Marries a man because he compliments her weaknesses

marries a man because he compliments her weaknesses

she is a cyborg that had her humanity taken from her

he is a human willing to fight enemies 10 times more powerful than he is for the sake of the people he loves

he is willing to sacrifice his wishes for the sake of mankind

he is willing to give her and her brother a second chance to redeem themselves

reminds her, a cyborg stripped from her human feelings, of what humanity really is about

pushes him when he got injured by mere human bullets, the warrior that could survive superpowerful beams by creatures 10x stronger, because he is letting himself go

People yap about Goku, but Krillin is the real winner.

His giga simping almost got the world destroyed, lucky for him it all worked out in the end.

Fuck off Paco.

Android 17 saved all the universes. Krillin saved 17. Thus Krillin saved all the universes.

People yap about Goku, but Krillin is the real winner.

winner

4ft 2inches

Dr. Gero made the androids.
Dr gero made them to kill goku because goku destroyed the red ribbon army.
Once again, goku saves all the universes.

chink midget marries a blonde woman

In Dragon Ball, a supernatural tale of aliens fighting androids and magical creatures, this is the most unrealistic event

17 and 18 are cyborgs, not androids.
It's just a matter of mistranslation.

Dragon Ball Z peak Anime peak TV will never be replicated

Kill all androids

seething lanklets

many such cases

But enough about Gurren Lagann.

pussywhipped manlet that acts as the breadwinner and housewife while the robot sits on her ass doing nothing

she is a cyborg that had her humanity taken from her

Did she ever even actually express a hatred for this? She sure seemed to enjoy the power. 17 sure the fuck loved it. I feel like at best they were mad that Gero made them stepping stones for Cell to become perfect. I mean the bitch genocides almost all of humanity in Trunk's universe/timeline whatever the fuck they call it now after Super.

She is literally just a housewife post android saga.

He was a cop and basically cheating. He didn't have to worry about getting killed by some nigger randomly firing his gat. At least until like OP said they made characters oddly weak against bullets and lasers. Pretty sure even Goku (in base form) got hurt by regular bullets in Super. Then obviously that time he got btfo by a Frieza goon laser in RoF.

Even as a kid Goku and Krillin could take bullets no problem, but with Super it was basically a "call to action".
18 motivated Krillin to get strong again so no weak weeny bank robber could hurt her man, Goku only did it out of fun.

HOLY COW! OOLONG?!?! It's MATING SEASON for you?!?! You have COME OUT of your PEN and * GULP* INTO my WIFE?!?! So what you are SAYING is, that you are EXTRA HORNY and your BODY has gone into OVERDRIVE when PRODUCING SEMEN?!?! ! You're gonna OPEN her VAGINA like a CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE with your CORKSCREW SWINE-COCK?!? You're GONNA ROLL around in the MUD with HER ALL DAY FOR A WEEK?!?! WHOOOOPPEEEEEE!!! I can HARDLY CONTAIN myself, just THINKING about WATCHING the TWO of you during your BREEDING SESSIONS and then being ALLOWED to MOP UP the PIG-CUM while you HIT the HAY!!! MAN, when you're done with HER, the HOUSE will be a PIGSTY!!! You REALLY mean it when you say you want to PUMP my WIFE with a LITTER of PIGLETS?!?! WOO HOO!! I can't WAIT to FILM your 30 minute ORGASM from my special CLOSET. I can SEE it NOW: YOU, the HORNY, DIRTY PIG, going HAM on my BELOVED'S PRISTINE PUSSY and FILLING her with ONE SHOT and then, a couple months later, having a BUNCH of little PIGMEN TROTTING about the HOUSE. WWWHHAAAA---?!!?. And you're saying that these half-human-half-pig
ABOMINATIONS will be so FUCKED in the genes, that they will RAPIDLY DEVELOP into PIGHUMANOIDS with the MINDS of HOGS?!?! And these ANIMALISTIC BEASTS will have only ONE THING in their MIND?!?! And that THING will be SEX?!?! And since they are SO far genetically from my 18, that they won't even SEE her as a MOTHER?!?!? Stop beating around the bush already! Just SAY that these FREAKS of NATURE will RAVAGE my WIFE like she is a PIECE of MEAT!!! YES YES YES!!! I can imagine her SQUEALS of JOY as she is PLEASURED by these BEASTS in ways that she has NEVER experienced before!!!! IMAGINE the SMELL of ALL the PIGS SHITTING and FUCKING in THIS SMALL BEDROOM!! I'm getting AROUSED just THINKING about it! YABBA DABBA DOO WE GOTTA GET YOU TWO TO PORKING RIGHT AWAY!!!!

