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grow up

contrarianslop

Grow up.

idk why people pretend eastwood is some kind of fucking icon, you could replace him with bronson, marvin or oates in every one of his roles and the movies would probably improve

He's way better than those dudes, even though I like them. Eastwood is just more iconic and charismatic. Come on Dingo, you should know the limits of contrarianism by now. Btw, I can fuck with this edition, Chileanon?

Morning Gadonbros. I love Sarah Gadon

he's not charismatic, he can't act or do anything more than stand there. he's also thin as a fucking rake. clint eastwood's success as an actor has been a minor disaster for cinema, there is literally not one movie he's directed that i care for

He's way better than those dudes

He's not though, Lee Marvin is way better, so is Warren Oates.

Btw, I can fuck with this edition

Sure.

Chileanon

You got it wrong, pal.

he's not charismatic, he can't act or do anything more than stand there.

That's Bronson though

What are some great less known epics? My favorite ones have been Ludwig, Doctor Zhivago, and The Promised Land

I know you don’t care but keep going and everyone in this general will hate you.

I like Eastwood btw, especially as a director.

Hercules Conquers Atlantis.

We already do.

bronson has an unironic thousand yard stare honed through legitimate childhood trauma. eastwood just blankly stares due to his arrogance and lack of cognitive empathy
eastwood fans might, i think you're isolated on this one

bronson has an unironic thousand yard stare honed through legitimate childhood trauma.

Might be true but he is a very wooden actor.

Okay, but that's expected from you. Him standing still and squinting his eyes in a western like Pale Rider is just the definition of kino.

I wonder what was of that lil nig. RIP.

It kinda sucks but prepare to fall in love (if you hadn't already).

Watching N-Word Empire by David Lynch and they still haven't said it yet

I'm offcreatine
Whenit hit mythroat, it burn like gasoline
Super CreatineMob, fuck everything

he's not a wooden performer, he's a subtle performer. if you want a gurning rake like eastwood who spits out his lines like a cartoon character, that's your terrible taste i guess

Him standing still and squinting his eyes

this is the level of performance eastwood fans want btw

epic movie

this is the level of performance eastwood fans want btw

Yes, unironically inject that shit in my veins. Bro literally, -and single handedly-, created westerns, which were mid as shit before him. No star before Clint, no star after. Just a lil nigga who squints and a ton of charisma.

It's because he's really sexy.

Jesus fucking Christ, they're competing to see who's the most retarded now.

But you came to take the crown effortlessly.

leone made a western with bronson as the lead and it was better. franco nero was better than eastwood was in his films. eastwood was not the reason leone's films were successful or why spaghetti westerns were successful
gay

Eastwood was at his best working with Don Siegel.

because he's taller and more handsome, dont overthink it cause it's simply that

Tfw i'm taller than Charles Bronson

Feels good bros.

i'm not a girl so these things don't affect me, and they shouldn't affect anyone watching spaghetti westerns

But do you have his aura?

No...

-10000 aura
But anyway, Bruce Lee unironically aurally mogs all of the game except Eastwood. They are on the same level; no one even close to them in sheer amounts of swag and thuggery.

The renowned filmmaker Adolfo Aristarain presented his book "El oficio del cine" at an event in which he reviewed his career and his experience working with the Italian director Sergio Leone, whom he considered "a hack" and whom he "lost respect to" and with the actor Charles Bronson, whom he defined as "the biggest son of a bitch in the world."

I got along badly with Leone, I don't like his cinema a bit. [...] Meanwhile, dealing with Bronson during filming was not positive either: "The first five days everything went well because he had not arrived. But when he arrived... Bronson was born and set out to be the biggest son of a bitch in the world. There are guys who can have something to come out of their inside and be sons of bitches, but Bronson's was very premeditated."

I lost respect for Leone because of the things Bronson did to screw up the three assistant directors and because one day, when he saw that the camera was on the floor in a corner, the actor said: "the camera doesn't go there; when they change it, call me" and left. And Leone changed the place of the camera. That's when I said: "this man is a hack". Because if you know where you put the camera and why you want it there, explain it to him, but don't change because the guy asks you to," he criticized.

