Welp, it happened. Retards will be retards. Someone died during a Chicken Jockey event in my town's theater...

Welp, it happened. Retards will be retards. Someone died during a Chicken Jockey event in my town's theater. I'm waiting for an article about it to drop.

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OMG IS THIS REAL?

what the fuck is chicken jockey
no im not going to look up the term

Surely he placed a bed first?

It is normal saars people die in cinemas all the time in India too saars

You might not believe in Chicken Jockey, but Chicken Jockey believes in you

i looked it up. it's apparently some enemy in minecraft video game where baby zombie rides bird

doesn't name the city, state, or theatre

0/10 bait

i was thinking if its a more formal name for getting on someones shoulders and fighting someones else on someones shoulders
i thought that was always called chicken and that this was just another term for that

OP here I forgot to mention that I’m trans

*grabs you by your manbun*
Clean it up janny.

i've no idea i just googled minecraft chicken jockey and sort of fast scrolled through those one sentence things that you get as a results without visiting the pages

It was me. I laughed too hard. I'm posting from Heaven right now but my phone is about to die. Can't find an outlet

COFFIN JOCKEY

Holy mother of RIP

showing up to the funeral to throw popcorn

Just respawn in a newly generated map

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Did they sleep in a bed before they died?

Why are people so retarded about this? Anyone who played the games would have seen this mob as well as the spider jockey.

How is this any worse than Bane posting?

i played the game plenty and I never saw one, most of my time is on creative but I did play probably 60 hours of survival

Chicken jockey is the name of the guy who tongues my anus, in the back of the theaters at the Minecraft movie. When everyone is going crazy and making boomers mad I'm in the back just getting creampied like a mother fucker by other Minecraft movie customers.

Yeah I don't see the difference here.

Chat, is this real?

I've seen a few in my mob grinder

Were they vaxxed

So this is like a marketing thing, right?

2 hours and still nothing

Clean it up wagie basedlennial

60 hours

Woah we got an addict here! Slow down buddy you are on your way to mega super addict level (100 hours - jack black)

i respect the dedication to the meme, fallen one.

Why are millennials so bitter and jealous of us?

Chicken jockey is a zoomer heritage moment. this movie looked like shit at first but now i'm thinking its based for starting this.

Cus they're boring shitlib dorks. they wish they had as much fun as we are when they were young.

millennials are human waste

pics or didnt happen

stop having fun and protect trans kids reeeeeee

Gay gen alpha orgy????

bullshit

Yeah, the employee hanged himself after seeing the mess he had to clean up.

Ngl it’s slightly homo how they take their shirts off and give eachother piggy bags and stuff. I think these kids have a lot of pent up sexual energy but there’s no girls around

go to Minecraft Movie

only a few people chuckle quietly during the Chicken Jockey scene

bought three extra large popcorns for nothing and sit through this shit movie like a cuck

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SPRACKEN CHONKY

That's not funny my brother died that way

RIP if real may your phone go to phone heaven too

Yes, who wouldn't be jealous of a generation of retards upvoting the forced meme videos of a couple dozen even more retarded zoomie influencers. What a life.

Of all the ways to die, this is easily one of the most embarrassing. Up there with autoerotic asphyxiation.

Go to bed unc

you need to go with friends anon.

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!

muh jealousy

The sign of a low IQ mind is to complain about some fake jealousy. Zoomer here btw.

Up there with autoerotic asphyxiation

oh, you read the article already?

Ded

How? Did he snap his spine trying to chicken jockey some fat bastard around?

It's okay, zoomie, mommy will tuck you in.

Chicken chokeyd on the oversaturation of popcorn in the air

I was raped in the ass during the Chicken Jockey scene in my theater

kek all the little zoomers wagies had to clean up that mess

I like that it's escalating, hopefully they turn into orgies of violence.

The Zoomer was greenlit by the Boomers

Are you pregnant?

know movie is going to flop

need a way to get retards to see it time and again for the ticket sales

tell zoomers to throw their popcorn around so they get thrown out and then buy another ticket to repeat the process because they'll look 3p1k on tiktok

they actually do it

how is it possible to be this braindead? if a Jew told me he was a liar I still wouldn't believe him. meanwhile zoomers do whatever that same Jew tells them to do in the name of "rizz" or whatever black slang they're using now. sad.

the jews told us to fuck around in theatres

holy shit

>know movie is going to flop

What? Everyone knew the movie would be a huge success. Minecraft is one of the largest IP in media.

The only outlet in Heaven is Jesus’ sphincter and the line to use it is hundreds of miles long. Talk to you in 250,000 years bro but by that time I’ll probably be a few dozen miles behind you in line with my George Foreman grill

Get a load of this guy who has no clue, how, commas work.

no article

then how did you find out about it? you dont leave your room...

Welp, it happened, I accidentally cummed inside your mom last night, time for you to get a new sister champ.

Yes when they said Chicken Jockey I was shot and killed. It was extremely painful

BASED
TOTAL CHICKEN JOCKEY VICTORY

You're a big guy.