OH MY SCIENCE, paleosisters!
I'm SO excited for the new featherslop guesstimation mockumentary to come out, aren't you?
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I can't WAIT to use this as a source and pretend this is all 100% factual! Science is NEVER wrong and the TV CAN'T lie to me!
LOL what the fuck
So this is the power of letting they/thems into paleontology...
I love how back in the 90's, the scientific community seethed over Dilophosaurus's frills in JP, but now they just make up whatever the fuck they want and we're all supposed to basedface.
theres a case to be made for sauropods having air sacks in their neck. Prehistoric Planet decided to put them on the outside of the neck for some reason. This just looks like the demon from Little Nicky
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It's funny how they still act like Jurassic Park fans are hurting the legitimacy of paleontology by preferring the aesthetics of 6 foot Velociraptors and frilled Dilophosaurus, but then turn around and put out some of the most speculative shit you've ever seen and expect everyone to take it 100% seriously.
paleontologists don't make tv shows, at best theres some consultants or paper they reference where theres a line where they say its possible and run with it
Prehistoric planet and this new walking with dinosaurs are afraid of just giving you normal dinosaurs. They have to add retarded gimmicky shit like cloverfield monster balloons or tranny behavior
Why are his balls on his head?
Sorry we killed your stupid childhood fantasies. Time to grow up. Dinos had feathers and also the Spinosaurus walked on all fours and spent most of its time in the water
Ballsackheadsaurus is my favorite dinosaur.
Spinosaurus walked on all fours and spent most of its time in the water
Um, sis, your science is wrong and outdated. You're expelled from the Paleo Discord/subreddit until you do better, sweaty.
Seems like a symptom from Jurassic World.
Let's be honest, no one's impressed by a dinosaur anymore.
Your adult fantasies are even more embarrassing. Dinos never existed.
this kills the featherfag
raptors have flight feathers!
Sick to death of this meme.
They did it because Prairie Chickens have inflatable neck balloons, just like how they gave that armlet Carnotaurus some Bird of Paradise-inspired mating dance. It's all about taking the bird connection and taking weird speculative leaps from that perspective of weird modern animal shit we can graft onto dinosaurs versus the "What weird shit from reptiles and mammals can we slap on?" like the Australian lizard frills they put on JP Dilophosaurus or that one guy who really wanted to push the idea of sauropods having elephant trunks.
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Holy shit, pick a struggle.
the thing is that a frill like that would have osteological correlates in the fossils
Fleshy pouches around the nasal area of Sauropods are possible and some may say even expected
The ones in the trailer look stupid though
holy shit
Looks like an upside down penis
Truly amazing, a wonder of nature
The absolute state
I've yet to hear any convincing argument from paleofags as to why the largest theropod we've discovered actually had tiny chicken legs while the rest of its relatives didn't.
for me it's horrible thalassophobia
she doesn't know the truth about spino
i fear this is just gonna be generic nature documentary in tone. What made the original so beloved and iconic was because of its somber and melancholic atmosphere and storytelling.
Evolution is just a theory.
A chaos theory.
Thanks for reading.
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The only true kino. TLC before it was the home of reddit janitors and niggers
spinosaurus walked upright and was an apex predator like the t rex and certainly didn't swim or eat fish because... because... I watched jurassic park 3 as a kid!
This CGI looks abysmal and they're really pushing the boundaries of what people will buy with these new dino designs
The frill and poison were literary devices to show Ingen didn't actually know what they were cloning. Dilophosaurus was intended to be a medium sized carnivore that would impress the guests, but what they got was a venomous nocturnal predator that was not worth having in the park at all. It was never about "muh science" and all about proving a point in the story.
But will the score be as kino as this?
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Come on now, you can bait better than that, can't you?
I could never remember this fucker's name.
The Allosaurus looking fuck, not the Liopleurodon.
Eustreptospondylus :)
Oh anon, you and I both know the answer to that.
Speaking of
pic related
Thank you, fellow dinobro.
Why are prehistoric archosaurs behaving exactly like modern archosaurs?
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most on the poster are flying
false fucking advertising
they made dinosaurs WOKE?
mating displays are common in species where the females are larger than the males
that sounds horrible haha