Jesus christ

Jesus christ....

holy shit is that stiflers mom?
christ...

Oof! Americans are hideous!

looks like stiffler's dad now

we want the box office poison audience!

Jesus Christ...

Jason Mamoa manages to get himself into the shittiest films as le quirky buff man. He really wants to be The Rock.

stop adapting video games so literally, like the video game world is 'their' world in some other reality.

i want some Rain-Man-esque kino ABOUT Minecraft.

California: The Movie

stiffler's mom has barely aged

i will now watch your slop.

she linked up with snood and shaniqua

my tummy looks like this

The overexposure is really bad. Snood looks like she's applying for an upcoming vampire movie role.

Quintessentially amerimutt pic

i really hope it doesnt flop bros, i don't want to imagine snood being sad and holding back tears while hugging her precious plushies, it would be too depressing...

Unconventional bunch

Why is she so pale? She's literally a ghost.

this will sell our movie

I love fat black, fuck you chuds

stop adapting video games so literally,

They should have done it MORE literally, as in just make it all animated and in the game world. No live action actors. It makes everything look like a shitty greenscreen and wastes the highly detailed animation done for the movie. If it was all CG you wouldn't mind as much how odd it looks, but with actors there floating around in front of an unconvincing background you're just reminded every few seconds that it's all fake.

Even if you had to do the "Isekai" thing at least turn your cast members into Minecraft models when they go to Minecraft world.

she's an autistic introvert that forgets to shower most days. she avoids the sun and loves her korean skincare routine.

she spends most of her time indoors playing various video games on her nintendo switch, reading, watching movies or hanging out with her family. she's a snoodcel DORK

(((Myers)))

She's jewish isn't the?

SNOOD TUM

WE HAVE SNOOD TUM

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

...Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.

Snood is really sexy there
And the boy is extremely jewish looking

She's Greco-germanic raised Christian

I love fat black

Found the American immigration officer.

You can only choose one...

Holy crap Lois! Its Code Lyoko!

She's beautiful.

I like how Jennifer Coolidge never really worked with any of other actors since her character is stuck in the real world while the others are in Minecraft so she's just standing there by herself.

She cute
Would smooch

zoomers are into ketamine and doom drill music
sunlight burns them

you could have saved her Anon Babble... why didn't you save her...

DIOS MIO

Snoodles...

I think the movie is going to be unironically good.

I think it will be exceptionally mediocre in the sense that it will be completely forgettable with no identity

mmmm tummy

That's a decent tum

Subversive warfare

Shut up retard

yeah, but we also escape our respective stupid clown countries for a reason.
Europe is a fantasy land with silly rules; I'm glad my relatives left ages ago

This is insane.

yeah, no silly rules in American whatsoever

better than the snobs back home

Roadkill crows shove down a tinfoil skirt, or do you mean whatever the fucks going on with it's armpit?

How is that gremlin in the middle not a fake caricature? Does the ADL even know about this?

she used to be fatter, but jordan peele has stretch marks on his shoulders. wild, how does that happen?

do you think the movie will help/break her career?
considering wednesday will probably end after season 2 and the only other future project she has right now is agggtm season 2.

snobs

Get some standards and some self respect, Darnell.

i feel bad for him, even pajeets make fun of him on social media for not being famous, he don't seem like a bad kid i hope this movie helps his career somewhat

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TUMMY? did her publicist tell her to do this?

It will do nothing for her whether it fails or succeeds, she's just going to be standing at the sides of scenes occasionally saying a generic line.

She must've been working out and wanted to show it off
Especially after her chubby snood phase last year

walled, not even a graceful walling. due to her dysgenic facial features she went from age 15 to 65.

She knows this is a movie about minecraft right?

Yes she knows I'll be watching (I'm 32)

You're trying too hard.

dw this movie will be ass but it will make a bunch of movie, though it will mostly be accredited to minecraft and jack black, notice the marketing has been mostly promoting jack black and jason momoa, emma still has a way to go to get noticed outside tv/streaming stuff

bunch of money* opps

It makes me so fucking happy knowing you waifufags are untouchable permavirgins, you have no idea.

Steve Pemberton looks like THAT?

pick of destiny tiedye

kinda cute

why does her chin-lower lip are look so bad
constantly noticed it in wednesday as well
shame

Nice try, mohammed.

it's ok that I live in a shitty country because....other countries look down on me!

two years ago they woulda let him get with snood as his love interest but i feel like the way things are now theyre gonna have a very akward friendship since zoomers dont know how to talk to the opposite gender

I'd play minecraft with her

i meant twenty not two, or maybe thats too much, maybe 10

is that stifflers mom?

Wow such appealing people! I really must watch this movie!

she looks fine you faggot

Which ones are allowed to dress themselves, do you think?

The big bitch is starting to look good...

