Well ok, Milhouse, but back door only, I'm not on birth control.
Well ok, Milhouse, but back door only, I'm not on birth control
Is this what Marge means when she said "Milhouse doesn't count?"
No, Milhouse was TINY
wait that wasn't the actual line from the episode
jesus is smiling from above
Well ok, Milhouse, just don't cum inside me.
How did marge knew?
Lisa is an 8 year old girl you sick fuck
I hate the fact that i have become a bitter incel chud because i have missed out on teenage love.
Griffins absolutely body the Simpsons in a fight, and it’s not even close.
I didn't know I was supposed to be having it, I was playing pokemon pearl at the time
Skill issue
what? she isn't Catholic.
Girls tell their mom everything
Don't let it get to you anon. It's crap that's hyped up by Hollywood for arrested development femcels who peaked in high school
She converted in season 28
anal is a porn meme most girls don't want to do that IRL
Milhouse fucked her too.
sneed
iirc statistics reflect this. the fetish with the most strongly skewed ratio of male interest/female disinterest is anal.
If you had it, all you'd be thinking now is
Is that all there is
and then you'd be back to where you are now
see like faggots obtain pleasure from anal from pressing on the prostate but women don't have that biological quirk
You're brown
I brought home a girl who wanted anal immediately and I said no
Was she funded by Baskin Roberts?
That's a flash forward dumbass.
Ha-haa!
>Well ok, Milhouse, but back door only, I'm not on birth control.
I figure he's into Pegging.
I'm sure getting emotionally invested in politics is a healthy substitute
Good for you for not letting her penetrate you.
rockin'
Milhouse and Bart definitely touched tips.
I could see it. 3.5 hard
Had she even flushed the pipes out? Getting a shit dick is so vomitous
Eric mogs Jamie.
Philistine.
Shit eating sodomite
Why would you even want to have sex with someone so reluctant. I am going to be alone forever, but I am not going to denigrate myself.
A trusted source says yes.
I scraped a morsel of “teenage love” at the very last minute, and it was awful. She constantly emotionally abused me, accusing me of cheating (including with my sister, of all prople), and made me cut off all my friends. She once overdosed on pills, and called me up to tell me she was dying. I called her an ambulance, and as far as I know, she’s still never forgiven me for “humiliating” her when the ambulance arrived to make sure she didn’t die.
Milhouse I've got AIDS. I'm really sorry. I got AIDS from Nelson two years ago and aborted his child.
I am not going to denigrate myself
you can't anyway. it's for life
are you a virgin
No (lie)
Simple as
That weren't no girl.
Blaming shortcomings on a period of life that lasts 2-4 years
Maybe you should focus on setting goals and achieving something instead of scapegoating some made up bullshit as to why you're a giant loser
This is current year. She could be dying of ebola and someone like Millhouse would still find it worth it.
I also had a crazy bitch gf that did that overdosing on pills things and ended up hospitalized.