Pure reddit slop

pure reddit slop

op I will reach through cyberspace and fucking strangle you

Reddit kino, actually

A controversial opinion

Pure millenial you-had-to-be-there kino

no, it is kino.

THATS A LOTTA NUTS

boomers used to piss and shid their pands watching this garbage

grim state of affairs

Basically every moderately good comedy post 2000 is labeled as reddit.

It’s an 80 minute TikTok. No plot. No structure. Just the main guy wandering from skit to skit. All the zany nonsequitor humor that Reddit and TikTok love traces its DNA to movies like this.

ALFALFA

CHICKEN JOCKAYYYYYY

how are people like OP still filtered by simple antihumor, is it autism?

No plot

The plot is that a 'chosen one' has his family murdered as an infant by a demon-aligned warrior who fears the prophecies about him.
The infant escapes and trains his entire life to fight the man who killed his family, before eventually, in adulthood seeking a grandmaster who can help him complete the final stages of his training... I can continue if you wish

It’s an 80 minute TikTok

8 minute attention span mentality

There's no irony or cynicism

He is an idiot, we purposely trained him wrong, as a joke

reddit hates it for being racist

The part where they lady goes "Buh-bye" and rolls the baby down the hill is one of the hardest laugh I've ever had

If you don't laugh at THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS you have no soul

Betty?

It's not even anti-humor, it's just funny jokes

my name is mmmmmmmmm betty

It doesn't appeal to third world sensibilities because it has too many layers (it's not a TikTok-esque reel where a farmer's wagon gets unhitched down a hill or a brownoid becomes rich following a Tiktok trend wrapping feces in tin foil). They genuinely don't understand that they're like 2 decades behind Western humor. That's actually why they might be coming off as retards.

it's genuinely one of the best jokes in cinema history

WE ARE BOTH VENTRILOQUISTS VENTRILOQUISTS VENTRILOQUISTS WE ARE BOTH VENTRILOQUISTS AND WE PRACTICE EVERY DAY

This kino predates plebbit by 3 years, fuck off scum

My nipples look like Milk Duds

You go that way, I'll go home

Is something I quote often

sequel bait at the end of the movie

never release or even intend to make a sequel

I was so confused as a kid

This film came out 3 years before reddit even existed you dumb ass zoomer

This is a reddit website

It's a net and it's tiny

Excuse me kind blacksmith, do you know where I can find some little, silver, triangular pyramid caps roughly an inch and a half in diameter?

right here in my hand

*chokes on fly*

kung pow enter the KINO

I am bleeding, making me the victor

reddit did not exist when this film was released

ay tone, you hear what i said?

i said 'thats a lot of nuts!' ehehehe

OP calls movie reddit

everybody spouts lines from the movie like that reddit band kid who thinks it's quirky to quote Monty Python out of context in public

OP wins this round