I could've been different.
I could've been different
No way OP you were always gonna turn out like this. Me? I actually could've been different
We were all destined to be losers, its why we came to this website to start with.
that webm
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avatarfag
smoking le cool
No, you were doomed from birth.
This website has nothing to do with it, it's the internet in general. It's a perfect getaway for people who don't have a voice in the real world to scream at the top of their lungs.
Caspere knew this.
Season 2 is the most kino season. Literally better than 1.
that's what you tell yourself
You're a retard if you think of yourself in the past tense.
If only I hadn't discovered the internet. If only I never started watching anime. Fuck my life.
you were doomed from birth
Wrong I still have time to change things. I'm only 30... heh
It really is. I've seen both through twice and season 2 was wayyyy better on rewatch than season 1
Depends, brother. I'm fairly younger than you so I have no grounds to preach to you or tell you how it is or whatever but I do hope you're putting in some effort each and every day towards a goal. As for TD, yes, Season 2 is way better. The characters are very endearing once you unpack them with multiple viewings.
it still hurts
Pizzolato is such a cruel troll.
Oh no, it's a shame that villain wore a mask! How else could we identify that one detective that always dresses like a wannabe cowboy and is a public nuisance?
Anon dropping the truth nukes
I never could've been different, it was over for me from the moment of creation.
Is S2 worth an entire rewatch, or does it just have sporadic good moments?
That's a lotta fucking blow.
Entire rewatch
Also how could you smash that much cocaine and straight liquor? Fuck that I can snort shit+drink but only beers
Literally me.
Based
Frank is so based. I thought he was miscast for the longest time, but now I know it's kino
here. When I'm on one of those types of Velcoro meltdowns I'll put down 1 and 3/4ths 8balls and an entire bottle of whiskey over a few hours, eventually the booze catches up and takes over the coke and I pass out for a few hours, somehow don't die, and then after making myself puke I finish the coke and sit there for an hour in total regret and misery while blowing blood chunks out of my nose and wondering if I should just buy more coke then eventually decide to just eat some fast food slop and sleep for 18 hours. It's pretty pathetic and stupid but yeah.
the shadowboxing
the taking off your shirt
the ugly weeping
Jesus fucking Christ, thank god I drink alone
blowing blood chunks
Fuck that. Why not do MDMA or LSD? The side effects of doing that much coke seem nuts in comparison
WHAT A LIFE
I don't like other drugs as much. Opiates are okay but coke and booze are my go to.
tfw
Determinism is gay and effeminate
Fatalism however
I get like this after an edible and a couple of beers, I should never do hard drugs
based
only plebbitors disagree
Jesus Christ I just realized I have a painting of John Wayne from The Searchers in my kino room where I sit alone drinking and eating TV dinners just like that. I've watched season 1 three times and never noticed it. He's literally me except I never cheated on my ex wife with Daddario. This is my least favorite life.
Name ONE (1) plotpoint in season 2 of True Detective.
Raped wife, Caspere, Frank's investments, Nails loyalty, foreign rape gangs selling sex slaves, elites profiting off sex slaves, etc...
Gay cop is gay
Fat pussy
I actually take comfort thinking it couldn't have.
You can only step into the same river once and you are wetter than a Mexican on thanksgiving
They say actions speak louder than words, Ray. But when I start kicking the shit out of a blind man, I'm gonna make damn sure he's all ears
Rachel McAdams liking big dicks
Velcoro's fat ginger son being bullied
crust
Conway Twitty
Rachel McAdams liking big dicks
oh yeah?
The only problem with season 2 is there are too many plotpoints. Faggot cop could have been completely removed from the season and it would have been better.
Velcoro thinks his son isn't actually his son, rather he is from the guy that raped his ex
there's a whole scene where she talks in depth to a support group about her addiction to them (big dicks).
youtube.com
Gay cop gave us the best shootout
It's a mirror and he's watching The Searchers on TV, but your point still stands.
season 2 was hated because the plot was unironically too complex and deep for audiences
It's a pretty good scene, but it's basically the only good thing he does the entire season. I like the actor too, it just seemed like why the hell is this a character we are following for chunks of the first few episodes?
THE STATION PULLS AWAYYYY FROM THE TRAIN
THE BLUE PULLS AWAYYYY FROM THE SKY
THE WHISPER OF TWO BROKEN WINGS
MAYBE THEY'RE YOURSSSS
MAYBE THEY'RE MINE
Nice, frank posting is very difficult. No AI can do it. it takes a certain finesse and life experience.
The big conspiracy for the season was also a dud
young girls whore themselves out in hollywood
No shit sherlock, who gives a shit?
Compare that to S1 or S3 or even the dyke season
tainted tap water
Did Pizza steal from IASIP?
It would have been way better if his scenes were more of him being tacticool and helping Velcoro while taking down people like Rick Springfield the plastic surgeon instead of sucking dick and arguing with his latina gf for sure.
S3 didn't have a conspiracy either
tfw no junkie secretly super talented qt plays and sings in a bar ran by a scarfaced mexican qt while I get drunk and plan crimes gf
THE ONE WHERE YOU FLY AND I DON'T
imagine being born black
things white people think about at least once a day
That wasn't the big conspiracy. The whoring was a die hustle that the jew and the mayor's son were involved in that helped the crew uncover the actual big conspiracy which was vinci existing as a city solely to do money laundering and the government, land development corporations, and gangs taking money and land from the high speed rail project.
Yeah they're pretty awful and most of them don't even try to make sense.
side hustle*
She's saying this ironically mate
all of those are kino under the right circumstances
2 is better than most of Anon Babble's attempts. I only watched s2 for the first time last year and I was amazed at how little even the "good" rayposting actually sounded like the character.
Well I imagine she does like big dicks.
how do you know?
She doesn't want to be in therapy it was a humiliation ritual from her chief
Not him but I know she said it ironically because she said my three inches of hard meat was the best she ever had when we have sex in the VR Rachel McAdams Sex Dungeon program I spent ten years programming and completing after watching Mean Girls.
Wait Rachel McAdams was in mean girls?
Yeah, she plays mean girl.
waht the fuck
She aged well and owes me sex.
I deserve need this and deserve this
I think she's way hotter in TD2 than in Mean Girls
I want to have a threeway with both versions.
sleeping after coke
alcohol taking over
what absolute shit are you buying lmao
Literal fishscale off the boat from Belize, and it's a pass out after pounding a handle of whiskey and hitting the bag and lifting until my heart is going to give out and my body just shuts down. I've had far too much practice so don't talk shit about things you don't know about rookie. I'm not proud of it either, I'm just telling the truth. Eventually you just fall out.