manlet

balding

managed to wife a 10/10 woman

This is why fiction > reality

JINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O-Oolong-dono, you want to give 18 your CORKSCREW PENIS.......LITERALLY!!???!!! Your FAT STINKY OINKER will be GRAFTED onto her so that she can PEG ME PIGGY STYLE??!!!?!?! And it will cause her to SLOWLY TRANSFORM!???!!?! By this time next week, she'll be a GROTESQUE CHIMERA that is neither MAN NOR BEAST!??!!??! My nightly BUTT PLAY SESSIONS will get INCREASINGLY SAVAGE as she SUCCUMBS to the MAD BOAR'S CURSE!!??!! A GIGANTIC MAZE will be CONSTRUCTED AROUND US so that we can NEVER ESCAPE!!??? She'll be FOREVER DOOMED to feverishly WANDER ITS HALLS while WEARING ME LIKE A CODPIECE!!?!!!!!? And I won't be allowed the SWEET MERCY OF DEATH since I'll get sustenance from her BACON GREASE SWEAT and PORK FAT SEMEN!!??!! Meanwhile, you'll wish yourself into a HANDSOME HUMAN STUD with the Dragon Balls, declare me DECEASED and collect my LIFE INSURANCE??!!!???! And instead of just WISHING YOURSELF RICH TO BEGIN WITH, you're doing it this way JUST BECAUSE YOU HATE MY GUTS???!!!??! YABBA DABBA DOO, WHEN CAN WE START?????!!!??!?????!

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Hien san "destructo disc" technique is actually very good and nasty and it was all Krillin's design, Frieza copied it from him after watching him do it (and fucked himself up like a retard afterwards with it)

Krillin is the actual strongest human in Earth. Anyone else isn't pure human at all.

AMWF

based

Saar do not redeem the zenkai boost

It begs the question why Goku doesn't just throw a million Kienzans around. Sure a strong opponent can stop them but only if they focus their aura and are aware.

It wouldn't be fun to watch, would it?

post 18

Laughs in Tien

Or what about, a spirit bomb focused into a destructo disk?

Who?!

-Akira

The hottest woman in the DBZ universe is AI

Android 18 and 17 are Cyborgs, not actual androids.

I don't speak nip

Funimation dub is canon

Tien is... a man of his time.
Remember how Tao Pai Pai had a 200 power level yet he could break concrete with his fingers, then kick a concrete piece while he was on it and fly across the entire world?
Yeah...

Based and kino pilled.

Tien is cool, but he is a jobber compared to based Krillin
Goku is kind of a brute retard going all blunt attacks. Ki is manifested in strange ways in DB and it's almost visually explained but never completely something canon. As if Toriyama knew how does all of this work but never outright explained it. Like Goku getting rekt by a tiny laser attack from the back when he withstands the kiloton dickpunches from Buu. In the same movie, Whiz explained that he gets cocky and drops his "defenses", and even hurts him by slapping him in the back of the head.

Dragon Ball canon has been kept in a good state actually, even throughout the years, and when there was a plothole they explained it later, in DB fashion at least, with humor or just a dismissal. Like beast people existing and then not so much: it was just a fashion drug of the times and people liked to transform into animals.

I mean i've seen series shit the bed 5 episodes in, so it's impressive that Dragon Balls has been kept so well until now. Kinda.

I don't watch dragon ball, its shit.
Z is where to start.

destroys your universe

short and bald man can only marry artificial women