/cbb/ Celebrity Big Brother UK - EVICTION NIGHT

Reminder that it's vote to save

Up for Eviction:

Mickey

Jack

Michael

Previous thread:

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PREVIOUSLY:

The housemates nominated for the first time

Since its only been three days the nominations were pretty random and petty reasons such as "He looks like the Joker"

I guess Big Brother allowed them to do bullshit answers due to the time frame

Mickey, Jack and Michael are all up

TONIGHT:

One of them goes

You can vote on the Big Brother App

Its vote to save remember

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Forgot to post these, actually forgot someone did these.

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Just checking whether the 15 min timer is on

Let's fucking go!

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We reckon Jack's off as it's vote to save? Or Michael maybe. Hope it's Jack, he's dead boring

That's a fuckin paddlin'!

It's Michael since its vote to save

Mickey will be voted in due to being the main entertainment of the show this year, people will wanna see what he does next and if it'll get him booted

Jack gets the Corrie fans vote

Casting for that was amazing in retrospect, he's got the same big forehead and lack of chin as his telly ma

Fucking hell Hope Stape is a big fat cunt

Fabricant out tonight I reckon.

AJ looking like the secret police

Lel, Ricky's alseep!

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AJ wearing a proper gentleman's suit makes Will look like even more of a colossal faggot than usual.

I'm here
Why is AJ dressed as a man where is the slaggy outfit

DANNY BEARD NIPS

She's in her Eurythmics era, I fear

barely any posts

It's so over for the big brother bants

Hmm I wonder how Mickey and David managed to stay up for "days at a time"

On eviction night too RIP.
I miss the BB20 livestream threads

Trisha exposing her thoughts on assistants

yeahh these threads are way slower than the normal bbuk ones were, quite sad really cuz their good fun

BB20 was still the most screenshot worthy. I remember last celeb didn't have many screenies yet.

AJ Apoopoo serving CUNT in that outfit

Same with last Celeb too, I think people are more interested in Civilian. Though last year had an abysmal line up.

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*saves Zeze Mills from being evicted in the first week in your path*

Vile jewish witch

I prefer civilian, I get more invested in the personalities. I wish ITV saw it that way.
It helps this is short and sweet though.

HS2 and EU talk

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LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Danny Beard booing Brexit as if he even has a clue

michael saying that immigrants are good for the country and then trisha says hes being islamophobic

Michael actually very reasonable but Temu Oprah spoiling for a fight

I'm of Jewish extraction...

Oi!

What the fuck, Trisha!?

Crying Islamophobia out of nowhere.

Fuck me this cunt can't die soon enough.

Sick of the love island faggot, he's literally gayer than Danny

its another case of these lefty types connecting dots through their own racism and then projecting them outwards, i see it on twitter all the time

Surprisingly based reaction to Trisha's retardation. Good on Chesney there.

not all about you danny

reckon we'll get an antisemitic rant out of here at some point?

Mental how shit Sharon looked in that series, fucking jump scares every time she was on screen

I reckon he's a closet rourke

trisha AGAIN making it about race

it woz 'ard because I'm black

ENOUGH

Trisha is definitely a pro-Hamas fuckhead

Mental how much money they wasted her to stay for a week in her own bedroom when they could have gotten Mickey Rourke full time

We can only hope

Patsy is absolutely dog rotten

I often find myself smiling throughout the duration of these shows, but the more I think about it, my smile is actually a grimace through the cringey embarrassment I feel with these little games they make these grown adults do

She looks melted

SCREAMING

She looks older than Mickey

fellow Awesome extension anon

tfw Trisha is my least fave because she won't shut the fuck up but she'll never be nominated because of cancer and will coast to the final

Probably not after last time with Ali's shirt and the shit that ITV got in with that. They had to full on edit the show.

At least she won't actually win. These blacks never do.

Must be tough, they've got to get ultra lefties for their lefty audience but they're not allowed to broadcast some of their opinions.

