/lumon/ - Severance General

This new?

In that Man Seeking Woman show she plays the "annoying upbeat sister" stereotype that was popular in the '10s eg Mabel Pines
It suits her pretty well

secretly a massive karen

aren't all white women?

I don't think so. I remember reading her parents and grandparents were vaudeville people so the circus makes sense. Been following her instagram since Man Seeking Woman, she seems nice.

That show is massively underrated btw

From 2015
It's about this loser trying to get a gf and she's his sister trying to help him
It's surreal comedy, in the fist ep she sets him up with an actual forest troll from the scandinavian forests and it goes badly
They made like 30 episodes lmao

Bros, we're gonna undergo severance....

I've just started watching it and it's pretty neat. I don't usually like Eric Andre but he's not too annoying here.

Will check it out

Recommend some of the best kinos for

Adam Scott

John Turturro

Britt Lower

Zach Cherry

All I can say us for Turturro, being Miller's Crossing and Barton Fink.
I don't think Britt has been in many kinos except that Man Seeking Woman show. She has two new movies coming out though.
Don't know anything about the others.

Adam Scott in Parks and Rec & Big Little Lies.

before we undergo Severance, what is something you're glad that your Innie would not remember?

Is season 3 out yet

shaving my legs to jerk off to them

Dario

wintertide next year

the ring game cant even be used by Huang's doll nor the person who wants to play it for shits and giggles

:)

Britt is on Fallon tonight.

watching Grizzly Man rn, Tim Treadwell is fucking retarded

wouldn't mind if he comes back for 5 minutes

Kill Ms.Huang
Fuck Helly
Marry Ms.Casey

Toot

i want her to toot on deez nuts

DO IT, HUANG FAGS, HELLY FAGS, GEMMA FAGS
POST IT
SAVE /LUMON/
SAVE Anon Babble

let's get down to Refining

MR MILCHIIIIK
WE NEED MORE POSTERS TO SAVE Anon Babble MR. MILCHIIIIIK

Hag feet

BUMP EET AGEN

I'm bumpin her with all I've got capn'
She cannae take nae more

NOOOO!!! DR. MAUER DO SOMETHING!!! Anon Babble IS DYING!!!

His retardation was not even based, it was just dumb
I'm sorry for the girl who got eaten

hellyfags betrayed us... at the most pivotal moment... this I will remember...

Britt seems a bit chuddy. Her Hollywood-mandatory pronoun only says "she", not even "she/her"

was this made with AI?

Yeah the new chatGPT 4o I would say
It's pretty smart at interpreting instructions
You upload a picture of Miss Huang, her ringtoss game, and a theremin, and tell the AI to make an action figure packet out of them all.
It's also really good at understanding text

what was the prompt for that picrel?

If outie Mark really loved Gemma, innie Mark would have followed her out.
But we gotta remember the love had already faded at the moment of Gemma's dissapearance. Outie Mark only missed her cause she was gone, it would not be surprising if they were back where they started within a year of being reunited.
Helly is a fresh love that had yet to be snuffed out.

Someone else did the top one, I think it would have been a pic of Helly and Mark and

turn this into a 1990s adventure game screenshot, king's quest style, in an office setting with green carpet and cubicles, a ventilation panel on the wall, with an action panel across the top, and the following text at the bottom:

I did the second one by uploading the first image and saying

ok now keep everything the same, but remove the man, put the woman centre frame and give her an appealing grin. See the vent cover in the bottom right? remove the cover and have it lying on the floor, exposing the open vent. Put the following text at the bottom:

and it decided to make "success" in orange all by itself.
This was in paid chatGPT 4o

Mark just chews these women up and spits them out
I wonder how many broken hearts he's left in his wake before Gemma.

spoiler question

oh look, a bird!

Every interview

I think it's some reference to parks and recreation

miss casey was in a movie called too late. i enjoyed it but i can see why people wouldnt like it

Helly is a giraffe

This was the ultimate test though. The fact that he chose Helly over Gemma means iMark and oMark are totally two different people, therefore there is no bleed between the two personalities.

I don't see why that should be for him in particular
I think it just means that outie Mark is obsessed with the idea of Gemma rather than her personally

It can't be that because oMark was happily flirting with Helena at dinner, even though as far as oMark knows she is the one keeping his wife prisoner and prodding her with implements.
So there is leakage but not in Gemma's favor

No. In fact, I think that in S3 they're gonna go with this and Lumon will realize that Mark was a better subject for experimenting on achieving total severance of his two personalities, unlike Gemma

oMark

go back

Severance sisters... We're gonna get permanently severed soon...

would totally go for severing myself

also know that my innie would totally an-hero within a few months if i did

In a way, its still perfectly convenient, cause I dont have the balls to do it in my current state. So the entire responsibility would fall on my permawagie and in the end my last memory would be blissfully walking into a lift.

not anymore

We need a contingency plan once Anon Babble falls.
Where next?
Anon Babble?
Anon Babble?

Anon Babble since anime gets poated here anyway. why not tv and film there?

Anon Babble should become /youtube/ or /netflix/ to get with the new times

Gonna get tranny-jannied there.

