Reddit personified makes a heel turn and stars in the most based...

The guy that writes these books is a based nutjob, there's endless paragraphs of gearfapping. It's better than the Reacher show while being just as ridiculous.

Have you ever seen a redditor in-person before? Their arms are almost skeletal-thin when they aren't as fat as a motorcycle, I'd bet they would snap off their joints if they tried to pick up a sack of rice.

This show was so, so close to being good if they didn't spend so much time on the "woah my head fuzzy I miss my daughtah" scenes. Shit dragged. Still mogs Reacher though.

Jesus Christ, getting married and having kids is just fucking self-castration.Embarassing.

can u operate Anon Babble?

Or just don't bring children into a world where they can be kidnapped/raped/murdered etc. You can't protect them from everything. If you have a kid you are consenting to the posibility of absolutely any of the worst, most torturous things happening to them and if they do, you are the ultimate cause of it.

Yes, if your kid gets raped, it's your fault. Yes, if they get murdered, it's your fault. Everything that happens to them is ultimately started by you.

Way more people work warehouses and retail jobs on Reddit compared to here I'll tell you that

Only Reddit cuckolds would take those sort of jobs. People here opt out of slaving to schlomo and NEET.

Sure it does, I absolutely couldn’t give less of a fuck about politics. Either side, don’t care. Don’t vote. Don’t engage in talking about politics. It’s ruining entertainment and there was a time (it was probably before you were born) where politics wasn’t forced into every facet of our lives. It was awesome.

You sound like the kind of brokeback cucks that aren't even forklift certified

real world affairs (politics) interfere in my consuming of left-wing audiovisual propaganda

sincerely get a grip

certified

You mean the 20 minutes the alcoholic retard follows you around while fucking around on his phone before give you a piece of copy paper he lazily signed before fucking back off to his office to watch porn on his computer? That certified?

durrrrrrrr everything is either left wing or right wing or else my entire life has no meaning because my parents ignored me durrrrrrrrrr

Hey watch it buddy, the loader carries the skids but we carry you on our fucking backs

Wait, the journalist is his love interest in the books?

Life is politics. Reality is politics. Sorry that real life exists to disrupt your manchild fantasy world. You fucking loser.

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Please kill yourself. Phone posting dick.

reality is politics

No it fucking isn’t. This kind of thinking is done by retards who used to make religion their entire identity and since the collapse of the family unit killed that they need a new thing to believe in so they make it politics. You really think I’m actually going to sit down at a computer and waste time with you fucking idiots? Go get a job or a girlfriend or better yet do a the world and your family a favor and do a flip.

Media south of Teletubbies are always about life, about politics. Go watch that.

season 2 where

Reddit personified

I don't see Pedro Pascal

Kitsch's prequel spinoff this fall, nothing on s2 though

For real? I like Kitsch but I wanted to see more Constance Wu and just the sequel in general

>John Carter guy

Man... motherfucker is box office poison.
Gonna flop hard.

lol based

But wait, it gets even better

Chris Pratt has 4 children: 2 sons and 2 daughters

Praying for him to have even more. He needs to get on Mel's level.

he was solid in waco and primeval the stoic act suits him better now that he's older

Reddit personified

Christian ex-missionary who enjoys hunting and married a Schwarzenegger

I liked the bit where they say he has a brain tumor and hallucinates constantly, and in spite of this he's a 100% reliable narrator anyway

If my kid is a baller, that's my fault. If my kid gets mad pussy, that's my fault. If my kid anally violates you for saying stupid bullshit, that's my fault.

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