Where's the joke?

They want to make things more efficient, but they are actually only making their own platform more difficult to use. Its irony, not a knock knock joke.

the joke is it makes non-americans spiral for some reason

If every american had a federal job, they wouldn't have to keep sending stimulus checks and doing endless polling, it would just be part of the job of being american.

I actually like the joke compared to the previous years. Emojis and the candy teams were what I enjoyed last
The AI one was really fucking terrible

It's a nice social experiment. Although I wonder if they're taking down boards too fast? A lot of them are down already and it's 4am eastern US time.

this is the kind of shit glowniggers have nightmares about - government jobs across the gamut are cushy, do-nothing work staffed mostly by total retards. letting in more people would just run the risk of somebody actually competent (ie probably most all people that AREN'T federals ironically enough) and then everybody would realize they're completely useless parasites

So how else can we do the adult equivalent of forcing every kid to go to school?

The joke is that THIS FUCKING BOARD IS FINALLY GOING TO FUCKING DIE AND AT LAST I WILL BE FREE OF THIS PRISON, GO FUCK YOURSELF

the joke is that jannies are trannies who seethe about musk

What's this a reference to?

Don't you have some useless device to buy and make the cornerstone of your new personality?

remove literally all social services all at once, overnight, with no warning. that would also require cutting our defense budget in half and ripping israel and every other shithole country like it off of our rotting teet - so that'll never happen either

we'll just have to accept a slow and bitter end and hope whatever form of collapse occurs is the violent but ultimately purifying kind and not the "world fucked forever in a nuclear hellstorm" kind

Problem Child 2

That is the exact opposite of what I just asked, it would be like cancelling school and telling kids to just go join a gang or get a real job.

The joke is we'll all be posting on a single board by the end of the day.

forcing every kid to go to school = literally forcing every adult to work by removing their ability to not work and get away with it

the equivalent to what you said would be to double income tax. then everybody would be working under the counter, and/or quitting their job and suddenly working up chronic back pain cases to get on the dole

so what Anon Babble used to be

no my personality for this month is, I have to vandalise the car of a random person

Good job finally personifying the summer of floyd, slowpoke.

the equivalent to what you said would be to double income tax

No, that would be the equivalent of removing the child dependent tax credit.
Kids aren't taxed into learning state propaganda, they are actually forced to attend schools for hours on end to the point buses will show up at their doorstep to take them there.

I agree and as things are pruned people will have to jump to other boards and massive shitposting will ensue.

you are FORCED to pay taxes. not paying them sends you to prison similarly to how not going to school under a certain age gets you fucked for truancy and gets your parents fucked for several different things - but you can at least get enough extenuating factors involved to almost essentially not go to school. nobody escapes taxes in one way or another

Lots of things get people sent to prison.
Making unemployed people pay a higher percentage of nothing to taxes isn't going to force them to religiously take part in society the way kids are forced to go to school every day.

ends up on Anon Babble4chan and Anon Babble tiktok instead

The joke is that they waste your time by making the site unusable for an "epic prank".

video game bullshit

clearly anime

Or they just leave for the day? Still a stupid joke

Haha funny american politics joke. You don't get it?

Garbage april fools.

Or they just leave for the day?

riiiight...

Anon Babble or some hyper autistic shit like Anon Babble

the joke is that phone posters can still access the board.

for me it’s the amount of unironic vtuber autists who live here

Stonks and emoji collection was so much more fun. Having activity stop over time instead of growing doesn't really work.

...Joke? This is just another pathetic excuse from the worthless moderation team to not do their fucking jobs. Actually that isn't fair. Normally they don't do a goddamn thing, now they are actively shitting up the website.

Where's the joke?

It's april 1st

And they wonder why traffic is slowing to a crawl for this piece of shit site.

(You) have 30 seconds to write a post explaining what you do as a poster to add value to this board or your posting or your posting role will be eliminated

I talk about all the things that I want to fuck and that is enough.

vtubers

fishtank

lusting over the ugliest crop of woman in hollywood yet

incessant capeshit talk

this board is unironically OVERFLOWING with jeets. like a fucking runaway steam-engine train to mumbai on poo-for-two tuesday

(You) have 30 seconds to write a post explaining what you do as a poster to add value to this board or your posting or your posting role will be eliminat-ACK

i'm one of the few effortposters left on this shithole website and board and i've been banned dozens, maybe hundreds of times for racism

There is none

This is not an April Fool's Day joke.

tfw none of the boards i frequent are removed

What the fuck does this mean?

