how come there aren't any actual ninja kinos out there?
How come there aren't any actual ninja kinos out there?
nothing ever comes close to how i hope it will be in my head. its all been a huge disappointment
Because all of the things that made ninja cool are fictional tropes. Actual ninja aren't interesting, they're just 19th century hitmen with knives.
It's too secretive
another thing that sucks is the main actor would never go full ninja mask noooo you gotta see his fuckin face
Pretty sure there are if fanmade gunship/carpbrut etc music videos are accurate
your Naruto until season 5?
Oh there’s plenty of them. you just can’t see them
Ninja assasin was pretty good
Always saw commercials for this on various DVDs when I was younger but is it any good?
Naruto was good up until that fight at the bridge, after that it took a hard downturn
Nice
not good enough. had a couple cool moments but nah
The appeal of a ninja is their silence and mystery, something hollywood cannot stand to portray with a main character.
Unironically Priddy good, if you made it Tull now without seeing it, you might like it even more, comparing it to the fucking trash that's been pumped out the last few years.
Batman Begins you nonce
ninja/samurai movies arent my thing ţbh, certainly none i remember but pic related is probably the best i've seen, very enjoyable and memorable
It's great fun, good action, brutal, the story involving the protag and his trainer and stuff is decent, the other plots are meh, but what do you expect from a cheese action movie.
I want to be neenja
Ninja: Shadow of a Tear
The Hunted (1995) probably the only kino ninja movie ever made
Uhhh... TMNT much anon? Only one good movie but it's fantastic.
Beverly Hills Ninja
its great except for the western characters who are glowniggers
how come there aren't any actual ninja kinos out there?
Wot?
Not so fast...
i do love american ninja 1 and 2
Almost made me do a spit take.
I don't know but Ninja Gaiden 2 on the NES is kino with the cutscenes.
Just do Ninja Gaiden.
Be 16 year old Ryu
Father dies in ninja duel
Get the dragon sword
Kill demons
Hot 20+ year old cradle robbing CIA agent gf
"Ah, we expected Jaquio to lose."
"Good, all according to plan. I Ashtar, the Prince of Darkness will now use the Sword of Chaos to rule the world!"
Dragon sword crafted from dragon fang
Sword of Chaos crafted from demon bone
Fuck, that one sounds like shit
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You may not believe this, but she turned that gag into an Amazon Prime movie deal.
They weren't even that. Ninja were historically just spies. They stood around sweeping courtyards hoping to overhear a conversation with juicy strategic info. They eavesdropped to learn troop movements. At worst they would poison some guys food/drink so he'd be too sick to lead an army giving his side time to get more dudes. Every story of them being super assassins is bullshit
Well, realistically, "ninja" were really just any people involved in espionage, infiltration, and sabotage.
The Hunted
Because ninjas are not real.
the ninjas stole them all
honestly thought you guys were referring to the movie with benicio del toro and tommy lee jones about the operator guys which I guess are sorta like western ninjas
Fuck you OP I've had the "I want to be neenja" song stuck in my head all day and just when I recover, I see this thread.
take chow down to china town!
House of Ninjas is pretty cool.
It isn't the 80's any more.