So Leone was a bitch who got pushed around by actors?

At least in that instance, yes.

Exactly. That nigga was cucking roman poalnski having the greatest interracial threesomes ever

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And got murdered for it too, along with Sharon Tate

If Bruce Lee is so cool howcome he got manhandled by Brad Pitt and thrown into a car?

Adolfo is a great director, but every quote about the guy seems to point out to the fact that he's probably a very annoyed and bitter guy. He's always speaking about how shit X and X is or was, like when he talks about how 99% of cinema is garbage. He strikes me as a very frustrated man.

If Brandon Lee is so cool how come he got manhandled by a bullet and thrown into a grave?

actors from the 60s and 70s got really pissy about not having their faces on camera, so i get that

Sad.

I really think Tarantino wants so much to be him that he's looped back to hating him. But that scene was hilarious; Brad seems like such a chill dude lol, what a terrible miscast

Lensers BTFO
He could very well be a regular Anon Babble poster

My thoughts exactly

And then that fruity foot smelling faggot made an entire headcanon revisionist history that is nothing but obvious sad white cope.

This is the reality outside of foot sniffers fantasies

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Is this why Quentin and Brad were so triggered?

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You can tell that fist went places...
He was really telling it all to the camera, wasn't he? Of course, the satanist vampyre manlet lost his shit over it. Many such cases.

Damn I guess I’d be pretty irate too if I learned my girl was getting fisted in a secret AMWF love affair

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, Cruisin' style, too. My 2 cents.

Sharon got the starring role in front of the camera but it was in Polanski's home sex videos he shared with friends.

Polanski filmed orgies at their house and showed the videos at parties, later reported to be sadomasochistic porno movies with many recognizable Hollywood faces.

#ReleaseThePolanskiTapes

Not even capping: I'd pay good buck for that shit. Imagine a Sharon Tate sub vid... just the thought is enough to make a man go mad with love.

yikes...

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Fasho, no cap fr fr str8 truthin

She sought Eastern enlightenment from Bruce having recognized her own corruption and degradation. Though unfortunately before her life was taken before she had a chance to purify herself.

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Sex is enlightenment though; get on your tantra, pup

That just means she got riced so good it undid whatever Jewish brainwashing booshit Roman pulled on her, poor girl.

it's over

that's it, that's the last movie I watched to impress my arthoe crush. Such a piece of shit movie

TP for my bunghole?

that's it, that's the last movie I watched to impress my arthoe crush. Such a piece of shit movie

Doctor Zhivago

Since when is this a less known epic? I grew up hearing lots about it, it really surprised me when someone on Anon Babble said it wasn't much popular

Huh huh, huh huh
This thread's stupid, huh huh.

that's it, that's the last whiskey I endorsed to finance my next megaepic. Such a piece of shit drink.
youtube.com/watch?v=GbgGt6FicT4

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Paul Schrader earned those girls.

Qrd on the latest Schrader debacle?

Paul Schrader has been accused of sexual harassment and sexual assault by a former assistant who also alleges that the screenwriter-director reneged on a settlement that was agreed upon by both parties.

In a legal filing for the Jane Doe accuser first obtained by Variety, the plaintiff claims Schrader sexually assaulted her in May 2024 when the defendant’s film Oh, Canada premiered at the Cannes Film Festival.

“In May of 2024, at the film festival, Defendant Schrader demanded Ms. Doe go to his hotel room, trapped her inside, grabbed her arms, and thrust his face into hers to kiss her against her will, and then further restrained her in an effort to keep her in the room before she managed to free herself and flee the hotel room,” the legal filing states.

