How did this concept get lost on so many boys today who feel entitled to women's bodies?

How did this concept get lost on so many boys today who feel entitled to women's bodies?

it was just a movie. in real life she would have been getting jackhammered while passed out on the bed

I suppose you could say it was lost in translation with the whole fucking nation

The intention of the joke as it was written is to mock the idea of people who would come out with

You're drunk it's not right.

woman pounces on you and fucks you

you're guilty of rape because she had a drink earlier

Drunk and have sex

No responsibility

Drunk and drive

Full responsibility
Why?

Everything else in the movie is satire except for this one part becaise I said so

Ok bro

The joke is that James Bond constantly raped drunk women

there was this girl in one of my classes and i was in a group project with her. she was cute but very chubby. i went to some sorority event with her. at the end of the night we were drunk in her room just laying on her bed talking. out of nowhere she got on me and started kissing me. i didn't really have any intention of doing anything with her but i didn't stop her. she later called my flaccid dick floppy and laughed.

i was raped.

Hot

im drunk too

double jeopardy

You must not be American then, because that's definitely not a thing here

So many people use alcohol as social lubricant and an inhibition blocker in order to lose their v card. If you take fucking while drunk off the menu, that just creates even more sexlessness. Half the sex that has ever been had on Earth has been drunk sex. It's anti-human to suggest that it is wrong.

Nah I'm just drunk and posting whatever pops into my head, yes there is always a difference between how the sexes are treated in court.

34 and going to sorority parties? Yikes.

Because driving drunk initiates a risky situation for other people, sex doesn't have the same potential damage to others

Youre not driving are you anon?

No one forgot it. He was even referenced in Superbad. It's only wrong if you're not as drunk as she is.

I live in Florida, usually after four DUIs the DMV bans you for life. You can appeal but it's a pain in the ass

No, because rape is NOT groovy, baby.

Women also encouraged a hyper-sexualised culture where sex appeal and sexual teasing is displayed to men as often and as hard as possible, all while making actual relationships and genuine sexual gratification harder to obtain, because women directly profit from men being a bunch of sex-starved desperate simps.

They turned every man into a drug addict then restricted his supply of said drug so they could jack up their prices. Of course there were going to be repercussions.
It's disgusting what modern men will do to get their dicks wet.

things can only happen in the present

So youre like, RETARDRD, retarded

while the men get banned from driving for life

not in texas! there was news last month of a guy with 7 DUIs that killed 2 people

cute slampig serves it up on a silver platter

limp dick

low test

What about STDs?

Yeah I used to live in Texas and it's a different culture, I was caught drunk driving multiple times and always got a warning or just a speeding ticket. Then when I moved to Florida, shit got real. They take it all serious.

Too indirect

No I'm pretty sure the joke is that after coming on to her for 40 minutes he's suddenly being oddly respectful.

I was being retarded on purpose

Good 'ol reliable.
Idiot.

Honestly if you get caught drunk driving four times you kind of deserve it. Wise up at the first. My uncle was lucky to just get ten days in the drunk tank and an ignition lock for 6 months.

Yes I drank to be retarded on purpose because having all your senses is pretty damn boring

oh im so smart and special i need to drink to feel le normal

Yawn

who are you quoting?

zoomers who don't do drugs and get on their moralizing high horse are so weird.

Yea they are, lucky for me Im not a zoomer and I love drugs. Not sure why you replied to me with your opinion but I agree.

how does greentext work?

Newfag

calls someone a newfag but doesn't recognize the "who are you quoting" meme

newfag x10

found the drunk driver

rape didnt exist 30 years ago

cute

slampig

pick one

its a meme because..because I say so ok

Sure thing, bud

It's been posted at least a million times on Anon Babble, If you didn't recognize it it's because you're a pathetic newfag. Kys

How else am I supposed to get home? DUIs are a revenue raising method for the county.

It's a joke. Austin is a lecherous sex-haver from the 60's. He wouldn't say that. That's the joke.

It's clearly not a joke, the movie gives obvious cues about when the funny moments and when the dramatic moments are taking place. This was a serious dramatic moment.

Pretty sure that's the joke. He's sexed up, but then strangely conscious when he gets her.
It's crazy how jokes are now seen as morality.