We're currently 3 to 3 in terms of Big Brother uppity opinionated black girls completely crashing out on Twitter and turning their stans against them.

So this is why this cunt is famous

Was he gay in the end?

Trisha in charge of not being passive progressive for more than 5 minutes.

jojo singlehandedly carrying the show

shan't be subscribing

You should watch her Karma video, the dancing is abysmal

Gen Alphatards be like this is literally my childhood

Chris is too zesty to be straight

often forgets it's on at 9 anon from last series lads
typically, i forgot the series was on so have missed everything so far. i am gonna watch it this weekend and then i'll be in the discussion thereafter
all the best

michael called jojo sexy when shes crossdressing

Yeah Jojo got famous from THAT. Zoomers love her for doing what she just did.

Unironically thought you died from Ket

Jojo looks more like Hallie with each passing day

have a good weekend mate dont get too drunk and that

Based Gigachad Oliver > Cringe Virgin Billy

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Based Mickey

Mickey: Lol you can't cook

Patsy: THIS IS LITERALLY HECKING GENOCIDE

Based Mickey putting foids in their place and making them cry.

you're alive lad that's great
gone from 10 minutes late to 4 days late

it's like these people dont have any actual mates like
its banter, they'd get chewed out week 1 of working in an office i swear

You now remember that time on EastEnders when Bianca announced that she needed a poo

Patsy went after Michael's wig yet Mickey says her broccoli sucks and she has a breakdown?

I've literally never watched Big Brother until based Mickey joined. He's the only reason to watch this trash. They'd be retarded to kick him out this early.

anyone see that troll at the front left of the stage their shaking its tits and shouting?

I do find myself looking out for what he's up to more than anyone else but that's probably because there's no fitties in there

ella's fit you guys are just gay

check what they're saying about this episode on Reddit

people shitting on /ourguy/ Mickey

go on their profile

Absolutely no surprise

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no i stopped doing ket around , though funnily enough i've been back on ket this last few weeks, reckon i'm packing it in for good now after today

thanks lad

yeah i'm not used to the series starting in different months i can't even remember which month it started in for the normal one just gone

Donna is fit

that's actually quite sad

i forgot when i stopped doing ket and then forgot to delete and reword what i'd written sorry for that

Waking up under a bridge

Cut to Mickey

Does Big Brother trigger ket in you or something?

/bbuk/ royalty is here

KETLAD!

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Michael gone. Called it.

Still would desu

he was good value for a first evictee

Trish deserved to leave first.

Obvious result

MICKEY DABBING ON FAGS AND ZOOMERS

GET IN

think he wouldve stayed in if he wasnt up against mickey and david, dont like the bloke but hes good content

When someone's name is announced have they ever in BB history just stood up and gone right fuck you all then and stropped off?

Yes. Big Brother 18. A couple went in, and when her husband was evicted she just walked out with him and refused to go back in.

Should have been Jack

Imagine if he just walked out

just power walk down the stage going don't cheer me you fucking pricks you voted me out
and then trash the BBLL studio

Take a shit in the BBLL studio.

yeh elton john farted on the ceiling

Interviews not on Late and Live anymore

it has turned out to have been that my ket abuse periods have coincided with the series of big brother being on this last year yes

wahey thanks. not just yet though cos i haven't seen it but maybe tomorrow :)

The absolute fucking state of the audience

Take a chill pill you refugee-loving cunts.

Well Saturday doesn't have a BB episode so you can use that time to catch up for Sunday

Well its almost over already its a short series lel

When's the final day?

Interviews no longer on Late and Live so I now have absolutely no reason to watch it at all.

Based.

Angelica scrubs up great for a 49 year old

House doesn't give a fuck

KEK

Fuckin bastards the lot of them (except based fagbasher Mickey).

Two weeks from now. It's three weeks and week one is now over.

ok i'm missing next friday and next sunday too but will be here for the final night

girl in the red looks like a mildly autistic work colleague except blonde

Is that a vampire from Buffy?

