Batman Forever and Robin director "I had sex with 10 000 men"

Have you ever guessed the number of partners you’ve had?

It would be in the double-digit thousands, but that is not unusual.

Double-digit thousands. You mean like 2,000 or 3,000?

That’s not double digits, that’s single digits.

Oh! So 20,000 or 30,000. Somewhere in there.

Or 10, or 20.

That’s really amazing.

It’s not for a gay male, because it’s available.

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How the hell can you have so much sex in one lifetime?

Joel Schumacher a.k.a. bussy destroyer

The math is really hard to believe.
10000 over 40 years is 250 men/year.
You have to be doing little else, other than meeting gay dudes that are willing to sleep with you.

He's just like OP!

It's extremely easy to find gay men to have sex with as it is, and if you're some gay multi millionaire famous director then 250 a year is low if anything

He's probably counting all the participants at drug-fueled orgies he attended.

ngl sounds kinda gay

Totally normal for gays to fuck 3 guys at a time, multiple times a week

You guys severely underestimate the absolute degeneracy of some gay men. They have meth fueled orgies and fuck in porty potties. It's actually a pretty believable number of sex partners.

Their culture is "bath house parties" where they screw and get screwed by random anonymous men and boys. That's how AIDS and monkeypox got introduced to the west, then spread so rapidly.

Do gay men have more sex than lesbian women?

That's probably easier in Hollywood, but he was probably fucking the same 1000 twink multiple times but didn't realize it.

three dudes covered in shit ran out into the woods

fucking lmao

definitely
"lesbian bed death" is a thing for a reason

250 men a year is four or five a week. seems manageable

That's just a boy a day with weekends off, absolutely doable if you're rich, famous and gay in Los Angeles.

He's exaggerating, but having thousands of partners isn't unlikely for faggots. I mean, the main thing that stops most men from having sex all the time, is the fact that women are far less willing to have sex than men are. That problem disappears if you're a faggot. Imagine every one of your potential sex partners having the same sex drive as you, no inhibitions, no standards, while also being a sick fucking pervert on top of it.
Unless you're grotesque, you can just go to any gay club and have sex, probably with more than one guy.
The main thing that implies that he's lying through his teeth is the fact that he didn't have every single STD in the world. Gays are riddled with them, and if he had slept with 10k men, then he would have gotten some kind of disease, no matter how much he tried to protect himself. It's not unlikely to be in the thousands though.

Lesbians can't have sex. They don't have dicks.

That’s fairly low for a gay man so it’s nice to see that he showed some restraint

Almost as many as the average college girl now.

Lesbians stop having sex and start hating each other quickly into their relationships, they have a crazy high rate of domestic abuse

Do gay men have to wear diapers?

hollywood parties

Oh! So 20,000 or 30,000. Somewhere in there.

Or 10, or 20.

That’s really amazing.

I can't fathom looking someone in the face after they just admitted to taking tens of thousands of dicks and feeling anything but disgust.

The opposite is true. Their colons get destroyed by dick-pounding, and they end up needing enemas to shit or the shit will back up until it kills them. A lot of female porn stars who do lots of anal end up with the same problem.

Plus a lot of them - I am not fucking joking - get ass-worms. Literal fucking worms living in their asses.

Anal sex is fucking disgusting.

That's what's hot about it

Offffffgggggg!!!!

Disgusting faggot.

Hepb Vax had sv40 a chimp virus, cos chimp plasma was used in many blood products. A brand new virus doesn't come out of just fucking to destroy human immune system.

More and more TFD needs to happen

Most people don't realize that gay guys have a lot of threesomes and group sex. A few threesomes here and there and suddenly your body counts already doubles.

-t. ex gay 22 year old who lost his virginity at 19 and raked up a 7 body count by 20

Also for Joel Schumacher, California in the 90s was the equivalent of Grindr today. Also we have no idea if Joel counts only oral sex as "sex".

Yeah. The crazy thing is that FtMs even have more sex than lesbians, because of how horny rest makes you. You can get on Grindr and probably get with a FtM who'd want you to aggressively fuck you (this is mainly possible if you're attractive tho).

ex gay

There's no closing that book. You will always be a homo.

Below average body count for gay guy his age

How do you know that?

What was the gayest sexual thing you did during your time as a gay man?

That's too much gay sex

Like all queers, he had a mission to molest as many boys as possible to spread the mental illness and support the fiction that homosexuality is "normal" and "commonplace". (Remember, they didn't have Reddit/Twitter back then, the main avenue for "trannies" to spread their homosexuality today.)

one guy at the time - per day

You're so innocent and pure. You're basically a nun.

Fuck off, faggot.