Three days later, Schrader summoned his assistant to his hotel room to pack his bags, claiming he was “dying.” When Doe arrived, Schrader allegedly “opened the door to his hotel room wearing nothing but an open bathrobe with his penis fully exposed. As Ms. Doe attempted to pack Mr. Schrader’s bags in terrified silence, he repeatedly commented, ‘I am so sweaty. I sweated through the bedsheets. Feel how wet they are.’ Ms. Doe packed his bags as quickly as she could, and left,” the filing says.

The assistant was employed by Schrader — the screenwriter on Taxi Driver and Raging Bull in addition to directing films like American Gigolo and First Reformed — from May 2021 to September 2024.

Yo, it's at least B+ tier. Gin mogs everything though.

make a thread about druk

404 and warned for off topic

Druk isn't a film apparently

Schrader raped me

Is there a way to find an old arthouse thread from like a month ago? are they archived somewhere?

No, those threads are lost like tears in rain
There is no archive
We were always at war with Eurasia
Her penis

Same. Funny how that works.

Do you mean an old Anon Babble thread? Tell me what do you remember about it.

Modern life is rape. Work is consensual cuckoldry.

destiny goes on adam friedland

is accused of being a sex pest

schrader goes on adam friedland

is accused of being a sex pest

Hmmmm

What happened to Destiny? I don't think anyone cared about him sucking dick, he was openly a fag.

He couldn't hack it in competitive starcraft so he tried the podcast grift scene

Aristarain is a hack.

Did you watch Martín (Hache)?

Why do people pretend to not know what I mean when I say "A24 style"? I know they're a distributor, but they have a certain style and type of film and editing that's clear, but people pretend I'm talking nonsense

Revenge porn, he sent some bitch's nudes to his friends.

Which people?

The people

no there isn't, you're talking nonsense

Godzilla Minus One on his top 130 but not Shin Godzilla

dropped

We the people.

Pretty sure Jane Doe is Taylor Jeanne, she assisted him since Card Counter. If so I can understand his temptation

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It's your chance to show up your speech skills and describe that style. Otherwise you're talking out of thin air and they'll think you're a troglodyte that can't speak about abstractions. I must admit I'm intrigued too about your take. Tell us more about this a24 style. What exactly does characterise it

Oners

so this means Sokurov is A24?

I don't know if you're doing a bit, but come on, you know what I mean
Slow, long shots, almost always the story is some progressive bullshit about women or ytpipo bad, any action is cut off immediately, dude ambiguous ending, some gimmick in the filming like The Lighthouses aspect ratio or Midsommars lighting, you know what I mean
Don't tell me you can't see it

Yes, aspect ratio is the only gimmick in The Lighthouse, also A24 invented having unusual aspect ratios, Sokurov is A24, Reygadas is A24, Xavier Dolan is A24 (well he might as well be, hack fraud), etc.
Midsommar had nothing unusual about it's lighting, it's literally just a bit overlit and has some bloom. Most indie or art cinema has themes that can be categorized as progressive, and A24 in fact barely has ever produced or distributed actual wypypo bad shit. Schizophrenics in Anon Babblepol of course are so obsessed they think having a horror movie with wypypo in it means it's anti-white or something (Midsommar again) but in non-looney bin world it is not in fact like that.

Yep.

Massive trvke.

Any racy pics of her?

He's extremely boring and full so yes.

Aristarain me chupa la pija desde la luna con un labio leporino. Yes I have watched Martin H. One of the worse moved I have ever seen. I hate communists and Aristarain is a fucking communist (and a jew).

Filtered.

seething polyp

Genevieve (1953)

In this upbeat British comedy, two friends enter an antique car rally. Alan McKim (John Gregson) drives his beloved 1904 automobile, named Genevieve, while Ambrose Claverhouse (Kenneth More) takes his vintage Spyker car. Alan and Ambrose bring their wives (Dinah Sheridan, Kay Kendall) along for the wild ride from London to Brighton, and the trek soon turns fiercely competitive, each driver devising clever ways to sabotage the other in hopes of winning the race.

Lovely film from a simpler time.

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Bloke azz lookin muhfuhga