Welp, it happened. Retards will be retards. Someone died during a Chicken Jockey event in my town's theater. I'm waiting for an article about it to drop.
Welp, it happened. Retards will be retards. Someone died during a Chicken Jockey event in my town's theater...
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OMG IS THIS REAL?
what the fuck is chicken jockey
no im not going to look up the term
Surely he placed a bed first?
It is normal saars people die in cinemas all the time in India too saars
You might not believe in Chicken Jockey, but Chicken Jockey believes in you
i looked it up. it's apparently some enemy in minecraft video game where baby zombie rides bird
doesn't name the city, state, or theatre
0/10 bait
i was thinking if its a more formal name for getting on someones shoulders and fighting someones else on someones shoulders
i thought that was always called chicken and that this was just another term for that
OP here I forgot to mention that I’m trans
*grabs you by your manbun*
Clean it up janny.
i've no idea i just googled minecraft chicken jockey and sort of fast scrolled through those one sentence things that you get as a results without visiting the pages
It was me. I laughed too hard. I'm posting from Heaven right now but my phone is about to die. Can't find an outlet
COFFIN JOCKEY
Holy mother of RIP
showing up to the funeral to throw popcorn
Just respawn in a newly generated map
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Did they sleep in a bed before they died?
Why are people so retarded about this? Anyone who played the games would have seen this mob as well as the spider jockey.
How is this any worse than Bane posting?
i played the game plenty and I never saw one, most of my time is on creative but I did play probably 60 hours of survival
Chicken jockey is the name of the guy who tongues my anus, in the back of the theaters at the Minecraft movie. When everyone is going crazy and making boomers mad I'm in the back just getting creampied like a mother fucker by other Minecraft movie customers.
Yeah I don't see the difference here.
Chat, is this real?
I've seen a few in my mob grinder
Were they vaxxed
So this is like a marketing thing, right?
2 hours and still nothing
Clean it up wagie basedlennial
60 hours
Woah we got an addict here! Slow down buddy you are on your way to mega super addict level (100 hours - jack black)
i respect the dedication to the meme, fallen one.
Why are millennials so bitter and jealous of us?
Chicken jockey is a zoomer heritage moment. this movie looked like shit at first but now i'm thinking its based for starting this.
Cus they're boring shitlib dorks. they wish they had as much fun as we are when they were young.
millennials are human waste
pics or didnt happen
stop having fun and protect trans kids reeeeeee
Gay gen alpha orgy????
bullshit
Yeah, the employee hanged himself after seeing the mess he had to clean up.
Ngl it’s slightly homo how they take their shirts off and give eachother piggy bags and stuff. I think these kids have a lot of pent up sexual energy but there’s no girls around
go to Minecraft Movie
only a few people chuckle quietly during the Chicken Jockey scene
bought three extra large popcorns for nothing and sit through this shit movie like a cuck
SPRACKEN CHONKY
That's not funny my brother died that way
RIP if real may your phone go to phone heaven too
Yes, who wouldn't be jealous of a generation of retards upvoting the forced meme videos of a couple dozen even more retarded zoomie influencers. What a life.
Of all the ways to die, this is easily one of the most embarrassing. Up there with autoerotic asphyxiation.
Go to bed unc
you need to go with friends anon.
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!
muh jealousy
The sign of a low IQ mind is to complain about some fake jealousy. Zoomer here btw.
Up there with autoerotic asphyxiation
oh, you read the article already?
Ded
How? Did he snap his spine trying to chicken jockey some fat bastard around?
It's okay, zoomie, mommy will tuck you in.
Chicken chokeyd on the oversaturation of popcorn in the air
I was raped in the ass during the Chicken Jockey scene in my theater
kek all the little zoomers wagies had to clean up that mess
CHONKER JABBING
I like that it's escalating, hopefully they turn into orgies of violence.
The Zoomer was greenlit by the Boomers
Are you pregnant?
know movie is going to flop
need a way to get retards to see it time and again for the ticket sales
tell zoomers to throw their popcorn around so they get thrown out and then buy another ticket to repeat the process because they'll look 3p1k on tiktok
they actually do it
how is it possible to be this braindead? if a Jew told me he was a liar I still wouldn't believe him. meanwhile zoomers do whatever that same Jew tells them to do in the name of "rizz" or whatever black slang they're using now. sad.
it's true
the jews told us to fuck around in theatres
holy shit
>know movie is going to flop
What? Everyone knew the movie would be a huge success. Minecraft is one of the largest IP in media.
The only outlet in Heaven is Jesus’ sphincter and the line to use it is hundreds of miles long. Talk to you in 250,000 years bro but by that time I’ll probably be a few dozen miles behind you in line with my George Foreman grill
Get a load of this guy who has no clue, how, commas work.
no article
then how did you find out about it? you dont leave your room...
Welp, it happened, I accidentally cummed inside your mom last night, time for you to get a new sister champ.
Yes when they said Chicken Jockey I was shot and killed. It was extremely painful
BASED
TOTAL CHICKEN JOCKEY VICTORY
You're a big guy.