I know people always talk about Keanu aging well but what about Jason Statham? The after pic is from 2018 but the dude looks relatively the same today even in 2025 compared to 20 something years ago. Fucking how?
I know people always talk about Keanu aging well but what about Jason Statham...
Pure Chad genetics. Crank/Crank 2 are perfect movies.
hairline keeps receding
Yes, truly this man is immortal.
He was a frogman in the Royal Navy, OP. He was superior physical specimen from the get-go.
He can pull it off unironically
Think about it anon, babies are bald.
He does. He's the modern day Bruce Willis. Let's just hope he doesn't take anymore from him.
healthy life unironically, most guys don't care about becoming an alcoholic blob after 30 something, others stay fit
being bald makes you age better
source
Im bald and I look early 30's when im early 40's
eat well
sleep early
exercise regularly so you can do both of the above consistently
don't drink, smoke, gamble or catch STDs
find something fulfilling that doesn't ruin your body and gets you through the hard times
It's that easy.
I miss him interpreting characters like the one he did in Snatch. Juts chill dudes trying the best.
I'm fairly certain both the sun and gravity were the natural enemies of man before we forgot. And I'm not even certain that both of them aren't in cahoots with each other, like maybe gravity is the absence of the suns energy on the planet that weighs us down?
If you go bald at 20, you look 20-30 years older than you really are. The only benefit is you'll look the same until you're in your 60s. This is great if you can pull off that look but for 99% of men in that camp, life is hell
So you're saying the pyramids were actually anti-gravity devices?
It's like arguing that being fat makes you more attractive because you don't wrinkle as much
I'm saying the only goddamn thing that's keeping us from being cooked by our loving sun god are the emerald tablets powering an energy shield in Atlantis, anon. Yes correct.
so by this logic, if by a miracle dont lose my hair by 40 and let it grow, will i look like 30? 20?
No, you will look like a 40 year old. Balding makes you look older. Not balding doesn't make you look younger. It just makes you normal.
If you're approaching full baldness by age 40 now, shaving will make you appear 50.
Lots and I mean lots of sex with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
he keeps the same routine. same amount of bites + chewing for each meal, etc.
True. But he's really aged in 2025.
it's pretty sad that you're basically relegated playing nothing but side characters or stoic action heroes as a bald guy in hollywood
I want to watch a romcom starring a bald man
McConaughey did plenty of romcoms
Too much hair.
No bald man looks "early 30s".
They do if they wear a hat faggot
Turns out if you look like an old man when you're 30 you're also going to look like an old man when you're 50.
He's just ugly, always has been.
Men with strong jawlines and "chiseled" features tend to age better. Soft-faced men start to look like shit as soon as they're past their 20s.
Do they still make movies like that? Everyone now is ex-secret squirrel or some shit. Never any regular guys.
He is still floating on the high testosterone levels he got from making Crank
Yeah, I don't think so, rare breed indeed
They don’t want normal people to think that they can make a change. It’s too dangerous for the elites now with things getting worse every fucking day.
Look 50 at 30
Look 50 at 50
Simple as
zoomies are so terrified of losing their little faggot broccoli perms kek
Fitness, athletic built up will makes you look better than a fatso , always, at any age, facial hair helps ,especially if you are bald
Get your ass to a gym, eat as well as you can, grow a 4 day beard wear jeans with v neck shirts , dark colours , and you will have it
I bet this truck driver ate seed oils.
most of the guys look like boys not men due to low testosterone
v necks are peak faggotry, you should lift tho
receding
this is like saying that 90yo guy with cancer is dying
Crank 2 is fucking garbage
When you already looked old in 2002, looking slightly older in 2018 isn't really a big deal. Not really sure what the thread is about.