Joke should have been about tariffs and crossboard posting since those are the only good threads on this site.

some other thread has a list of all the threads left and, suspiciously, Anon Babble is the only explicit porn board remaining out of ALL of them. HORSE. SHIT. fucking tranny ass Anon Babble mods can't help themselves but keep the gayest, most semitic board on this entire website up and running. you hear me you faggot jannies? are you reading me? you seriously need to goon to niggers that often that you're willing to keep Anon Babble open and shut down everything else? nobody believes for a second that ADULT GIF at 6 am EST on a weekday is one of the most active boards on this ENTIRE WEBSITE - especially considering it's probably like 10 faggots (9 of them being you jannyniggers) all spamming BBC and gay shit

kill yourselves

Teslas are open range rn and they are mostly owned by dumbass libtards so it’s a win win.

If you can get them to light on fire the batteries will to the rest of the job for you.

nobody believes for a second that ADULT GIF at 6 am EST on a weekday is one of the most active boards on this ENTIRE WEBSITE

Anon Babble

You, madam, are a idiot.

Anon Babble is still alive

it's just a worse version of the board merge

Lame

Clearly going to be Anon Babble

The AI shit was horrible but last year's YTSB was pretty funny

Anon Babble

lol

go on there and find 3 threads that

aren't literal faggot shit

aren't about niggers

have a post within the last hour

i DEFY you to prove me wrong but i understand if you don't want to take psychic damage from interacting with that den of homosexual brown vipers

The slowest get eliminated so the rest will have to work (post) harder to survive. Too cerebral for the average anti-Anon Babbleer with his head stuck firmly in the sand

Lel, is it by traffic?

Anon Babble being part of the final 5

fucking Anon Babble in the top 3

Dire crises ahead

Anon Babble

Nothing is wrong with being an indian. There's ungood people in all peoples

Anon Babble Anon Babble or Anon Babble

Actually forget I called this lame, I'm having a bit of fun with all the off topic threads in other boards. Here some shit to keep Anon Babble alive

indian =/= jeet
black =/= nigger
white =/= white-trash
etc

that platitude is a dust collector. we all know that, it's just that 80% (probably more) of a race being dogshit means it's generally better to assume the worse

Do you think Anon Babble will last the purge?

?
it's closed already

Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
these shitty boards

How come it's always an American who fails to realize that there are other countries with different time zones around the world

Really can’t believe how bad Anon Babble is now what the fuck happened. It was actually good up until like 2015 or so. Recently visited and it’s literally like a fucking subreddit with normalfag redditniggers everywhere.

it was never good

They have a superiority complex about them too which makes it worse. As if the latest shonenslop was high art.

Why couldn’t this happen to Reddit

Anon Babble's problem isn't normalfaggots. It's the opposite. Board is completely overrun by shonenspics, isekaitards and cumbrains that are proud of watching all the sloppiest slop. Anon Babble remains a far better place to discuss anime than Anon Babble. Anon Babble gets filtered by fucking Sonny Boy.

Anon Babble is reddit though.

I mean it should be Anon Babble really
Everyone started there

Anon Babble remains a far better place to discuss anime than Anon Babble

The age old adage is true: all hobbies are best discussed on boards that aren't respectively focused on them

subhuman shiteating indian
diet racist

Elon Musk, the head of the Department of Government Inefficiency, his actions are fucking everything up for everyone.

You get what you vote for.

Anon Babble still up

Of fucking course.

wut annie may?

pw, brother

Anon Babble is elite and mafia.It's the little girl behind the curtains of Anon Babble. Nobody DARES touch Anon Babble.

Kill everyone worth more than $100 million.

there is no racist and there is no racists, there's just truths and there's opinions and i'm in the business of truths. if people won't buy then they simply don't have the money

how many people do you think microwaved their hard drives without realising it's April 1st?

I think the boards with the most posts per hour will be the last to go, and the slowest boards are already gone.

Anon Babble has fallen, never forget :(

the fact we expected something atleast decent this year

Last board standing will be like og Anon Babble

Anon Babble obviously
You will buy ze pass

I am hoping just for nostalgia sake that everyone is going to end up on Anon Babble posting ridiculous garbage by the end of the day.

