Sister's kids are staying the weekend

sister's kids are staying the weekend

they want to watch an "old movie"

Wat du?

Put on The Naked City.

watch your home videos so they can ask you why you got so fat when you grew up.

put on a c-tier hitchcock flick so they never ask to do something so stupid again

Show them Dark Knight Rises.

Play classic Disney. And to make you feel old, what I mean by "Classic Disney" is their Brave/Frozen/Tangled era stuff

Minecraft..

put on a classic kids movie, that came out years before they were born
like The Incredibles or Tangled

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a good one. Wizard of Oz too.

if you want to fuck them up put on brave little toaster

that movie introduced me to the concept of death as a young child

sisters kids

The fact you don't even know what a niece is proves you're making this up

probably just show them Lion King or Aladdin. How to Train Your Dragon. Whatever's the most recent animated film they haven't seen yet. If they're patricians you could try dialing up some Miyazaki

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Birth of a nation

youtube.com/watch?v=ZcWeE3NMeBQ

Last Unicorn or Black Cauldron. The stories aren't that great but theyre both beautiful and wild to watch. You should get baked first

oh yeah bore them to death

was briefly dating this autistic zoomer girl who was shocked that someone "my age" hadn't seen this and insisted we watch it
actually not bad for 60s Disney slop, too bad that girl had SPD or I'd still be dating her

Sound of music

I too started attracting zoomers a decade younger than me the moment I had grey in my hair

is this image a reference to the you know what that involves chocolate syrup on uncs glizzie

Pretty Baby by Louis Malle

Your sister's kids are presumably distinct from your brother's kids.

Bibi.Blocksberg.and.the.Secret.of.Blue.Owls.2004.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-OzONE

This is fake as fuck. Kids don’t ever want to watch old movies. They want to get on YouTube and watch shorts.

Star Wars, simple as

as what?

is this part of a set or why do you keep spamming it

sister's kids are staying the weekend

they want to watch an "old movie"

Wat du?

Aladdin (2019)

The Parent Trap
Casper 1995
Pollyanna
Uncle Buck

Children of Heaven (1997)

Princess Bride. Can't go wrong.

Show them fairy tale kino

youtube.com/watch?v=gczr-ta2AJo
youtube.com/watch?v=D8n6qlEc4gc
youtube.com/watch?v=eqLt-7LIMS8

Duel by Steven Spielberg, or if they're little ninnies maybe Close Encounters

lol fucking autist, kys

Sorry, kids. But I really need to feed my friend.

holds venosnaker card up to my sister's hand mirror

He's real hungry. Don't worry. You won't feel a thing.

why are the cables coming out of the bottom of the controller? Seems backwards.

quit spamming this shit thread pedo

Repost this thread for the Nth time

If girls, put on The Princess Bride.

If boys, put on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

If 50/50, put on Willy Wonka like the other anon said. Or Hook.

I need to slow down my reading. I read that first line very differently from its intended meaning

Kino choices.

youtube.com/watch?v=IMO0b39XdMs

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland is available for free to watch on YouTube

youtube.com/watch?v=wRs4Y3Kzdt0

is that watership down for retarded burgers?

Said Beetle juice to mine twice when the new one was about and they were nearly in tears.

ferngully

Toy Story 1

You should die, how about that

Why