What was the worst theater experience you’ve ever had?

What was the worst theater experience you’ve ever had?

damn that cooch must be itchy

zoomers are over 20 years old and they still wet themselves like toddlers, really no hope for them

piss jockey

old man having a wank watching me and a date kissing, think it was the Get Smart remake

why are white americans like this?

God so fucking hot, imagine feeling through the end of the popcorn box and having a hole and rubbing her pussy.

Me the day after I shave

WAGIE CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 3

you wet your pants after you shave?

You can post this shit on tiktok?

GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU ARE PISSING YOURSELF

Damnit!
I wasn't planning on fapping today

It's so rude when people fall asleep while watching a movie with you

Lol I literally moused out before that happens, saw your comment, went back and moused back over it to it. Keks were had.

Auueuuengnmmm...

What's the problem? No pussy is showing.

Because it's masturbation. Not that I care but I would think it would get deleted.

What movie?

Some kid brought a ton of food and he ate all of it, eating loudly, including some very smelly cold sausage. He wasn't even fat but I'm guessing he will be.

This makes my wee-wee stricken with rigor mortis

Damn! Bitches be pissin!

I call it “getting the bone penis” myself.

Chop chop wagie, time to earn that bread

Not yet.

wtf she shows her face while doing that?

how do I get that job
did she ask him to do it or did my nigga just dive into wiping piss from a woman's legs?

they can't hold it as long as men can

this reminds me of the time I was at a party as a teen and my then crush did a shit in a pot noodle cup whilst she was drunk in front of everyone.

My 1st gf broke up with me when the credits of American Pie 3 came on. I mean, who does that? At the cinema, after watching a le epic comedy together? This really made me question women in general.

one of my exes dumped me after seeing How To Be Single and her new boyfriend was waiting outside the cinema to pick her up.

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wagie went beyond the call of duty

Ol' geezer tried to give me a wank while watching Primer.

That's fucking evil man. Sorry bro. Did you ever watch the movie again? I haven't watched American Pie 3 since then. I mean I'm married now and got a little boy but still, this fucking movie haunts me to this day.

fuck at that point just offer to relief her of her wet panties. You wipe up to her cameltoe there's no denying you a coomer

no. and I still hate BMWs because that's what she got whisked away in whilst I sat and waited for a taxi. mostly I'm just pissed off that she wanted to do it on a date rather than just asking me to come over and do it. I bought her tickets and ice cream, the lot! needless to say I am not as kind any more.

drunk bitches be crazy

I have a brap and scat fetish and yet this is grossing me out.

Ofc it was a BMW douche. No surprise there. Women really are vile creatures, aren't they?

Just a heads-up:
Don't eat popcorn offered to you by the guy sitting next to you if it's on his lap. He's got his penis sticking through the bottom of the bucket. I found this out the hard way.