Anon Babble

Anon Babble still up

Pretty surprising

it depends on the threads, but yeah they are mostly from twitter, also they have no sense of humor cause they are all autistic retards so they have no memes, unlike tv with the bane meme etc

Anon Babble or Anon Babble and I hate both options

how is the winner determined?

if it's Anon Babble instead of Anon Babble I'm taking my severance package.

I now want a government job.

try to make a point that DOGE is fucking everything up

didn't close Anon Babble

You had 1 job.

This place is run by a guy who doesn't give a fuck and his middle aged mods.
What were you really expecting.

sorry, you had to get quads to be offered one. i got my quads years back and i've been running black ops ever since. you know - shitposter hits, board destabilization, fudging poster count numbers, they have me do it all... well... they did

until i got burned.
my name is michael westen, i used to by a spy.

Anon Babble or Anon Babble

In protest of the islamicization and managed decline of Europe that the very European governments have been encouraging, I have been listening to classical European music instead of Muslim or Hindu Indian or African or other 3rd world music.

In your mirror nigga

lol seethe harder pussy

Listen to /mygirl/'s music, then, she needs more fans

I like it. best april fools in year.
and that means WAR

But you get the joke is that this is supposed to make all the boards worse right? So why not do the absolute nuclear option which would be to spread Anon Babble throughout all the boards? Chickmoot pussied out.

I like it. Best april's fool in years. I can't wait for the final battle

Anon Babble is already spread on all boards jesus christ are you blind

Okay I was wrong guess you didn't get the joke.
My fault I assumed it was obvious.

Where's the joke?

i think the last boards will be anime and lgbt boards

forcing an unironic Anon Babble plague

dude current events XD

Anon Babble has destroyed this site's sense of humour.

the joke is that Anon Babble closes for good at the end of the day

Good memories.

Watch it be [s4s].

all troons btw.
ALL

I'm an air traffic controller, it's chill until there's any amount of convective weather at all and then it gets fucking hectic

Hey one Lee is enough ok?

they're already here

EST is the main character of time zones.

What are the last boards standing?

Teslas are open range rn

Did you mean "open SEASON" retard?
Also is that what you're going to tell the Judge when you're getting booked on arson and public endangerment charges?

Anon Babble

dude american politics lmao

Lame ass April fools

I'm amazed that it won't be Anon Babble.

You VILL browse the 'blacked trannies' thread and you VILL like it.

Anon Babble because once the v offshoot boards die they'll all migrate to/v/

It's not funny at all. I'm not laughing, I just can't use the site.
If a Anon Babble alternative ever pops up I will abandon this shithole in an instant, after 10 years.

It's an American made site retard

But isn't it such an epic commentary on the times we live in?

It is epic for the win even

truly epic lulz

It's epic, but we can get more epic. Fire every single employee that works for this website.

lmao how did Anon Babble survive?

One blacked tranny thread after another is my guess

I'm all for cuts but not destroying livelihoods. will the jannies at least get a year's back pay?

It's funny because it actually forces us to adapt to a new situation. That's the joke, closing boards one by one, the reason why it's done isn't the joke

It didn't

it's a commentary that says a lot about the society we live in since the orange tyrant took away our democracy

Anon Babbletards crying because people are making fun of their cult leader

Fragile bunch

majority of boards will already be deleted by the time amerifats wake up

bravo, hiroshimoot

Where is the info about this
I can't see anything about this April fools
This is lame

Which boards were deleted so far?

what was the AI?

if anything its proving how illegal immigration is a absolute disaster.

fuck trannies

Nope, we're homeless right now.

okay but who said anything about drumpf?
protip: _YOU_

In their quest to preserve “muh board culture” they have done the complete opposite
the only culture left are dinosaurs and their pathetic Tora Dora watch parties, and that dumb manga OC thing they do every year – beyond that it’s just discord generals
Anon Babble is the worst board

I must have missed the AI one, the last one I remember is the emoji thing. although I was in hospital last year doped up on morphine so that could be why.

you're safe here. take the blackpill and find out...

brown isn't a race

be me

2017

depressed as FUCK for a plethora of reasons

unable to communicate it with my parents or anyone

smoking dozens Cannabis joints everyday in order to cope with the depression and not kill myself

my parents pay for a travel and visiting in a national natural park near by

they come and I don't want to go with them cause life sucks and prefer to stay home smoking my weight in weed

"we already paid" they pleed

I still don't want to go and end up not going

eight years later the regret is still killing me everyday

you're right, it's more of a subspecies

I get coping with ganja because it does work but I still take my days out whenever an opportunity arises. people just get fucked off with me because I think it's raped my short term memory. my friend was all pissy last time I met him and it turned out he'd broke up with his gf. (I didn't even know he had a gf, or I forgot).