He did it to protect himself and then her, idiots.

Well officer, cars are the only way humans can get around, so you can't arrest me.

drive home drunk: arrested for DUI

walk home: arrested for jaywalking

sleep it off in the parking lot: arrested for loitering

You can't win

No.

cars are the only way humans can get around

americans lmao

goes on rant about how he cant get it up

adds that hes 34 after the post

"b-b-but all that stuff happened when i was in college"

Idk whats actually worse, being a 34 year old creep who cant get it up, or a virile 20-something with a girl throwing themselves at him who also cant get it up.

Yes.

t. never had drunk sex

its been posted a million times you just have to believe me because I say so

Sure thing, champ.

drink at home

DING! DING! DING!

This

You fell for the b8 anon.
Everyone point and laugh at the retard.

I can't even use Anon Babble archive sites to check I'm that fucking new!

pathetic

Not by him

this meme is used so often you have to go into the archives to find it

Lol
Lmao even

It can cause an unwanted child to be born.

No I just know because I've been here since 2006. I just thought you would at least search for it before displaying how much of a fucking retard you are

sleep it off in the parking lot: arrested for loitering

You won't get arrested for loitering unless you refuse to fuck off. However you would be arrested for a DUI. Not like you fucking carried your car there.

Go ahead, walk.

I went to a DUI class whefe one ofnthe dudes who was there was caught sleeping in his car but because he had the keys in the ignition (i think he had the radio on or something) he was charged with a DUI

americans think walking is communist. or they can't go 10 steps without wheezing for air

no, it's because mike myers has a weird phobia about kissing and you see his avoidance of it in numerous films of his.
once you know it, it becomes pathetic and jarring

How the fuck is giving somebody an std indirect? You literally stick your syphilis ridden cock in her pussy and give it to her because you got too drunk to take your shot of penicillin

Both

It's fucking ridiculous the car obsession in America. Sad as fuck, the king of consoomerism.

t. American

she later called my flaccid dick floppy and laughed.

i was raped.

OI WAS ROIPED IN MOI PROIME

t. reddit retards

In a good portion of the country having a car is borderline, if not outright mandatory.

Imagine Elizabeth Hurley as Cate Archer from No One Lives Forever 1 and 2.

But that's the entire point of alcohol

His whole thing is that he's a pervert sex freak, but still a gentleman spy.

You dumb fucking virginigger. I actually said this one night to a Latvian chick and she got offended at me implying she was drunk. Once that had been cleared up, we got down to business.

Consent. Fucking. Matters. Full stop.

this joke doesn't make sense when you watch the second movie and they reveal she was a fucking robot

lol

A DRUNK COLLEGE AGED MALE IS NEVER IN HIS PROIME!

In a good portion of the country having a car is borderline, if not outright mandatory.

yeah...because you think public transportation is communism lmao

Taking advantage of while you’re also drunk or it’s your girlfriend

Do leftists think these scenarios 99% happen with just a random not drunk guy waiting until a chick is blackout to fuck?

Weren't they a couple when this happened? Fucking your drunk girlfriend is considered rape?

If they're fucking wasted and falling over it can be a turn off. But that was drunk Elizabeth Hurley so I guess it's not the same.

I live in europe and a car is mandatory. Mine was actually out of action recently and it sucked, I barely even know how to use public transport.

I don't know what age you are or anything but even a lame piece of shit car is a million times better than no car at all. Maybe if you're living in the city it's not as big a deal, not any remotely rural area.

the joke is just that james bond would have fucked her no matter how drunk she was
it's a parody, so it's funny for him to be very respectful of consent

Yea we heard you the first time and no one cared

Looking back on this story it pisses me off but my ex was going through dui/probation shit right before Covid leading into it, and because everything got shut down she had somehow had her probation cut short and her interlock cut down by a year. So happy at the time, looking back it was the beginning of the end because suddenly she could drink again.

this wasnt written for the sake of being progressive. the joke is more that a bond-esque character would never turn down a drunk horny woman. its made even more unexpected by the fact that austin was a particularly horny bond-esque character

Walking is kino if you’re in the city, in a lot of places, due to infrastructure, it’s just wildly inconvenient

No, because a medium sized town in the US is the size of an entire province in a European country. We have states with larger populations than dozens of countries.

