Erm...guys? You *might* want to take a look at this...
ITT: FAVORITE MOVIE CLICHES
incredibly lame telegraphed joke
wind whistles
cactus rolls by
*driver to passenger
hang on
You got some real balls showing your face around here after what you did 6 years ago. Since you left, things haven't been the same. Everyone is depressed now. Timmy died. And I haven't heard from Larry in months. You should have never came back
character shit talking another character they're secretly afraid of while believing they're out of the room
the people he's talking to gradually get more obvious in trying to motion for him to stop
"Erm...he's right behind me, isn't he?"
wait a minute...if you're here with me...THEN WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?!?!
*cut to enpty cockpit*
lead villain joins the fray
BTFOs the heroes, all appears lost
last minute hero/aid shows up and BTFOs the villain
hero and villain team up to defeat a greater evil
put the gun down
YOU put the gun down!
ok, we both put the gun down. same time?
1, 2, 3
[BLAM BLAM BLAM]
you motherfucker you said you were gonna put the gun down!
I LIED!
He's standing behind, right?
What day it is?
But what year??!?
disparate black guy and white guy brought together by forces outside their control
have to team up to survive
light racial ribbing the whole time, nothing over the top
they make it
not "what". WHEN.
I hate when a person is supposed to smash into an object, and the object not only looks fake, it looks completely different than other things.
like a pillar thats breakable is clearly off color from the other pillars.
not only that but CGI and hand drawn animated shit that looks breakable also appears differently. so even when they fake it, the object still looks off.
seriously, they cant just not make it look like its obviously supposed to break?
fat southern guy in a suit appears
"NOW AHH DO DECLARE, AHH DOO DECLARE"
Kek I only seen that parodied in the office, don't where is from, the monkey trials?
Accidental misnaming and malicious misnaming
"I Need A Hero" starts playing
A bunch of old looney tunes bits with Foghorn Leghorn and some old 50s and 60s westerns i believe
There was the Southern Chicken Lawyer from Futurama who was sort of like this
Inherit the wind but also Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil had one of these
I think there were also a bunch of John grisham movies in the 90s that had the simple country lawyer in a white suit cliche.
Get out of there!
guy picks up the telephone
"GET ME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES."
"I DON'T CARE IF HE'S BUSY"
Hyperchicken lawyer in Futurama
Charlie's fake oil baron persona in Always Sunny
Boss Hogg's cameo in Always Sunny
Foghorn Leghorn in Loony Tunes
King Chicken's dad in Duckman
The southern guy that Homer slapped in the Sneed episode
Alice has just poisoned Bob's drink, and Bob is unaware of it. While talking to Alice, Bob lifts the drink to his lips, pauses, and puts the drink back down to comment on something unrelated
pokes a pencil thru a folded sheet of paper
female scientist says 'that's how I lost my virginity"
guy stops the bomb at the last second
This is a rare samurai pen, a gift from Emperor Hirohito. Unbreakable. Impervious to everything but water. Its value is beyond estimation.
Break its and throws in water
character in a sci-fi movie yells "Get us outta here!"
spaceship zooms away at faster than light speeds
Naked Gun was perfect.
All three were great.
Erm
Who says this????
insufferable people with glasses
Step-sister falls into the washing machine again
"Elp bruv, me knickers have gone fallen down again"
early movie villian has a change of heart and does something to save the day just moments before dieing.
Main character kills his family again
next time he goes for a drink, someone bumps him and he spills it
Male protagonist sexually asserts himself on a female who resists him at first, but the SUCCUMBS TO HIS ROMANTIC DESIRES.
art history majors
Retard fucks everything up, almost getting himself killed while doing something
Manages to barely eek out accomplishing the small task he set out to do, while fucking it up completely
Gives a big toothy grin and a thumbs-up to the protag
Lovable retards can get overplayed, but this particular scenario/trope always warms my heart.
reedit humor is so cringe
I say, the boy look's about as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs!