Well ok, Milhouse, but back door only, I'm not on birth control

Well ok, Milhouse, but back door only, I'm not on birth control.

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Is this what Marge means when she said "Milhouse doesn't count?"

No, Milhouse was TINY

wait that wasn't the actual line from the episode

jesus is smiling from above

Well ok, Milhouse, just don't cum inside me.

How did marge knew?

Lisa is an 8 year old girl you sick fuck

I hate the fact that i have become a bitter incel chud because i have missed out on teenage love.

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Griffins absolutely body the Simpsons in a fight, and it’s not even close.

I didn't know I was supposed to be having it, I was playing pokemon pearl at the time

Skill issue

what? she isn't Catholic.

Girls tell their mom everything

Don't let it get to you anon. It's crap that's hyped up by Hollywood for arrested development femcels who peaked in high school

She converted in season 28

anal is a porn meme most girls don't want to do that IRL

Milhouse fucked her too.

sneed

iirc statistics reflect this. the fetish with the most strongly skewed ratio of male interest/female disinterest is anal.

If you had it, all you'd be thinking now is

Is that all there is

and then you'd be back to where you are now

see like faggots obtain pleasure from anal from pressing on the prostate but women don't have that biological quirk

You're brown

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I brought home a girl who wanted anal immediately and I said no

Was she funded by Baskin Roberts?

That's a flash forward dumbass.

>Well ok, Milhouse, but back door only, I'm not on birth control.

I figure he's into Pegging.

I'm sure getting emotionally invested in politics is a healthy substitute

Good for you for not letting her penetrate you.

rockin'

Milhouse and Bart definitely touched tips.

I could see it. 3.5 hard

Had she even flushed the pipes out? Getting a shit dick is so vomitous

Eric mogs Jamie.

Philistine.

Shit eating sodomite

Why would you even want to have sex with someone so reluctant. I am going to be alone forever, but I am not going to denigrate myself.

A trusted source says yes.

I scraped a morsel of “teenage love” at the very last minute, and it was awful. She constantly emotionally abused me, accusing me of cheating (including with my sister, of all prople), and made me cut off all my friends. She once overdosed on pills, and called me up to tell me she was dying. I called her an ambulance, and as far as I know, she’s still never forgiven me for “humiliating” her when the ambulance arrived to make sure she didn’t die.

Milhouse I've got AIDS. I'm really sorry. I got AIDS from Nelson two years ago and aborted his child.

I am not going to denigrate myself

you can't anyway. it's for life

are you a virgin

No (lie)

Simple as

That weren't no girl.

Blaming shortcomings on a period of life that lasts 2-4 years

Maybe you should focus on setting goals and achieving something instead of scapegoating some made up bullshit as to why you're a giant loser

This is current year. She could be dying of ebola and someone like Millhouse would still find it worth it.

I also had a crazy bitch gf that did that overdosing on pills things and ended up hospitalized.