Nah I don't think Mark even likes Gemma that much
When he finally found her, he was just like "oh hi Gemma remember me"
Imagine finding someone you thought was dead, the most important person to you in the world, and defying all logic they are alive
It would be like you're witnessing a miracle, you'd be dumbstruck.
Mark didn't seem to react all that much

iMark

oMark

I bet you say "Cobelvig" too.

Why does he actually go with Helly? Now they have mark captured which they can use to lure out Gemma.

Because innie Mark fucking loves her, that’s why

Jesus Christ. She clearly lost weight compared to season 1, but retained muscle in all the right places

wtf was her problem

He doesn't give a fuck about "Gemma"
Actually he should have kept Miss Casey too.

Sirs.... SIRS!!!

S3 will start with Mark and Helly seemingly living a normal life in a house in a small village, until it's revealed that it's all still on the Severed Floor.

They could just live in the Kier Replica house.

Secret village is marked on Petey's map

Keep it up Severance bros we're winning this one!

As a Gemmafag, I've been doing some reflecting, and I've come to the realisation that 50% of my love for Gemma is that her personality as Miss Casey is so sweet and autistic.

I'm not sure I'm ready for an S3 with 'real' Gemma, especially if 'real' Gemma turns out to be a smug, shit-testing, mocking harpie.

God damn.

Same and frankly they seem completely different. Gemma seems just like some generic person. It's a pity that Miss Casey just got unceremoniously evicted.

Those look like made up names.

I don't know about "harpie" but she kinda was all of

smug, shit-testing, mocking

in her flashback

Stop, you've already struck gold

S3 spoilers, Gemma makes a Faraday suit and invades the Severed floor. Hellyfags eternally Blown The Fuck Out.

She wasn't. The flashbacks showed her during a very hard time dealing with infertility and shit like that. It's normal for relationships to be strained during times like that.

Helly kicks Gemma's ass and confiscates her faraday suit, and uses it to escape the building and continue her Total Outie Death program

I liked how this was the real mystery of season one

Why is Helly's outie such a bitch

Why haven't we met her yet

You'd be complaining if you never got any answers and call it Lost 2.0
And now you're getting answers and complain about that

I'm not complaining though
I liked how season 1 went and that it was all about Helly
Season 2 is alright also

My bad, I just see a lot of people whining about getting answers.
I thought her outie reveal at the end of season 1 was well timed and well done.

Cute

Watch Britt's movie or she'll be a sad giraffe

I will when it’s on vod
I need to verify the full frontal rumours

“In Mandaean gnosis, every being in the physical universe has its counterpart in the heavenly Earth of Mshunia Kushta, inhabitated by the descendent of a mystical Adam and Eve (Adam Kasia, Eva Kasia). Every being has his archetypical Figure (mabda) there, and the latter communicates with its earthly counterpart. After the exitus at death, the earthly person abandons his body and takes on the subtle body of his heavenly alter ego, while the latter, rising to a higher plane, assumes a body of pure light. When the human soul has completed its cycle of purifications and when the realm of Abathur Muzunia bear witness to its perfect purity, it enters the world of light and is reunited with its eternal partner.

“I go towards my likeness/ And my likeness goes toward me/He embraces me and holds me close/ As if I had come out of Prison”.

True it is, without falsehood, certain and most true.

That which is above is like to that which is below, and that which is below is like to that which is above,

to accomplish the miracles of one thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emerald_Tablet

Seth Milchick = Egypt Seth. Kier Eagan = Apep snake
Also in the Series there are Orphic hints, the escape at the end reminded me of Orpheus and Eurydice. Obviously, the myth of Osiris, the world of the dead and the living, is connected with this
Also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanjna (from the Shadow that she leaves, the progenitor of humanity is born)

On the caduceus, two snakes are a divided human soul moving towards a single Brahman - our original divine beginning. A person is forced to be reborn, perhaps there are other worlds where rebirth also occurs and after death a person rises there, but does not unite with his other half
Either we send here ourselves, for some reason, are we evil demiurges? Out of stupidity?
Or we decided to send ourselves here ourselves, Satan seduced us and we fell into the lower eon and are trying to get out

Green is the color of Lucifer

Petition for Britt to be the main villian(ess) in whatever the next BioShock movie is gonna be.

Do you think Apple will let Severance die with dignity after 4 or 5 seasons? Or will they whore it out with a mountain of spinoffs like Walking Dead, GoT, Yellowstone, The Boys, etc.

I... I can't tell if this is AI

This time it's real
She is just like that

GIVE ME MY AUTISMO GF PRETTY PLEASE

A signal blocking suit could be a pretty neat plot device.

Different factions trying to get hold of it

Whoever is wearing it not daring to open it until then get back to their home base

black

gay

based

how does he do it?

Which character do you think deserves more attention for S3?

Gemma

Which S1 character do you want to see come back for S3?

June and Nina. The lack of closure to Petey's story is a bit upsetting.

Where the fuck they were running at the end? To bathroom to fuck or what is the plan there

what is the plan there

There is no plan. They're essentially teenagers in love who think they can just run away from their problems. That's why I don't get people who say it works as an ending to the story. It's a good ending to the season but there will have to be a reckoning.

Jame wants Helly
Helly won’t cooperate without Mark

That’s season 3

Damn nice legs.