Movie fucking when?
Movie fucking when?
The amazon deal fell through. That one Space Marine episode is all you'll get, beside Warhammer+ crap.
I hope they make Leandros black
Wrhammer is the cringiest, most braindead, retard dork shit ever
If you like this, neck yourself
Troon
Soon we will have the technology to create a 3 hour episode of this quality
Did you guys know there's a general in Anon Babble where guys gather around to fantasize about the primarchs being girls and how cool it'd be to be their boyfriends?
do you really want kikes to further pollute it?
the fact it's been complete radio silence tells me the Amazon deal is dead
if they refused to make a Conan show because the creator wanted it to be accurate to the material (aka full of muscles, blood, and naked tits) there was never a chance they'd let Cavill do Warhammer properly
hollywood producer here with minimal to no knowledge of the source material, aka the best guy for the job:
so, the Imperial Guard is more approachable right? they're normal sized, can be played by women and pretty actors? we're gonna start with the Imperial Guard
big lord of the rings exposition intro explaining the state of the world, "there is only war", etc.
a squad of 4 guys (Ryan Gosling as the everyman leader, Ana de Armas as the cute nerd, Elizabeth Debicki as the hothead new recruit, Chris Pratt as the quipping muscle) are fighting in the army in some far away planet, when they're called by some scientist guy (Mads Mikkelsen) who asks for help
the empire is building some super weapon here, but it caught the attention of some Orks (they are silly, green, will sell a lot of merch)
first act is infiltrating a lost base with one old Ork taking care of it (emphasis on how strong they are that just one guy needs 4 humans to be defeated)
the base holds some insane scrimblo-priest (Mel Gibson) or whatever that knows the info for the top secret empire weapon, he reveals he has the macguffin with him
second act is the Orks trying to capture him again as the team takes him back to the scientist
scientist man reveals he was evil the whole time and activates the macguffin in the priest's head or whatever, opening a portal to Chaos. Because silly green men don't make for high stakes, demons do
in desperation, they call for a Space Marine, that's when Cavill comes in. He's stoic, serious, calm, and doesn't speak much, he's gonna be perfect.
final fight breaks out as the squad dies one by one and the Space Marine cleans house, defeating some demon boss and destroying the macguffin
before goose dies, he confesses his love to Debicki, and sacrifices himself to save her
Cavill and Debicki make it back, she's broken but determined to discover the secrets of the macguffin
he vouches to help her and we set up a sequel
with good marketing we can get to at least 700k
when will then be now?
You'd have more luck just doing a recreation of gaunt's ghosts.
fucking love seeing this pasta everytime, fuck it
it just makes me think that Space Marine really is the best introduction to 40k. It's the perfect "origin story" for you to get it and what makes it click
Please mr Goldberg! A FAITHFUL adaptation!
the deal fell through
It didn't. You're lying.
I would vastly prefer a movie in this animation style to something live action that ends up butchering everything and costing $300+ million
stage 1: denial
The lady who pulled the Conan show was recently fired by Amazon. I think they're actually starting to get sick of losing hundreds of millions of dollars with every project.
modern gw
modern hollywood/amazon
nah
Why would you want a 40k movie in this era? It won't be made the way you want it to be made
I truly don't care about it but taking 5 seconds to Google "Amazon warhammer" brings up dozens of articles about how it's still happening and 0 about it being cancelled. Feel free to double down "as a joke" but we both know you're just trolling outside of Anon Babble which is highly discouraged here.
What's this from?
You do realize google shows you the date the page was last updated, right?
Go google it again and find me the dates
legit wondering how much pull she had on Reacher
season 1 was legitimately great and then season 2 straight up felt like someone was butthurt that everyone liked the "toxic" show so they pozzed it up
Why? So they can fuck it up?
They should just adapt the Horus Heresy. Every single fucking book
a show called secret level
the lattest news was Dan Abnett confirming that they are rewritting the lore and that it is not The Horus Heresy, Cavill is playing Constantin Valdor.
blackwashing the most reviled, even more than Erebus, character in the entire franchise
Now that'd take some balls
I used to think the Arcane artstyle could work for WH but even that got pozzed up
they'll bring him back in the next book for the 40k.
Just replay SC and SCBW campaign. It's the same vibes but much better
Constantin Valdor
That's unironically a great POV character for this, I don't think he can pull off the haircut
come back and provide explicit proof that what you're saying is true and what I'm saying is false but I will only accept peer reviewed and studied sources dated and approved by a commitee chosen by the top experts that scientists have determined to be leading blah blah blah
No. Google it yourself if you're that curious. You replied to me twice and you could have just googled it once. I'm moving on with my life.
Probably a lot. She cancelled Conan because it was too violent and masculine and left us with Rings of Power instead.
Here's my TV pitch in case a studio anon is lurking
Have an obnoxiously long link, you faggot
Literally no new news, specially nothing related to that cunt they fired for making woke garbage
there's no new news so that means its all cancelled
this one particular article doesnt talk about Jennifer Salke being fired so it's also not true
Your reddit is showing dude. You care too much about television shows and movies. I'm just here to shit post and talk about warhammer. The show is still being made Idk what else to tell you. Show me something that says it's cancelled and I'll tell you how proud I am of you.
never had a good game
sure why not
Didn't you say you were moving on with your life?
You lie as easily as you breathe
bad bait
They fired their Katherine Kennedy and cancelled a bunch of her shit, they frontloaded those news with Tomb Raider because they know nobody fucking likes nuLara but kept quiet about the shit people are actually worried about
Devious fuckers
Out of all these things, LogH should be the easiest one to make.
why you seething lil nigga?
Maybe he's phoneposting
He's stern, but fair.
this. space orks? c'mon now
I want a wh40k movie about human soldiers life in a trench for 80 minutes they are fighting tooth and nail vs enemy (could be anyone doesn't matter) loosing comrades, Commissar giving speech and executing cowards, last stand etc, classic war bad movie, and when the whole hope is lost, the sky cracked open with dozen droppodes with Space marines and dreadnoughts the actual Deus ex machina saves the day. The epic could came only if our main hero is not a 3m space knight, but if he is a squishy human surviving against all odds.
There's just too much fucking source material
I'd kill for a good Dante show
Fuck WH40k and fuck painting models
You're right in saying that IP recognition is an active detriment to anyone with a braincell, but I can't bring myself to agree with anyone that posts redditjacks