Only reason to watch this crap, but it's a good reason

Only reason to watch this crap, but it's a good reason.

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Fun movie and she still looks great

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thats not raul julia

Thats not Kylie

TROOP HERS

Ming-Na Wen was a good actress. Then she bitched about bad white people, killing her white male fan base overnight.

<--remember that she said this shit in an age where whites are constantly being replaced within white history and culture through race-flipping.

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Anon Babble ate my picture

He had the ONLY good line in that whole movie.

Poor village.

lol no. this movie is fucking kino

WELL
I'M NOT GOING HOME
I'M GONNA GET ON MY BOAT
AND I'M GONNA GO UPRIVER
AND I'M GONNA GO KICK
THAT SON OF A BITCH BISON'S ASS SO HARD
THAT THE NEXT BISON WANNABE
IS GONNA FEEL IT

I thought Kylie as Cammy was alright.

absolutely genius costuming that they made his gauntness from cancer appear like he's chiseled
infinite respect to Julia

Was going to be Cameron Diaz, but she broke her wrist during a training session.

Is there an actual Shadoloo typeface? My favorite part of the movie is the signage.

i thought that was sonya in mortal kombat

what ethnicity is she? Doesn't look full chinese.

M. Bison captures her, and gets her to wear her outfit and she's a reporter with E. Honda as her cameraman

It's so schizo but strangely all fits together. They were clearly trying to make a super hero story instead of the standard wrestling tournament style story of the games.

Which one? This jab is supposedly ad libbed by Raul Julia himself. It's so petty and perfect.

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Are you retarded? She looks completely Chinese, just more on the Han side, so she's attractive.

JCVD was too wooden and should have hammed it up or given more conviction. I can't remember if they specify that he's Belgian but his accent is very obvious. Not implausible he's a Belgian american in the US Military.

she's ugly in OP

posts her next to a literal ape

Not too bright are ya?

He was probably trying to keep it together, bro was on coke and roids the whole time.

I showed her my Bangkok.

Do you understand the double entendre? I had sex with Kylie Minough.

Yes, I read the leaks that said he was massively doing cocaine and having sex with Kylie Minogue so he probably treated the whole thing like a vacation. His stunts are pretty well done though - he was probably one of the few men alive who could perform Guile style kicks.

Hating on Wesley

NOW WHO WANTS TO GO HOME AND WHO WANTS TO GO, WITH ME!?

oh fuck me, you are correct. Thanks for correcting my BS.

That's honestly not even half as bad as some of the shit coming out of the average Asian-American woman's mouth.

should have been like that the whole film and not just for the digitisation

This.

Epicanthic folds in high school

gone magically when she starts acting

She got eye lid surgery for sure. Fake asian.

I imagine someone somewhere owns that M. Bison Napoleon painting.

A fella could make a lot of money selling fake posters that appeared in Hollywood movies. Like Arnold as King Lear or the other great posters from The Lost World's scene with the rex in San Diego.

It's a good movie. People talk about loving the camp in Marvel movies when there is no camp in those films, but this movie actually has campiness. Marvel is just ironic garbage that's too embarrassed to be itself so it feigns an eye wink, true campiness are movies like Mortal Kombat (1995) and the Street Fighter movie that go all in on their source material. No faux-embarrassment of what it is, just pure soulful magic. Jews are horrible and wreck everything.

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and I beheld Satan while he fell from heaven, like lightning!

They also did a King of Fighters movie with Maggie Q as Mai and didn't give her a costume

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I watched it last week, it's fun. The set design is so lush there's all kinds of things to stare at even if you get bored of the expository scenes.

It should be illegal to play Chun Li unless you have insanely big thighs.

She's awful in it though.

that go all in on their source material

Street Fighter

Bro.

Blind autist. kek

gothic
atmospheric
kino

They didn't give her boobs either.

huang posting is out of control

Street Fight movie replaces the game's canon, deal with it.

You're thinking of Street Fighter: The Movie: The Video Game

Absolute nonsense. The most memed line isn't even his best line in the movie. He's utterly perfect in every single frame.

WHY DO YOU STILL REFUSE TO ACCEPT MY GODHOOD!