Lol how did this stupid bitch forget her kid

Lol how did this stupid bitch forget her kid

Twice, even. You'd think after the first one she'd remember to actually do a head check just before boarding the plan.

Would.

it was explained well enough in the movie

Too early for home alone threads, come back in September

I like how the dad never gave a fuck.

you hitchhike back to our son, honey. I’ll keep your sisters company.

It's a movie for children

She came from a time when families had multiple children and could afford to lose one or two

Did you watch the beginning?

watch the movie, faggot
both were plausible scenarios

Shieeeet

She has tons of kids coz she's a potato nigger, so forgetting one is not unusual.

Not really. Kids notice when another kid isn't present.

A real boomer there (and the actor is even dead).

This may shock you, but I was once a kid too. I thought it was dumb then and I think it's dumb now.

it's a family film you dumb fucking nigger

They sat through an entire plane flight before she even noticed he wasn't there. Even third world mothers don't fumble that hard.

She only had four. The other 8 kids were all cousins.

Laestadians are subhuman

wouldn't there have been an empty seat on the plane?

It's a flight to France from Chicago two days before Christmas, they're would have been other empty seats

If I remember right the go-to defense at the time was "well you clearly have never woken up late for a flight." I have never flown in my life so I personally haven't a clue what goes on at the air ports

I never quite liked Home Alone. Are we supposed to enjoy watching two men suffer grievous bodily harm? If they are genuinely dangerous it shouldn't be presented as a lighthearted comedy. If they aren't, we're expected to revel in their torture at the hands of the villain, Kevin. I'll put it down to American psychopathy.

she had 25 kids, so she was batting .960

Why this toy car look like it's about to Save America?

The first home alone sets this up perfectly

windstorm knocks out power lines/phone lines

alarms don't go off

family is running late

SCTV mom delegates headcount to college aged cousin

nosey neighbor kid is mistaken for Kevin during headcount while his back is turned to the cousin

two seperate shuttle vans take the family to the airport so every one assumes the family members not in their van are in the other

mad dash onto the plane at the airport

"you just made it"

get on the plane in 1st class while the kids are in coach

phone lines down so you can't call the house

They set it up perfectly in the 1st one zoomie. You should watch it

Yeah it's retarded, the moms usually look out for the youngest one the most because they need more assitance

Too busy thinking about how to impress the leader of whichever cult they were in

why didn't she call the police as soon as they landed?

She did, watch the movie zoomie

I did watch it I just don't remember
so she calls the police and they don't bother checking the house when there's a lost kid? dumb movie

I read my phone and half paid attentjon to the movie because of brainrot

Ngmi

they literally do check the house.
you can't remember the movies you're watching, you can't remember shit. you are shit. hit the bricks pal and beat it.

Lol how did this stupid bitch forget her kid

shes american, 'nuff said

She can give me a head check if you know what I mean

it's easy

Based kitty mom, hope she recuperated

No they don't. He knocks on the door, briefly looks through the front window and then says no one is home and "tell them to count their kids again"
I had to go find my copy of this shit movie just to confirm this

you want the cop to break in you fucktard? go away

#justamericanthings

Postpartum depression is the biggest crock of shit ever

He's not breaking in, the parents asked them to check. A child goes missing, his parents are on another continent and they don't bother looking in the house where he was last seen? It's a stupid movie with major plot holes

in hospital

that doesn't sound american
also what about the other kid? theres two kids in the pic

It's really not
it's just the result of extreme trauma/pleasure from child birth
but I do admit it is being used a lot as a scapegoat or excuse
just like being drunk you're still responsible for your actions

it was her kid's christmas wish

it's one of those mental illnesses that mysteriously, only exist in the US and UK. Like multiple personality disorder.

I mean is it any surprise she forgot the son who was taking nude Polaroids of his sisters? That kid was fucked up and quite frankly the panty drawer sniffing scene was too much.

I remember seeing a video of a woman screaming in her babies face that she hated it, and it was blamed on postpartum depression. It was sickening. The husband was a cuck for not stomping her face in.

Why is anon posting a christmas movie on april 10? Doing a little drinking anon?

I remember seeing a video of a woman screaming in her babies face that she hated it

Guess she should have kept her pants on then

She was hot in Beetlejuice

mommy can forget me for a few days so i can have an adventure before we reunite anytime

Ok and your point is what?

Post partum is a bullshit excuse for bad behavior and abuse.

The fact is you'll never know, as you were born a boy with penises not ovaries

Explain further.

My penises give me a knowledge buff.

No, it's not a bullshit excuse

THIS SUMMER…

This isn’t post partum depression
This is straight up mental illness or psychopathy

I don't blame here. Kids suck
I agree.I think its just massive regret and exhaustion. Kids and babies are awful

modern women are garbage,mostly
we men also, mostly. Perhaps a little less

Home Alone 2 sucks, just a shitty rehash. Might have been better without the old woman (this was the worst rehash point to me) and if all the traps and shit took place in the hotel (I don't know how this would work) instead of reverting back to a house for that part. Something to differentiate it at least.

What are you trying to say?

2>1
Location better
Traps better
budget better
jokes better

Yeah but

old useless bitch

vs

chad scary old man

I choose the old man
They just rehashed the lesson learn as if Kevin just forget all he learned

2 is more christmassy i watch it all year long, home alone 1 is for december

effortposting in a shitpost

A UK rag covered a story that took place in the US. There are enough context clues there to figure it out.

Ok fine then boomer explain why the cop and burglar were both played by joe pepsi. Were they brothers?

that story of the dad coming home to find his wife beat and strangled their son to death and stuffed him in the kitchen garbage bin before going to bed

it was absurd the amount of people that tried to shift blame on the dad for "not seeing the signs" and "not supporting his wife enough", like they actually were flat out excusing child homicide because she had a women moment

There's a deleted scene that shows they were twin brothers and the cop brother was passing intel to his burglar brother about which houses were going to be empty.

She's a ginger

Prefer 1 but yeah, she aged like shit though

He played a psychopath in literally every other role he had

Part two is good because of curry and the awesome traps, apart from that it was a typical disgusting nog york movie

Lucky for you, you'll never have any

Yup, it's a go to when women and simps don't want to admit wrongdoing in women.
Funny how the more privileged the women in a society the more of this "condition" they seem to suffer from when compared to women who have much harder lives in other parts of the world.

Fixating on the least important part

2 is the better movie, bigger scope and less sappy

She was a career woman, her kids are never her top priority in life.

Youre right most americans cant afford to give birth at a hospital, my bad.

Home Alone is a Nazi power fantasy. The story is nothing more than a couple of harmless Jewish vagrants, forced to pilfer or starve, beset upon by a psychotic Aryan superboy.

id feckin give her one aye if ye know what i mean lads haha

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The fact that you got quads and no one replied to you just goes to show how retarded your comment was

Nope. Me and the wife are happy with dogs, money and free time. Oh and sleeping in, quiet, sanity, travel, etc

This is the face she makes during anal

she should've let Kevin play with her titties while jerking him off as an apology

lmao you're a cuck for a barren hog

bigger scope and less sappy

No, it turned the wet bandits into clowns when at best they were just dumb

She had no titties