/pony/ because mods feed on human misery

Anon Babble is already dead. they've broken through the walls.

Anon Babble is still up. lol. lmao even. they're even asking to be culled.

thought it was a vt screenshot, grim

guess I'm a normie because none of the boards I use have been closed yet

Anon Babble gone

I actually like that board. I was planning to post my Gunbao chicken I just made today

give back my Anon Babble i wanna shitpost about my fish

Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble are my comfy boards for finding out legitimate information. Anon Babble is still up but they're not looking too good. Anon Babble has been blue Anon Babble for a long time so it's between us and Anon Babble to make it till the end.

Give me back my Anon Babble and Anon Babble

Anon Babble

we need a worms thread

Worst rated documentary on Netflix

Anon Babble or Anon Babble
Only the fastest boards will survive

I actually talk about movies

Anon Babble or Anon Babble

I make the shitposts so that the autists don't have to

I'm too low iq for Anon Babble

They're tolerable

I don't post anymore because solving a captcha and waiting 15 minutes to post anything here isn't a worthwhile use of my time. I made an exception now just to say this.

And on top of that, it's either make an effortpost that will likely get no replies or post something edgier which will probably get me banned.

There's just no point anymore. I only browse this site out of habit now.

Anon Babble
we need more refugees though

That the mods exposed that they really are shills

15 minute captcha cool down

wat

how the FUCK does Anon Babble have that many posts?

Yea and how is that working for Russia, China, North Korea, Kampuchea, and every other failed nation that's tried that? Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.

Anon Babble by virtue of /xivg/ existing.

the number of unemployed people here is enormous, they have nothing to do but play video games and post about them

How come it's always an American who fails to realize that there are other countries with different time zones around the world

How come Anon Babble's clock defaults to Eastern Standard Time?

A lot of anti kike comments must have hit close to its targets.

Where's the joke?

Sneed

the joke is that mods lost their powers in controlling off topic garbage

was sneedcoin last year or how long ago was that

Incognito mode + captcha resetting sometimes when the page refreshes

esfores

Anon Babble

they're devaluing the (you) market. before today I'd get 3-4 (you)s a day and that was enough. maybe even a little OC if I put in the overtime. now they expect us to make 100 (you)s a day in order to get OC. it's a scam.

most of the generals are for gachaslop anyways, so those fags can just post on their phone while they're "playing" their trash.

how the turntables

Anon Babble just for the lols

This should be a permanent thing unironically. Anon Babble needs to be shutdown considering it's been complete shit for a decade now.

that they're still terrified of doing literally anything to Anon Babble

Is this random or is it based on board activity?

How do you know which boards are closed or not?

You try to go to them

it's another episode of jannies exerting the little power they have to inconvenience whomever they can

mods included obviously

If they have shill contracts or not

Anon Babble

it's already closed
fuck
missed opportunity.

No thanks. Hopefully this shit board is the final one.

So just like the real DOGE

Anon Babble

sending everyone on this site to some poor obscure slow board would be pure evil. even better than if we all end up in Anon Babble by then end of the day.

It's a political commentary on Elon Musk closing public sector agencies

Anon Babble has fallen so get ready for a flood of kpop fags

why is no one shitting up Anon Babble?

They do that themselves already without the aid of an April fool's prank.

mods are banning anyone for posting off topic

any Anon Babble refugees here?

You deserve to suffer retarded ponyfag

Anon Babble because everyone started there
Anon Babble because it was the original point of Anon Babble(nel)
Or just whichever board has the most traffic at the time of the final purge. I hope it’s that.

Me. Hello Anon Babble, what are the sexiest actresses these days?

Right here.

I feel way too old now to return to Anon Babble but it would be funny

Shut the fuck up you fucking stupid bitch

Why would anyone post on modern day Anon Babble anyways
It's literally just porn. No clever threads, just straight up porn

us

Why would I care about other countries?

the crossboard postings are teh joke. its actually a lot of fun tbqh. a very social april 1st if you ask me.

