ANIMAL, PEEUWW
Gets the ratings system removed from Netflix
Homie
You are lily white
ian won
first true thing you've said
delude yourself
Duh you fucking idiot, am I not the one who constantly says I have recurring maladaptive daydreams of emo Anthony to cope with the absolute state of modern society since the Covid lockdowns?
casually mention the impressive girth of my member
hundreds of dicklets flock to the thread to tell me it's not possible
lol
The slimy snake oil salesman award
and?
Only zoomer suburban white kids use AAVE anymore. You have completely beat it all into the ground. Who knew they were right about cultural appropriation this whole time?
im shocked nobody mentioned her looking like chris kattan
I wouldn’t be an obnoxious asshole if you just let me love what I love without the constant shaming about it. I’m sick of feeling like I have to constantly justify myself to you people.
This looks like someone who freebleeds and complains on social media about male privilege and how men should have their rights revoked for patriarchy or whatever
I always thought she looked like a female Kenny Hotz
Women are good only when they obey righteous men and many (if not most) women today aren't doing that. There will never be a female President of the United States of America and there will never be a female on the Moon. Women need to be reminded of their place. Men are BOTH the heroes AND the villains of the human story, while women are merely background characters. Men are better than women. Daily reminder that virtual-reality waifus, sexbots, AI waifus, cloning technology, mind-control technology, the awakening of our siddhis and artificial wombs will make females unnecessary and shall force females to bend to our righteous will. Women should exist only for the sexual enjoyment of us men. All women are whores. A woman (any woman) is nothing more than a collection of fuck-holes.
Why don't women need driver's licenses? Because there's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
You've seen zero.
Lmao.
No one cares but you. Go back to jacking off to the whore’s OF.
Remember when she spent like 7 years crafting her public image as an unrepentant disgusting whore that slept with hundreds of guys then got really mad at a young reporter who jokingly asked her if she slept with someone
is explicitly talking about a male
uses "they" instead of "he"
They're really so easily brainwashed by conformity over sense
J-dog didn't appreciate that
oi wais gaped ‘een me prime!
john mulaney is an old lady
Real talk what's the ideal dick size for women? No jewish demoralization replies please
women shouldn't have a dick
boom, gottem!
Jesus literally smites her for prideful blasphemy and she’ll still somehow deny the existence of a higher power
the most popular dildo size is 6.5 inches
If you think that was a compliment you have terrible taste in women
I went to college with her
I went to highschool with her
how was she?
which, Angela or Natalie? Angela was pretty nice and had a great smile, but we ran in different social circles do I didnt know her that well. Natalie I got pretty close to for a bit, but she had all the stereotypical signs of the worst kind of girl. Didn't know her dad really, was raised by her grandma, ended up becoming a slut in college after we stopped talking, so not at all shocked she got a bunch of tats and went into comedy, which is just full of burnout retards that will shower girls like her with attention and praise
That slag is fucking filthy and I never want to see her mug again. Compliment her? Give me a break.
No, I think “Angela” was actually a fucking cunt who wants to act le quirky and relatable for the retards who watch nu-Smoshfeed. If she was so nice she would stay in her own lane, far the fuck away from a reanimated carcass of a once great channel. Fuck you, fuck these repugnant women, fuck LA.
she was nice in highschool idk what to tell you man, she didnt do any "le quirky" shit and always seemed down to earth, but I havent watched any of her smosh content