do you think they'll ever make a mckayla maroney biopic? she's had a pretty insane life
Do you think they'll ever make a mckayla maroney biopic? she's had a pretty insane life
They already did one...Britney Spears.
hillbilly from the trailerpark makes it big
succeeds in her role
immediately falls off
Everyone gets a biopic nowadays, a screenplay is probably marinating in some Hollywood office until her nostalgia kicks in
McKayla & Shawn blue is the warmest color treatment
TV Olympics is kino but I too would love a biopic of the athlete with Rachel Zegler to play McKayla Maroney.
Literally who
Really? Then why are you here?
what went wrong
Absolutely nothing.
qrd on the insane life? i just know she was in the olympics and her face for not winning gold became a meme
She won gold.
Youtube pitch: media review channel called Unimpressed Mckayla Show
ill only watch is she is a nudist
Thought it was Sasha Foxx for a moment
You think that doctor jerked after he finger blaster her
had a community college class with a girl who looked almost exactly like McKayla
she was aggressively flirting with me and doing everything short of short of just telling me I should ask her out
I was a virgin at the time, zero experience with talking to attractive women correctly, and horribly bungled it, hung out with her just once without being direct enough and making it an actual date and turned it into an instant Nope from her
I hate myself.
Silence coomer. McKayla is as pure as the winter snow.
same story as most female gymnasts, even if you become one of the best in the world your window is usually one or two olympics, so 4-8 years. What do you do after that? And how do you reckon with the fact you were molested by your doctor that whole time?
she has nude leaks
HAHA she got fingerblasted a thousand times by her coach
I thought when she made her whore arc it was weird and typical woman moment but then it came out later that the coach was molesting all of them so it kinda made sense
She’s on a redemption arc now and doesn’t post on social anymore. She got like $20m from the fbi
okay, hot
perfect candidate for settling down with a beta provider.
Didn’t he roofie them? How did he get caught?
no, the whore arc happened after the larry nassar stuff became public
She got molested by Dr Gymnastmolester
trauma builds resillience
based gymbro knew this
People noticed his phone wallpaper was Simone Biles' gaping pussy
sometimes but he mostly disguised it as legitimate medical procedures like "pelvic floor manipulation"
A full release promotes restful sleep and a winning attitude.
The world just wasn’t ready to admit he was right.
i'm ready to settle down, anon
How do you reply?
just because you have a boner for some gymnast doesnt make her interesting
I hate women so fucking much
dump truck arrive
olympic gold medalist at 16yo
travels the world
her unimpressed face becomes global meme
becomes arguably the most famous gymnast in history
photoshoots with president obama
stars in network tv shows
nudes leak
turns out her usa gymnastics doctor was molesting her and hundreds of other girls for a decade
witness in high profile fbi court case
reveals the guy raped her for years
becomes a recluse
turns her formerly wholesome public persona overtly sexual
launches failed pop music career
joins a cult
her dad dies of drug overdose
leaves cult and becomes born again christian
still in her 20s btw
yeah she's just as boring as you, Anon Babble basement dweller
London 2012 was 13 years ago
Fucking hell... /gym/bros...
aint readin all this shit by (You)
Bring back sister tag McKayla.
Nope
I don't get why you'd go beyond "benefit of the doubt" professional molestation and into legit sex-offender territory when all you get out of it is fingerblasting a few girls.
Not defending the guy but it doesn't make much sense logically.
he didn't just do that, but he did that with literally hundreds of little girls in the USA olypmic gymnastics program
he also actually raped some of them
mckayla maroney testified how he'd go on tour with the team and she woke up in her hotel room with him naked on top of her
definitely biopic material but they're probably waiting for her to have either a good ending where she makes a triumphant success of her life, or a bad ending where she an heroes or overdoses before they make the movie
an heroes or overdoses
Actors and singers are prone to this, athletes are not. They are health-conscious.
fucking hell im happy we dont have to pretend that that baboon is jesus reincarnated anymore
I'm perfectly willing to play doctor with her if that's whats missing in her life.
cailee spaeny has the perfect build to play a bratty gymnast.
You can’t argue with results.
Got ultra molested by the medic on the team...
you need hate if you want to be stronger.
it was for her own good.
Except for the bit about being a medal winner gymnast...that could literally be any white chick in her mid 20s...
What cult?
Glowniggers leaked her nudes and she had the brains to say they were underaged so sites took them down.
arguably the most famous gymnast in history
You have never watched any other gymnastics, understandable given the diversification they have forced.
yeah, all white chicks star in network tv shows and meet the president, great point bro
name a more famous gymnast
For me it's when she was coomer baiting in her swimsuit while also posturing being a brave strong SA survivor
Also her leaks were pretty nice
She is a Christian now
Which is weird because the guy who molested her was a devout Syrian Christian who led the team in prayer circles
He didn't rape her he just digitally penetrated her
Bane doesn't look very menacing there...
Shawn Johnson makes her taco pop.
wrong
i never loved or wanted a celebrity like mckayla maroney
Shannon Miller, any of the ones moves are named after.
lol no
meet the president
They do if the prez is Bill Clinton...
what you are saying is he had a near perfect routine but failed to stick the landing?
oh he stuck the landing if you know what i mean
Cailee is the only white actress in Hollywood that could pull off mckaylas butte.
that's a literal child.
that's unironically really sad
fuck
Shame, he was great for the economy
Should have opened an onlyfans
He's a forced perspective big guy 4u
i used to follow her on keek, she seemed so happy and wholesome and all-america, so crazy that she was going though so much fucked up shit and never let it show
He ruined race relations for an entire generation of
She channeled it into a competitive edge so maybe in the end it actually was legit treatment.
He became president in 2008 though
People won't know the full extent of damage that was caused by Obama until decades later
And what year did Travon Martin?
There has never been a president of that name
Travon was his son, remember?
A KGB agent and a CIA agent meet up for drinks off the clock, and after a few drinks they start to talk shop.
The CIA agent extols the strength of the Party's propaganda, "All your citizens believe the propaganda! it's incredible! So little dissent."
The KGB responds, "No my friend no, we are good at what we do, but you are the true masters of the art. No one at all questions your propaganda!"
To which the CIA agent says, confused, "What do you mean? We don't have propaganda."
No, I only remember something about a "Trayvon", but that can't be what you mean, since you are certainly not some kind of illiterate nigger, are you?
They still think everyone is a Russian asset.
She is a Christian now
Ultra based. Hopefully she doesn't troon out her kids, or molest them.
that jealous slag in the back
yjk he was her slave
molested
What did the guy actually do though?
See you’re still mad. Thank Obama for that.
wtf
oh man... that poor kid...