It wasn't funny until they took down Anon Babble

they've come here, we have a chance of survival

Continue to seethe

If they deleted Anon Babble before Anon Babble they're obviously not doing it based on activity. Honestly it comes across less as an April Fools joke and more as just an excuse to take the day off

they need some time to make the new financial year budgets for the jannies although I think some of them will be getting severance packages

Hey calm down anon

It's clearly Anon Babble and then just redirecting to reddit.

Anon Babble being the last board would be kinda funny, for once it'd be random

everyone started on Anon Babble

it's the most fitting and where anyone who doesn't suck cocks by choice started

pw should have been allowed to hang in longer

Does Anon Babble even need to be a board anymore? Are people still THAT fucking triggered by cartoon horses? Why the fuck do we still have GR15

Nah last year was YTSB, the AI "event" was in 2023

I really don't know. I think the whole brony thing honestly wouldn't have lasted half as long if gr15 was never a thing. Spite is a powerful source of energy, almost infinite

I think that's what will happen in the future because of the dumb "incel" show on Netflix

they're like the pitbulls of Anon Babble, we kick and torment them. starve them of (you)s. and then on days like this we let them out to fuck shit up.

They should've left some random low-activity board open like Anon Babble or Anon Babble

Not anymore
THE MODS ARE COSTING ME MONEY REEEEEEEE

Its just such a weird thing. Its like if we had an entire board dedicated to One Piece, or Game of Thrones.
I understand the whole brony thing was a massive thing on the internet. Like a smaller scale Pokemania. But hell at least with Anon Babble, Pokemon content is still actively being MADE. New games, cards, shows, etc.
MLPs last episode was in 2019. Like what the fuck

holy fuckin im shitting my pants xddd shutting down boards, its so fucking funny man loool

I know. You'd be surprised how much content bronies made compared to other fandoms. The amount of art and fics bronies made was unreal, for as brief of a time it was. It never even made sense to me, it's like they were on a cocaine binge for 2 years straight with all the shit they made for mlp. But yeah by now I don't see a purpose in a whole board dedicated to them. I guess it'd just seem weird for it to be gone since it's been here for so long now

I wouldn't know. I'm actually scared of horses. Never know when they're about to kick you in the head and turn you into a vegetable.

Same for porn boards. Lol all the porn boards got removed.

Anon Babble

Uh the boards no one uses are not accessible, pranked you!

reddit

game of minesweeper on a massive board with 4 randomly assigned teams competing for the most places, click on a mine and you don't get to play anymore

Oh no for sure. I am 100% aware of how omnipresent they were all those years ago, but now it just looks like a weird relic of a bygone era.
Itd be like having a board for obama memes.

loads of retards from other boards conglomerating on a single shitposting board

or

a silly flash game

I for one actually welcome the refugees

And? Off topic threads still get moved to Anon Babble and posters get banned
If your board closes that’s it, there isn’t much to adapt to

ENSHITIFICATION

I draw pictures on Anon Babble

inefficient boards got removed

Anon Babble was not removed

Kek

All Anon Babble traffic will eventually be pushed to one board
Basically it will become Anon Babble like old days
Question is, which board will be the last one?

Anon Babble would be like the Kurgan winning. I don't know what Anon Babble is.

jannies are too pussies to shut down Anon Babble
locked Anon Babble = guaranteed ddos

they should do it anyway so that their balls grow back

you have to be very autistic to get it
no, not that kind of autistic

Masking routine server maintenance behind a prank?

trvke

as an IT fag I don't think the mods of this site sit up at night saying "shit we need to get this patch in before 1am otherwise people won't be able to post!" "let's wait until April fools!" actually the second part maybe does sound about right.

both suck. the reddit one doesnt even work as a game

I'm just here to spam boards like Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble

I have no interest in real discussion or any show in general

Anon Babble

I couldn't post porn in hours, could you turn Anon Babble into a nsfw board please?

this is just using the same code as the board merging event HOW LAZY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

all the porn boards got removed

lemme check
hmm nope

Why did he do it again?

Anon Babble is done for once the mods finish their edging sessions

they're doing it from least to most popular, so it'll probably be in the last 5

admins and mods of this website are the joke