Fucking hell how have they not replaced these cringe spastic hosts yet

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20-fucking-25 and this wog still cannot sing to save her life

When was the last night out that got you like this?

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Wednesday

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Don't go on nights out anymore

Spend £100 on a couple of drinks

Or have a comfy night in with a friend with a £20 bottle

What have I missed? I never realised Big Brother was back

Jojo Siwas

Mickey Rourke

wtf is the cast this year

It's all about you you fucking bent cunt

Based Daley

This.

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Daley looks like he wants to speak out about stuff and is keeping quiet. I wonder when he's gonna crack.

Is this what English people are like? Or is this like, English Hollywood sorta people?

Damn everyone's coming in now after meeting the first week. Maybe the threads will be more active.

ZOMG it's a random bender from a radio station no-one listens to

Nah this is modern England

''Yeah Micky know's he gone'' smug shit eating grin.
''But what if people like him?''
''Nah he called me a fag. It's OVER for him.''
Wrong bitch

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NGL I like JoJo & Mickey

Want to climb up fleur's dress and see if i can squeeze myself in

Bidenfags vote against their own economic interests

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*heterosexuality*

Faggot: HURR DURR EHTS A SHOWMANCE

Click previous thread I usually do a previously on under the OP. Will catch you up quick.

They realized how shit the cast was last year and gave them more budget. Last year they could only afford one week's worth of Sharon Osborne and that killed the budget. This year they have two Hollywood people.

delulu

Okay, I'll do it.

See pic related 5 threads ago

Now I'm considering watching whatever her season was.

People really dislike Mickey, but he's dimes.
Did anyone watch that zombie version of Big Brother? I thought that was good. I bought it on the iStore for my iPod video.
Lovely lass

How do you guys watch this live? Does ITV hots a 24 hour channel?

Glenmorangie is my favourite entry whisky

He had the whole world in his hands.

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Remember when Mini Me was in the show?

No the live feed is only from 11pm - 2am, but its shit anyways mostly bird song. It was at its best during the first series on ITV, where we watched this beat 30 year old slag get drunk and try to shag all the housemates every night. It was kino, probably my fave parts of all the threads, nobody stays for the live feeds now.

"He's not from this world", said the groomer.

Looks like AJ Applegate from this angle. No idea why they'd only do live from 11pm to 2am though. Are they even up?

Either the telly for the main show its on ITV1, or online its itv.com/watch?channel=itv Youtube for Live streams

ywn get pegged by donna

Youtube for Live streams

Are the live streams really only 11pm to 2am?

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God, I want to get pegged by Ella.

Le new trend of wearing no pants just undies

Yep, thats ITV for you. And they're shit, full of bird song and sometimes they cancel it if it gets juicy.

I just fucking realised I've been watching the after show

Lol at all the retards getting triggered when Fabricant suggests JoJo isn't 100% lesbian

They put Celebrity on ITV1 and Civilian on ITV2. They don't care about Civilian much even though everyone prefers it.

This new Lynx ad is a'rite

Last series: Good or shite?

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She got dragged into a showmance and regretted it. She ended the relationship like a month after the show ended

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Has Nathan come out of the closet yet?

No idea why they'd only do live from 11pm to 2am though.

Neither do we, it has its own channel on ITVX that could easily be 24 hours, people ask for it too. But they won't do it.

MICHAEL BTFO

Reminder no episode tomorrow, its back on Sunday

Jordan and Ali on Late & Live on Sunday

Also the show is happening in the garden (housemates locked away)

The housemates will absolutely hear everything and it will alter their perceptions

itv.com/watch?channel=fast18
This is what the live feed is like as it's on now. Birdsong birdsong. Nothing like the classic E4 live feed. No idea why it's so bird songed they're usually not talking about anything controversial and no idea why it's not 24 hours or 12 hours.

Danny's Tory Derangement Syndrome is getting ridiculous now

Ella in the tub... PHWOAR!

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