W-what happened to her pupils?

definetly jack black, maybe momoa not sure

What a fucking disgusting freak show. Sneed fits right in

She's getting flashed by cameras you sperg

it's bright outside where she is

snood tum

The big bitch is starting to look good...

You've been in America too long.

he's 14

Sneed is so fucking hideous holy shit. Now I know it's just ONE morbidly obese pajeet spamming her. At least the Gadonfag had the goddamn courtesy to pick a whore who had a goddamn chin. Hiding Sneed threads isn't enough, I'm on a fucking mission now.

when do relationships/romantic feelings 'start', anon?

it is calling for my cum

post-ejaculation

i meant that he's 14, why would they make him a love interest to a 22yr old

Their characters are siblings

What are you complaining for? You and your ilk literally and unironically asked for this. Enjoy your product!

I wish she stayed chubby. Chubby snood looked so much cuter.

i forgot how old snood was, i mean she looks like a teenage girl and is probably playing one, those two are probably the "we have to have kids for the kids to self insert as" characters that a movie like this would have, though I think they are both too old, isnt the average kid into minecraft like 8 or 10 or so

You sound like a miserable retard

Well she always has naturally chubby cheeks
If she gets buccal reduction I'll go nuclear

Did she go back there to choke on Chad's cock?

cuckfag projecting again

judging by this actor being just slightly out of the target range for minecraft kids and snood being the older sister character, and all the other characters, i'm guessing the plot is gonna be something like these two used to be closer, but now she doesnt want to do kids stuff, he is still into kids stuff which probably gets him labeled as a loser, and then with the "manchild has-been" archetype jason momoa's character has and jack black also has something of a manchild aptitude, the plot and message of the movie will revolve around growing up, its ok to still like childish stuff, minecraft is for everyone, etc. I guess that makes sense, minecraft has a wide playerbase and they probably didnt want to go all in on just making it about minecraft is for kids.

this is the 9/11 of cinema

She's not going to fuck you, bro. or acknowledge you. No one will.

Oh, so you think Sneed is into losers like you? LMAO

OH MY GOD IT'S HEROBRINE LOOK OUT!
QUICK, HIT THE TNT WITH YOUR FISTS
NOO WAIT I HAVE TO GET THE DIAMOND OUT OF THE CHEST NOOO

*KABOOOM*
*dies*
*respawns*

Oh. That wasnt so bad.

the left is what the average hagfucker looks like

what is this cast

this is america, chud.

BLACK BOOBA

American excellence.

Snood. Tum.

it's a LOVE LETTER TO THE FANS

his name is Jack Black

Snood's getting out of control

Americans are low test, high zest.
Women's bellies are hot, but she has the "tum" of a child or a young man. It is not sexy!
Go and look up some belly dancing videos on youtube and come back when you're all cured.

Anon Babble's taste in women is either childlike boybodied plain janes (for pedos and closet fags) or burly potato faced hagmoms (for eudipal midwesterners)

Where's the beautiful people? Communist really did take over Hollywood.

Where's the beautiful people?

Why, she's right there, goyim. The beautiful Nubian princess. The all American rose, he he he. Well fed and ready to bed.

Only thing better than Snood Tum is more Snood Tum

Is that black lady in that body wash commercial

Don't say I don't do anything for you

that dog prop looks great. perhaps a sign of things to come.

awkwardly cute

so, exposed stomach of young women, what is the message here?

"you! put a baby in there now!"

because that's what I'm thinking

Did she dip her fingers into a vat of acid?

Just the fact that they would make a zoomer culture themed movie is cringy. Society should just gas all zoomers and pretend they never happened.

Apparently it's popular with a lot of the college kids in my town. Honestly didn't surprise me. There's a ton of grown ass men who play fortnite as well.

My little snoodles can not be this cute

Kawaii desu~

Do they purposely try to wear the most hideous clothing imaginable?

Fashion stopped being about aesthetically pleasing and more about ostentatious vanity decades ago.

Do you reside in the capital of England?

Yes. Merton.

Weight lifting. Gym fags call them "gains marks".

She looks like an IRL anime girl

hollywood is so gay and shit now

They're american.

Pure as the whitest snow

This really activates my neurons.

imagine kissing up that neck of hers.

I actually would the black chick, she just looks really bad with that fro in the movie

holy shit my beautiful alabaster-skinned wife oh fuck oh man
This picture is going to make impressionable young men racist

I think he's a little old to be doing his Tenacious D poses

cool shirt w2c

why is jack black so fucking fat

Is there a camrip of this out yet?

Brutal MOG

the 4 "white" actors are all from the same ethnicity
what a coincidence

Why is Jason so fat?

MY PERSONALITY IS BEING TRANS ON SOCIAL MEDIA

I'll never get it

There is nothing interesting about this person other than she looks like a man.

No she doesn't