Now that movies are going past the 3 hour mark regularly can we PLEASE have intermissions back...

Now that movies are going past the 3 hour mark regularly can we PLEASE have intermissions back? I work at a theater and im tired of cleaning up piss messes from people who are too afraid they'll miss an important part of the movie

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I also vote for a fireworks break.

Mmmmm Snuppa, the queen of omo

Is there an honest soul who has a problem with this?

I pee at least once even during a 90 minute movie.

Most people just watch at home. If you don't have a home theater by now idk what your doing. Even if it's just a dark room with a big TV.

More omorashi
MOAR

Weirdo here. There's barely any hung male omorashi, and that makes me sad.

It would be nice to have time to take my falcon outside for a minute

Dudes in skintight beige pants or tight jeans in general wetting themselves

I cum buckets

as a guy who used to make omo content, I would just get flooded with messages from fags and gay men when I just wanted one message from a woman

She earned my monthly salary with just that video right.

All the straight girls were reading and writing fanfiction, rather than watching actual porn or wetting videos, unfortunately.

damn, these are the best

Shit, I thought that was Sophie.

I unironically met more omo women back when experienceproject still existed. Since it was basically a fanfic site you had a lot of curious girls wanted to talking to someone to know more about it

This, we coom to written word

More like your yearly salary.

Sure.

i even met up with one in person. those were the days

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based kinoplex anon lost in the omo thread

This is a faceswap lmao

i have the original lol

be me

piss right before walking into the screen

1 hour later

have to get up and go piss again

Every fucking time.

Are you women? I learned to hold my pee indefinitely by the time I was 6 years old. I can go an entire day without peeing if I have to.

That fucks up your pelvic muscles and you'll probably be pissing yourself by accident as you get older.

exercising your pelvic muscles to improve your level of control over them fucks up your pelvic muscles and reduces your control over them

That's the most retarded idea I've ever heard.

I can drink infinite amounts of water without ever going to the bathroom when I'm sitting at my PC desk on my shitty office chair, but about 30 minutes into a movie in a theater will have me contorting my body in lovecraftian ways desperate to rush to the bathroom.

Why is this?

drink water anon

I drink plenty of water and normally pee a few times per day. But if I go somewhere like a movie and need to hold it in, that's not a problem, and I can pretty much hold it indefinitely.

The pissing itself does nothing for me but her relief/expressions and showing it off do.

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