Guys do we think fantastic four will be : slop, a flop , or cream of the crop ?

Guys do we think fantastic four will be : slop, a flop , or cream of the crop ?
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I liked the trailer (besides Ben Grimmmm)

YBZ's taste in women has always been sus as hell. I'm coming around to the meme that Drinker rejected him in a romantic sense and that's what started his meltie.

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attractive

gender politics

sue storm

what is the angle? she's too pretty to be smart or something?

Kirby is cute enough for an older lady .
The casting is pretty bad even though I generally like all the actors in it. Pedro doesn’t seem like a good Reed and the voice of ben Grimm is wack

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you dont want to be nagged about how wahmen stronk in your superhero movie you must be gay

Zack needs to spend some time with his kids and stop playing cop and policing other middle aged mens takes on capeshit

vanessa who?

Geeks and Gamers/Nerdrotic/Fandom Menace etc and Comicsgate hate the Snydercult partly because Snyder disowned Geeks and Gamers and the Fandom Menace during the charity stream and the Snydercult still defended Snyder over that

YBZ called out woke in comics but is defending woke movies/TV and shitting on Critical Drinker and the like

Comicsgate and Fandom Menace have a rift partly because Fandom Menace supports Eric July and EVS doesn't

What new drama will come up?!

Who the hell is this designed to target?
Have they lost their minds?

made countless videos bemoaning the woke infestation ruining comics and tearing them up

defends shitty garbage shows and movies spawned from those woke comics

what?

we want the middle aged man who lives with another middle aged man and is angry about other middle aged men audience

First Steps is gonna make a billy, easy.

it just looks like promo art they put out on valentine's day. a pretty common tactic to remind people the movie is coming out

She's a woman.

Aggressively autistic, plz understand.

bring back bimbo sue

you should unironically end your life if you know or care about this or anything similar, there is no coming back from this

ur so kewl

attractive woman

Post wall says otherwise

Here's your invisible hag, bro

I'm unironically a chud, but I don't really get "angry" at every little thing like some of these youtube guys do, but I get why they do it. Their audience watches them because they wanna see them yell and make fun of woke stuff, so that's what they do. Some are lazy as fuck about it ("hey gang, wanna watch that clip of J. Jonah Jameson laughing for the billionth time???") but I get it
What I don't get is Zack actively fighting his audience and bleeding viewers just so he can "totally own" a guy called Critical Drinker to defend the honor of Jurassic World 7 like his life depends on it.

I'm more upset they're turning Johnny into a pussy

Y-you s-should unironically end your l-life

Lol at the copium

fan4sticbros, they're going to ruin our boy.

Zack was always exceptionally delusional about his channel and what he was doing. Having a couple of years of being a big fish in a tiny pond was really bad for him. It just confirmed to Zack that he really was a super genius and not a complete retard.

what's a bpc?

Why is Johnny even allowed to be an astronaut? Isn't he a retard?

His kids all got deported

Mid life crisis over Furiosa flopping

Birthday
Party
Clowns

what does that mean

I have no idea

Birthday
Party
Clown

Zacks pet name for anyone who makes content mocking wokeshit but not in the specific way he decrees is acceptable to mock wokeshit. Usually Zack would give up on trying to force one of his awful forced catchphrases but he's been using it to filter out anyone who dissents in his shrinking audience.

BPC?

biracial person of color?

She's

le invisible

For the male academia

They turned him into a fag in the comics anyway

BPC

big pale cock?

bipolar cunt

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

That's iceman

and johnny

What the Sam Hill is this bullshit now? Please tell me that's his pet from another planet

jessica alba age in fantastic four movie - 23
vanessa kirby age right now - 36

THE FANTASTIC HAG

Nothing after 1991 is canon. That super-autist was fucking right.

What the fuck

that's his pet

Do you kiss your pet on the lips?

>attractive

Kevin Feige fenale beauty standards have never matched the beauty standards of straight men

In their brainless heads, a woman in capeshit must be annoying, bossy, better than all men and ugly and cannot be sexy at any way, I don't know how you guys pay to see this in the cinema

After 10 years, are you still surprised that these movies aren't for us?

It's okay, she's a female ayy lmao.
This is legitimately something to be annoyed about at least

she

no, even with disney our boy johnny continues fucking everything that has a pussy

attractive female

vanessa hagby

LMAO these queers aren't fooling anyone

wow this shit looks so gay

Yes, like I said, female alien

zack must have gotten a brain tumor that turned him retarded.

female

I have zero faith in it, and no interest in seeing it.

But are Reed and Sue supposed to be older in this version anyway? Do they have the kids? Getting Ben Richards on screen could be interesting.

Vanessa Kirby

attractive

??????

comic book movie, +20 slop points

Fantastic Four, +30 slop points

articles explicitly shilling the movie's gender politics before it comes out, +50 slop points

This will be 100 percent grade-A corn-fed free range slop.

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checked and sad if true, I don't read modern comic slop