Haha I'm new what exactly am I supposed to be doing?

haha I'm new what exactly am I supposed to be doing?

Start getting your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us

you have to watch a 10 minute and 5 seconds video for that

OP has heart

Today I will become Shot Caller...

fucking CHILLS

SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL FUCKIN WEED.

Shot status: Called

It was so kino after he killed Beast and gave his terms to the security guard.

All arrangments are still good, along with your monthly deposits. But I ... *looks at camera* Call the shots now

my favorite line was

how's it feel to be the amc original series the walking dead?

from the beastmaster

I have the keys to the thread.

start putting in work, wood, there are no free rides

this motherfucker puts in the WORK

Get his lame out of here

what exactly am I supposed to be doing?

this

Greenlit

Let me just spell it out for you, fish.

what?

dubs

Anyone who doesn't get dubs is getting their cheeks busted, the shotcaller just greenlit it

I’m more of a beekeeper chad myself.

beekeeper

literally or metaphorically

get sent to prison?

because of Anon Babble constantly talking about it i thought Shot Caller was this super popular modern classic but every time i mention it being awesome to somebody IRL they have no fucking clue what i'm talking about. why don't normoids into Shot Kino?

Bottles was the best. Man of many faces.

Those lames are greenlit
t.the beast

Like with my computer skills?

Only a select few are allowed to wear that ink.

Based.

This guy looks completely different in every role he has

I got a boner

Ay, ay, ay, hold on a minute there, wood. Gonna have to unhoop that paperwork real quick so we know for sure you ain't no chomo.

It's crazy going back to those original Wes Watson interviews and seeing how insane he is now.

I always got dem PAPERS on me

THIS

Here's the deal your salary is going to stay the same, and you have to clean up that mess I made

Good to see you boys still puttin in the work. Remember there is strength in numbers.

theres a lot of weird instances where a movie has famous actors, mainstream appeal, a basic plot and budget but somehow it slips through the cracks and no normies see it even though its not remotely obscure as a film. Shot Caller is one of those, idk maybe its because its an aryan movie but it is that weird middle ground where most of the actors are nobodies favorite so it lacks those fans that will see anything with their favorite actor in it

He said odd future

How do I let my mom know I'm ready to call the shots without being rude?

Tell her you have an open room policy you'll show her how a white man fucks

started pretending I'm doing solitary in my NEET chamber

Anyone have a copy of The Human Animal hooped up that I can borrow?

Checked, and you haven't talked to me about it.

everyones an angel to someone

Based and same. Just doing push-ups and reading books in my cell, plus an hour of yard time each day to get tan. Growing out my mustache like Money too.

mfw I learned The Human Animal by Kieran Sequoia wasn't a real book

why do they do it free? I never understood this

NOOOO, one of us bros has to write it then

the entire book is just Anon Babble shotcaller threads

THAT

keep putting in that work, anon

Just washed my hands. What now?

1) Iron up
2) Locate farmer
3) Remove farmer's head from body
4) Keep putting in that work.

Let her know whether you want dinner now, or in 1-2 hours, whether you're focused on kinos or reading etc., not to bother you. That's how you call shots.

tfw unironically started getting fit after seeing this kino

500 navy seals, ripper count em

Makes the coolest looking crab shuffle retreat move in your path

how did he learn this power?

in six months all NEETs emerge worldwide, each in amazing physical shape with slicked hair and kino mustaches

iron up, jannies are coming

What's this type of stabbing called?

the baba yaga

Shanking

I'll do the computer work (shitpost)

currycel's been stepping on our toes lately, gotta remind them who runs this yard. whole NEETpile's getting down.

5 years later

thousands of video essays come out

How One Movie Cured the Male Loneliness Epicdemic

RIP THAT
FARMERS
HEAD OFF

Hoop that image macro and give me 200 navy seals, wood.

500 navy seals(shitpost) rn

clean hands

you’re greenlit

mewing

Why is this so funny? Every time I see edits of this "Start Doing This" thumbnail, I giggle like a maniac.

I think its because the satires and real thumbnails are nearly indistinguishable

I think part of the reason I find it so funny is the image of the person watching youtube videos about how to be more like Thomas Shelby or Money etc. that it evokes.

Start calling shots.

based, the King Tut one is my favorite

I'd rather do this instead

based

we smokin symbiotes with this one

ALL JANNIES ARE GREENLIT

don't forget