Post it again maybe someone will give a shit this time lmao

I interpreted this thread as the OP being aware of that and being sarcastic about it, kind of a double sarcasm. Who on Anon Babble makes serious points in favour of woman's rights for threads?

How do we get fortysomething married white women teachers to apply this same reasoning to their underage male pupils?

oh no how horrible, you created a living being

Is that a thing? Can you lay down on a bed with a girl who's drunk consensually and be surprised that she wants to fuck?

Are zoomers like this?

Didn’t Amy Schumer admit to raping a piss-drunk boy she had a crush on in college?

Its classified as the same crime of rape, all a woman has to do is be drunk or allegedly drunk at the time of having sex and she can just say she was raped and ruin a guys life permanently. The reason they classify as rape is because the other party cant consent to things while drunk, but somehow you can consent to driving while drunk

What if both are drunk? Counts as raping each other?

Nope

Her being drunk isn't actually what made him stop. The fact that she was his old partner's daughter is what made him stop. And like with her mother, Austin knows better than to shit where he eats unless there is a genuine connection, and he couldn't be sure due to the alcohol. Throwaway pussy is for villainesses and random side character hoes marked for death, not your spy partner with whom you life will depend on. The exception to this being if it is already established that getting around is what your female spy partner does causally and you both know you're just blowing off steam.

I agree: women have no agency and cannot be held accountable for their actions.

That must be years old at this point, but when people act shocked that young men are increasingly becoming misogynistic then things like that are just part of the culture causing it.

omg I served him shit on a silver platter and he didn't eat it. he must hate food.

If it's a natural male with a female then she can call rape if she chooses. Then it's a roll of the dice if she can bring it to trial. Then it's another roll of the dice if she can win it - if she wins the man's life is over. If she loses the trial cards are added to the pile for "women's rights are ignored and men get away with anything!!", increasing penalties for all males across society, and the man's reputation is given "ruined" status for the remainder of the game. Obviously if either side can spin some minority status slant on it their odds increase/decrease tremendously.

Them's the rules.

Has anyone mentioned yet how this is just a recersal of the Bind trope where he would fuck anyone? Im sure bo one has even considered this. I am very smart.

at the end of the night we were drunk in her room just laying on her bed talking.

out of nowhere she got on me and started kissing me.

Are zoomers this retarded?

Having sex with a blacked out person sounds boring and uncomfortable

drunk people arent known for making good choices

i'm 35

Austin Powers a man that fuck everything that moves who lived in the 60's a time where people wouldn't stop their copious drug us long enough to eat never once fugged under the influence.
Wut

you have to understand zoomer women hate men so fanatically we really literally never expect that. it's like expecting a little hatted super jew and a suicide bombing super muslim to just magically be friends eating bacon together, the possibility would truly just never occur to you

I tried to do it once with a friend of mine and lost interest. Ended up throwing her on my bed and cuddling up with her for the rest of the night. I think she still thinks we fucked

that's why they did it

this was such an awkward and heavy handed lecture

wrong. are you autistic?

that's the plot of You Don't Mess with the Zohan

The entire movie is the joke, anon. She gets retconned into a fembot as a gag in the first minutes of the sequel

This same thing happened to my brother. Load of shit that the cops don't just give them a stern warning first

How did the concept of taking responsibility get lost on so many girls today who feel entitled to mens bodies?

The point is that Autsin was mellowing. He was a swinger who began to fall for the girl, so he respected her enough to not sleep with her.
If it was any other bimbo he didn't care for, for example, Allota Fagina, he would have nailed her.
He even did sleep with Allota after they had sake in the hottub. She was not sober either, yet he had sex with her.
It's not about consent, it's about respect and love for a single girl.

im a 33 yer old kissless virgin

I'm 35 and first kissed a girl watching this movie in the theater.

LMAOO

I don't think any muslims have seen Austin Powers.

there's nothing wrong with being 34 and sleeping with college sorority girls. acting like it's bad is a retarded r*ddit thinking

Women hate consent.