Friday night with 2 pizzas and a new season of Blacked Mirror. Life couldn't get any better

Friday night with 2 pizzas and a new season of Blacked Mirror. Life couldn't get any better.

blacked mirror

I hope you made a typo

where are the vegetables you fat fuck

Looks like some good asss 'zaa

The tomato sauce is the vegetable according to Michelle Obama.

almost as much crust as pizza

Do americans really?

Blacked Mirror

gonna be a great night with the wife

That pizza looks horrible but I'm still sort of jealous.

do you eat pizza for health reasons or

le 5 leaves per entire pizza

The AI said she’s right, chud.

I'm surprised to see someone order the "deep dish" from dominos. A lot of people don't know they have that.

do you import your pizzas from abroad?

Your pizzas. Give them to me. Now.

All apart of the plan to the unbalanced trade deficit and revitalize American industry. You gotta break some eggs to make an omelette.

Trade deficit is a normal thing, it's impossible for trade to be 50/50 cause nations are never the same in terms of size for example

Single. 100%.

Euros are too retarded to make a proper ‘za. they have no clue.

deep dish

thats a pan pizza retard

From abroad? No, usually its a dude who delivers them.

oops

Aspergerlord? Glaston?

arm no its a circle not a square

Same shit and you know it.

Well that's what reciprocal tariffs seek to ameliorate.

Back in the day I used to be able to pack away 2 pizzas easy. Now I can barely even finish a single large pizza on my own, and if I do I feel like a beached whale for the rest of the night. I used to be so fucking cool guys. I could eat anything, and I could piss really far.

Heh

why

Only 2 op? What will you have to eat as a post kino snack?

There's no evidence reciprocal tariffs does any economic good on average so they are junk rain dance belief

I don't need a woman in my life that badly. Having someone around who mistreats you is worse than being alone.

The new parmesan stuffed crust from Dominos? Now get 2-topping medium pie for $10.99 deal?

life couldn't get any better

you could have a twelve pack and some DUDE

Try not to be so obvious with your b8 anon, its embarassing.

who mistreats you

?

Maybe I don't understand what a blacked wife is. You'll have to explain it to me.

A blacked wife is a non Black wife engaging in interracial sex with Black men

new season of Blacked Mirror. Life couldn't get any better.

weekly wipe mogs the shit out of anything else brooker's ever done

All about the sauce. Reduce the crusts to thin and you're set. Unless you're gonna use them as bread sticks. Dunk in honey

better than Screenwipe?

Yeah single, 100%.

Dunk in honey

Do amerifats really?

But I earn $200 euros an hour. Do you?

It's Dominos, ofc it's horrible. But some people will even pay someone else to abuse them. So you get what we have here.

Haggard European hands typed this. I'm sorry that your only Epicurean delight is sawdust-filled bread.

Yes

I'm going to get pizza now. where should I get pizza from in Vancouver bros.

Ok fatty lmao

Cope. I eat like a king. I want Asian cuisine? That's just a quick phone call away. Hawaiian? New joint just opened down the street. Italian? Please. What do you have? Goulash and kapusta? Pity.

Nope

If you're eating both of those pizzas, you will be dead in ten years.

Thank God. If I eat four can I have it reduced to five years?

Nice anon. I got an 8 corner from Jet's. Watching Law and Order season 4 at the moment

take eight dominos crusty bread, and we'll bury you in the morning

Then neither of us have to worry about these little bumps. Only the poors need to worry. We don’t even eat the same food as them!

Yes godspeed, anon.

This idiot thinks take out is only available in his country lmao

Pepperoni is my favorite, but there's not enough on that. Ask for a refund.

Are you prepared to give up an arm and a leg for a pizza? That's what I thought. Keep coping.

2 pizzas

mediums
are you a woman?
i'd barely get through a few youtube shorts with that paltry offering

Im fat always been but even I couldn't get through all that

I agree HOWEVER sometimes its nice to eat slop food

vegetables make you fart more and won't really do much to prevent OP from putting all those transfats into his belly

Dunk in honey

you people make me fucking sick, you know that?

Im fat always been but even I couldn't get through all that

why not?

You're just a hater. That queen is living her best life, and you're seething over it.

That queen is living her best life,

yeah until she dies prematurely of a heart attack, I hate you too.

No we dip it in marinara or ranch.

Terrible see through b8, but what I will say is she can embrace her fatness all she wants, but she shouldnt be able to force her fatness onto others. God forbid i see that blubber walk by when Im trying to eat.

People weren't meant to live past 30 anyway. I always say that a short life brimming with experiences and sensual pleasure is better than the one spent seething over the former until you croak at 80 from prostate cancer or some shit.
Of course a frail bag of bones such as yourself would be intimidated by the powerful and regal aura of an American queen walking past you.

Terrible b8

I miss living near jet's.

I'm watching the first episode, and this is already retarded. The guy has to work 40 hours of overtime a month to make $300?

vegetables make you fart more

not if you're a healthy person and eat them regularly

Post wrist and ask me how I know you’re alone and still going to devour both of those all by yourself you fat fucking slob

Is the left pizza just cheese?

2 whole pizzas just for you? Fat fuck.

My local pizza place, back when I was a kid, had those pieces of white plastic seperating the slices, but white. My younger sister used to ask to keep them, and wash them off. She had a big collection, and would get them all out to play restaurant with her dolls. She’s dead now.

Man FUCK you guys. I'm really hungry but I don't want to cook.

i got a bogo free domminoes pizza, one with original crust and one with pan pizza.

The pan pizza sucks so bad. Its too wet. Original mogs

dominos pan pizzas need to be baked in the oven 12-14 more minutes and then they're A-tier

Unc getting mad at people online for eating.

Looks like there is chicken on there.

Little Caesar's used to have them and I would always poke people with them. Shit was surprisingly painful. RIP to your sister and her dolls.

Someone post scene from the Whale of Brendan Frasier eating pizza covered in Ranch. I thought I saved it but can't find it.

Eurocucks btfo